Wtf is happening in UK??

Wtf is happening in UK??

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*rock stacking loicense joke*

>Should rock stacking be banned?

No, just issue rock stacking loisences

DONT BE A BLOKE
BIN THAT ROCK

based and redpilled

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Fuck your cairns.

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Oi M8 , do you have a loisence for this rock pile that will be undone when the ties go up ?

Its native american cultural appropriation so it should be shut down

>cairns
If you ever see those things, destroy them. Cairns don't belong in nature.

Cairns should be banned. They are disrespectful and potentially misleading.

Tell me about cairns pls

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the one thing im glad the UK wants to ban

Mehmet can trip on them when he's running after little girls on the beach, can't have that.

why fatso?

People from all over the globe stacked rocks on each other. It was an integral part of certain cultures. The word "cairn" has Gaelic roots.

My friends mother tripped on a cairn and died. Ban em'

Dont be a cock, spread those rocks

If you don't like the simple kick them over and throw the rocks in the ocean. If someone complains throw the rocks at their head. It's good exercise.

originally used to mark paths, now people just make them for shits

No disturb!

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Wasn’t there a terrorist attack in London today? Why is there not a single article on the BBC?

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Saved. This is what I do every time I see one.
I also have a portable sand blaster so I can remove graffiti from natural rock faces in national parks.
I am a placer gold miner, and I strip mine for gold, but I re contour and reseed when I am done. Leave no trace,
Faggots.

So why should it be prohibited? Seems to me like a continuation of old pre-Christian traditions

What are they going to ban next, the Earth?

>should earth be banned
nuke these faggots now

whoa

The rock stackers should be sentenced to death by stoning. They are pagan and thus not in accordance with the Sharia.

Even having too many rocks near too each other could be construed as possession with intent.

>NO FUN ALLOWED! A PILE OF ROCK IS LIKE ANUDDAH SHOA

Jesus Christ take it easy fucking incel

Based /out/ poster.

No, native rock stacks were typically a two rock stack with one pointing toward where the hunt party or tribe had gone. Tall cairns have their roots in Jewish tradition.

Rock stacking is a Jewish tradition that strikes terror into the GOy.

>a mound of rough stones built as a memorial or landmark, typically on a hilltop or skyline.
Cairns are being built excessively and are no longer worthwhile as landmarks. In fact they are misleading. Now i'm as sentimental as the next man in regard to memorials but the overuse of cairns, usually by hipster wankers in inappropriate places, has turned them into a hollow gesture. Nature should be left as intact and untouched as possible for others to enjoy. Not stacked for instagram likes.

Roastie detected.
Rock stacking is just another "look at me'
The fuck outa my Nature, Slag.

But what about the blood that comes out of their head?

This stop appropriating American hippy hiking culture

Stop sliding this thread

Because user worked you out, Chaim;

I fucking HATE seeing graffiti in nature. Who the fuck goes hiking with a can of spray paint?

Also, gold mining huh? How does one get into such a niche trade? If you don't mind me asking, how successful are you?

kek

You used to get hanged for stealing here. Something really cruel and cunty at the core of this country.

cairn fags should all be hanged.

Thanks for the heads up. Headed over to those threads now.

lol

>triggered by rocks
unironically off yourself

So a useful thing turned into an ugly mess with no use, highly unstable, adverse with the aesthetics of Nature, and will eventually without doubt, crumble, while the (((stacker))) has moved on to other lands....
Every fucking time.

If stack rocks high enough, maybe can see where longnose tribe live and go holobunga them in smoke huts

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Regulations will stipulate that no more than 2 rocks shall be placed on top of each other one time in a public place without a permit.

Oi wheres ya rock loicence mate !!!

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Yup.

>stacked natural rocks are akin to pollution and littering with man-made materials
Whoever wrote this is retarded.

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>rock stacking
And these are the people that call us autistic for digging holes on the beach.

You can already be fined heavily for making so much as a fire ring with rocks in national parks in the U.S.

That’s not true. Depends heavily on where.

Bloke and rock don't rhyme, meme flag. Show your true flag and learn the language before you try to get clever.

But what about the deadly stick weapons should people be allowed to walk within 100 meters of any tree because they could encounter a dangerous twig weapon ?

A fire ring is evidence of intent to make a fire, hence the fine.

Go make one in front of a National Park ranger anywhere in a national park in the U.S.
Do it, Faggot. Insane grin jpg.

the limeys have been rock standing since prehistory, let them get on with their traditions

Don't be a cock, unstack that rock!

Found the rock stacking hipster faggots

if u think there should be heavy fines for making a fire ring with rocks and no fire in it then u r both gay and ur mom gay

isnt rock stacking and ancient way of making a tombstone?

That sounds like the punchline of a joke.

>My great great great grand grug died in the holobunga
>He tripped on a pile of rocks

I go hiking at least a few times a year and seeing cairns has always rubbed me the wrong way, but this thread has pushed me over the edge, I will start knocking them over.

How self-indulgent and stupid it is to stack these rocks. You are not an explorer or a naturalist, you are a phony likely in search of fodder for social media. The people who do this are the ultimate bugmen normie NPC fags.

>its just a reminder of the human ego
>has an ego so big he doesn't want to be reminded other people exist

>other people are self indulgent
>is so self-indulgent people unlike him are "NPCS"

Fuck off, I'll pray as I please.

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We should stack niggers on top of each other

Ok. Done it many times. When setting a hunt camp for over one week, you have to get a permit and give the location for your camp to the ranger assigned to your intended zone. 9/10 the ranger will drop by on your second day in to check your camp.

Of the dozens of times I have set a long term camp I have not once had a raised eyebrow at the fire ring.

Outside of high risk forest fire regions, the regulation states that all fires must be contained by pit or ring, and must be at least 50yards from any trail or waterway.

Holes can make someone break a foot though. Stacking rocks does nothing.

Faggot

Different type of cairn bud. Keeping scavengers off your ancestors remains is not the same.

I'll stack rocks in the woods in your honor

DO YOU KNOW WHY WIR ERE MATE?

WIR ERE TAH SEE YOUR ROCK STAKIN LOISENCE.

WE ERD U WAS MAKIN POILS OF ROCKS ON NUH BEACH. DID YOU KNOW THATS IN VIYOLAYSHUN OF ER MAJESTYS SHARIAH LAW AMMENDMENT NUMBER 50?

WAIT OLD ON A SEK IS THAT A WOODEN FAWK I SEE U EATIN THAT FISH N CHIPS WIF?
AWRIGHT THATS IT WEIR TAKIN U IN MATE

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Part and parcel

You can't ensnare anybody reasonable with your ultrarelativist mumbo jumbo. To motive behind these displays is obvious, so is the answer, I will knock over each one I see you patagonia wearing fraud.

Its too expensive, once someone makes a stack, constant police presence is required to stop revelers and wiccans from climbing it.

It isn't even semi-relativist, you said people who do things unlike you are NPCs, which is extremely self-indulgent, obviously if you are one of the only real people. If you can't stand on what you say, why say it?

>go on a long hike
>reach end of hike, rest
>have some time enjoying nature, stack some rocks
What's wrong with this?

I'm an /out/ regular and I completely agree with you. I have buddies that constantly topple rockpiles whenever they see them during camping, and it just comes across as autism of the highest degree. I once jokingly told one of my best friends that if he wanted to pretend he was out blazing trail in lands unseen under the free man's sky, then he probably shouldn't be coming to state parks for our camping trips. This grown ass man gave me the cold shoulder for the entire trip and wouldn't address how bothered he was until we were flying out.

Who cares if people want to put big gay emotional rock piles up in the middle of nowhere? I've never felt the need to, but I get to go innawoods all the time. I can see the sentimental appeal of someone returning to the place they'd been years before the see that, even though time had changed them, this simple thing they created was still standing as they left it.

unstack those stones or we'll send in the drones

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Oh geez, good that you told me. I was just about to find that park and fly there to make a massive stack of rocks.

> why do you need to control that small cubic foot of area and assert your ego?
> THOUSANDS OF SQUARE KILOMETRES SHALL OBEY MY ORDERS!

I wish someone would bash my face in with a rock

On the contrary, to ban rock stacking would be tantamount to calling First Nations invalid, you fucking bigot.

> say a silent prayer to yourself

Wow thanks for allowing me to pray in silence without saying anything out loud when there are probably no people within a mile radius of me. Generous of you

Don't be a cock
Bin that rock

All good Leif.

that can be arranged

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What kind of absolute faggot writes something like that?

Hit me up senpai, I'll do it for 5 quid. Provided you have your Smashed Face Loicense.

They want to feel like they're in a wilderness but are too pussified to actually be in a wilderness, so they get angry if they're reminded of it. Rockpiles are just a reminder to them that others have been here and are just like them, they want to claim these people who are the same as them are "normies" or "NPCs" to hide the fact that they're just as silly as them in wanting a consumable experience.

Standard federally constructed lean to camp round here

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i want to update this

> why do you need to create a stack of rocks to assert your human ego? Fragile much?
> THOUSANDS OF SQUARE KILOMETRES SHALL OBEY MY ORDERS! PRAY TO YOUR "GODS" IN SILENCE!

Rock stacking is stupid and it goes against the hikers code. I get not being autistic and getting all angry and shit. Educate yhe rock stacker. Leave it as you found it

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