Student Loans Bubble

Jow Forums quickly take my advice, stock up on water and high calorie non-perishable food
I work for a prominent capital management firm, but I will not reveal the name for fear of getting fired.
A few days ago Apple hit 1 trillion, we all know this, most of us do not know why. Stock prices go up and down, but the reason Apple prices keep going up is because Apple leaks info to speculators about investments it makes in realms other niches of the economy.
One of the ways Apple is making money is buy investing the money it gets from selling stock, into CDO's. This is normal, every corporation does this. However within the last 2 years, apple invested 36B, billion into a CDO that is 65% defaulted fraudulent student loans. The SEC is cracking down on this specific CDO right now, and my peers and I believe this is going to belly flop the market on debt backed securities, not just student loans.

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Soooo.... liquidate my portfolio?

Q predicted this

Yeah I’m also gonna need a name on the semen-demon in OP.

So Apple is about to tank by 36B... neat.

Q predicted this too

>Liberals are more educated
>We need support to pay off student loans

How do they still think educated means smart?

I graduated with 500usd loan that if I want I can be paying for 10 years 10usd per month. And I do just for kekz

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an education is nothing more than a political pedigree which indicates that you have been properly indoctrinated. Sadly most people who go to college do not realize this and their job prospects suffer as a result.