>be me
>stop believing in magic, the tooth faery, and God at 7
>continue this until 30
>friend tries to kill me and ahould have 100% succeeded but fails
>meditate like a chink for hours on end wondering why the matrix glitched
>realise I'm a literal nigger in chad suit this whole time
>realization comes at 12:34 am (1234 right as enlightenment happens)
>start to thirst for all spiritual rabbit holes. Go as far as i can down each
>find magic is real, just like i thought it was before i was 7.
>feelsbadman
Beautifully designed experience
Jaxson Miller
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Zachary Torres
did you pop a molly before writing that, son?
Grayson Edwards
>meditate like a chink.
You've got some evidence of this, Nebuchadnigger?
Wyatt Stewart
I did not
What proof do you need that an individual meditated?
Gavin Nelson
Also strange that my name starts with with t and since enlightenment I've seen 7s everywhere, and noticed that my license plate has 777 on it.
Look at my ID tag.
John Jones
Also ask me anything. I've gained a lot of useful information in the 2 months since enlightenment.
Evan Johnson
Shameless bump. I guess if it doesn't have to do with niggers or kikes, it isn't if interest here eh?
Bentley Foster
Wait till you get a load of the Book Of Mormon and have 5 kids and thirst for another hot waifu.
>How much do you believe in magic?
>>In b4 Heretic from a Pedo compliant Catholic
William Gutierrez
Turns out, there's a lot of biology behind magic, and there's a lot of validity in what has been pointed to as "forbidden knowledge"
For instance, my numerology number is 5 and all the sites that explain personality 5 is 95% correct
Jackson Butler
how did your "friend" almost kill you? what truths did you realise? tell us more, user.
Austin Bailey
Friend was driving me home from business trip and we turned on his music (nigger rap) he went into zombie mode as we were turning onto i77. He wanted to go around a uhaul in front of us but the was a huge dodge ram to the left of us.
He turned on his signal to go around the uhaul. I told him there was a truck that he needed to wait. He said "oh", and started turning into it.
I look at the ram and see that they're in dick head mode. Not going to budge. I scream at the top of my lungs 3 times "stop!!!". Friend looks at me with the most zombie smile and says "oh, ok", then hard turns directly into the ram.
I closed my eyes and surrendered myself to the fact that my Ford fusion was going to hit the ram at the trunk, we were going to spin nose to the left, and because we were going 80 i was certain to flip a few times resulting in death.
I opened my eyes and i was in the speed lane untouched.
I made my friend get out and let me drive. The people in the ram drive next to us as we were slowing down. They looked like they seen a ghost, obviously they know we should have died. My friend didn't even realize till about 45 minutes after the happening what just happened.
Only a severe glitch in the matrix could have prevented my death there.
Juan Davis
My previous digits backwards and subtracted from their occurance 3838 turn into 8-3=5 and 8-3=5.
duece 5's . WatchugonduNow.bmp
Daniel Reyes
Check'em.
>KEK wills your path.
Brody Fisher
Magick is indeed real.
Daniel Nelson
Your path is aligned.
>KEK blesses the arithmetic divinations
Juan Fisher
It's real
Zachary Diaz
a lot of places dont have mental hospitals anymore and so many mentally ill people are left free just to roam
this is the result
Wyatt Bennett
My brother and I call it the smart dumb smart cycle.
Adrian Reyes
Dubleh Trips of Truth...
>Dearest KEK, Shall we invade Canada yet?
Thomas Allen
Congratulations. Taoism is the final redpill. Love, humility, willingness, open mindedness and complete honesty is all it took. Enjoy your journey.
Pray, meditate, have faith. Give up selfishness.
Sebastian Hernandez
Nice get
Interesting that you've come to this as well.
Gabriel Barnes
This is pretty much the path I've gone. My wife and i have seen Oden multiple times since then. Ravens flying in our path. Number sequences that clearly show signs of divination.
All things worldly has lost it's taste.
Adrian Russell
Also this is op, for some reason my id changed.
Charles Brooks
Yeah man. It makes no claims about the nature of reality, doesn't need to use parable or myth, it just speaks truth. It also has a very clear cut spiritual path to follow that includes specific ways to improve sex, diet, meditation, sleep and exercise.
Camden Jenkins
Be careful bro try not to have a nervous breakdown sounds like what happened to me kinda
Hudson Nguyen
based.
whatever gets the ole motor running again
Asher Jones
holy fuck chcked. i habeeb everything OP says now
how do you meditate? how long did you meditate OP?
whats ur magic?
Charles Evans
There is a lot to czech in this thread.
I listen to this, sit with one leg on top of the other, sit straight up and relax completely. Focus on your breathing. In your nose, out your mouth. The eternal flame will find you and give you wisdom.
Andrew Mitchell
Sensible leaf.
Jack Carter
Cars are smaller than you imagine.
Adam Howard
Kinda strange isn't it..
Any tips on meditation are certainly enlightening.
>Meditating for the eternal flame...
Looks like you're out.
Mason Rivera
this is surprisingly accurate in describing how i have felt today
Christian Gonzalez
A Molly ? Ok grandpa
Parker Bell
>Yet Again Check'em
What is beyond Meme Magic?
Isaiah White
Wow, kek (aka God) is really alive tonight
Thomas Stewart
Obviously magic is real from the amount of Czech in this thread.
Cooper Reed
Drive 77 mph and you will have a protective force field around your car. I've been in multiple situations where i should have been pulled over. And one time i magically avoided a pile up.
I don't understand how it works, it just does.
Nathaniel Perry
I believe you user.
I once mystically avoided becoming a pileup when I hydroplaned and blinded by the glare of a sun shower. Time slowed and cars moved out of my way.
I set my alarms and watch alarms to double and if need triple digits. I check my watch and see 11:11 or 4:44 etc. all day long.
>What is this phenomena called?
Gabriel Allen
Your god(s) are sending you a message.
Especially the 11:11. If something consistently happens at that time, pussay extra special attention to it.
44s and 444s mean your god(s) are watching over you at the moment.
Jonathan Scott
my story is the same as op except weed made me realize magic is real and Trudeau is the grand wizard of getting high and unlocking your true powers
Liam Harris
A cool thing i found when i was enlightened was that we incarnated simply to get happiness. All the bad stuff is too contrast against the warm fuzzy. (You have to have sadness to have happiness)
The overall experience is a net positive though, and that's why you exist.
Question asked "existence, yes or no?" If the answer would be a net negative then no would have happened. The reason we are here is because when the question was asked, the answer was positive. We are here simply because it wouldn't be so bad to be here if we were happy.
I guess the answer could turn net negative and you kill yourself.. but it's always a choice on whether or not you're going to perceive your existence positive or negative, and those that do so positively will always live longer.