Why not pretend to convert to Judaism? We don't have to actually follow any of its tenets. We can pick and choose whatever we like, just like most Western Christians and Muslims do. Most Jews in the West don't actually observe its rules either. This will expose the weirdness of Judaism. Is it a race? A religion? A culture? Why don't they welcome converts like other religions do? Do the Ashkenazis "own" Judaism?
Jews are few in number, and look white; whites could completely absorb them and outnumber them. If we are allowed in, great; we make allies of our enemy, and trade white guilt for minority privilege. If not, we expose them as xenophobic tribal racists rather than friendly religious adherents. Integration is already a huge political embarrassment in Israel. But we would actually be able to integrate with the Ashkenazi, unlike the Africans and Muslims. And with our greater numbers, we can take control and redefine Judaism, which would be impossible with Islam.
I guess this would be heresy for the Christians on here, but maybe you can think of some way to rationalize it. The two religions are already closely related.
no,no; we'll show them a/the 'perfect'-being//'jew'; it wont be [the alt-left's] true jewish being, but it will be everything they wanted..., but only in the ironic sense
I know it's a pretty goofy idea. Let me try to restate my case again.
Modern day Israel is one of the few white-ish ethnostates, yet they're considered the furthest thing from evil white Nazis.
They are ripe for being co-opted by whites since they look so similar and are so few in number.
They have plenty of traditionalism and patriarchal values to invoke. If they complain we aren't following the retarded laws like circumcision, then the liberal actual-Jews get exposed for being just as fake.
Even if it just becomes a meme and no one believes that we're really Jewish, it publicly exposes the Jews as a race rather than a religion, making it harder for them to hide behind religious rights.
Ryder Price
And perhaps the biggest advantage: It turns our greatest enemy into our greatest ally. It does what thousands of years of forced conversions and expulsions couldn't.
Michael Cook
Associate the most hated group in the USA with the enemies of the Jews. Great idea. I appreciate the attempt to wake normies with cognitive dissonance, but I think most people will just say "It figures, they're anti-Semites!" and move on.
Ryder Murphy
Funny memes are the only way.
"Nazis convert to Judaism" Then a little later. "Jews for Nazis" "More and more Jews are questioning The Holocaust" Etc.
Adam Taylor
Because, even if it was easy to convert to Judaism and blend in (hint: it isn't)... You faggots are too childish and emotionally unstable to execute and plan with a horizon greater than one week. Also, you're all a bunch of pathological individualists with no shared moral or cultural fabric to hold you together in this scheme. Some of you would end up identifying as Jews. And the vast majority would leave to return to their solipsistic lives of porn and vidya.
Would make great clickbait articles, wouldn't it? Even if it was done as a blatant trolling meme, where we said we were doing it because it most closely aligned with our Nazi views, it might force Jews to distance themselves from Israel's behavior and to justify their whole "chosen race" thing.
Leo Butler
First, if we're lacking in moral and cultural fabric, it's because the modern society of us Goyim was built by and for Jews. We bent over backwards to be welcoming and to give up all in-group preferences, just for them (and by their control of media and capital as well.)
Second, what you said implies Judaism doesn't actually have any moral or cultural fabric to it which would hold people there, besides victimhood and genetics. Maybe that's true, but it doesn't reflect well on Judaism.
Connor Perry
dunno if this autism is legit or not
Sebastian Gonzalez
The thing that allows Jews to infiltrate and subvert SO successfully is that they have an unshakable sense of racial identity that is based on thousands of years of shared history and culture that they have preserved and protected to this very day. To this day, they still speak the words, sing the songs, dance the dances, celebrate the feasts, attend the schools, perform the worship, etc... that they've been performing for thousands of years. And EVERYBODY else is an outsider until the day they die.
This place is the land of broken toys. One guy collects trap porn. Another guy secretly watches blacked videos. The next dude is a huge pothead. And the other guy flunked out of college to play DOTA day and night. Some are nominal Christians. Some are atheists. Some are pagan LARPers. And the only thing holding them together is a vague and tenuous sense of threat to their peaceful pursuit of hedonism.
Daniel Moore
yes; let us weigh the amount of sacrifice cultures of today have provided for the world, vs how selfish they were
