The absolute state of Germany's history
>be Germany
>1871-1918
>have a small number of nigger colonies
>doyouevenempire.birchbark
>kek lose them in WW1
>proceed to lose two world wars and then get invaded by jihadi 'refugee' horde
Only glorious masters of the colonial era Britain France and Spain can post in this thread.
I can post whenever I want An*Glo monkey.
>t. noguns
>master of colonial era
>no Portugal
and once again, backstabbed by the Anglokike
Nice meme flag, kys
And britain gave all of it up just to get a participation price in beating germany.
And now your bitch lasagning around about leaving the EU.
Not to mention there's not nearly as much violent crime here as is in Britain, or acid attacks. How 'bout sum acid attacks.
>glorious masters of the colonial era
Good job throwing Rhodesia to the dogs.
Anglos are the real Jews
>kys
THE ETERNAL ANGLO everybody.
Laugh at the anglofaggot OP.
congratulations
you won
Op is a d&c shill. Britain is a Germanic country.
half
parts of it
Greater nations/people/men don't seek to control others
All g*Rms have an astounding amount of autism[spoiler] yourself [spoiler] and have caused this world to go to shit.
Suck mehmet’s dick Swedcuck.
stfu memeflaggot
kys you failed empire son of a bitch
Fun fact. Britain has more German DNA than Germany.
Reminder for poltards and leftypolshits.
It's almost like you like getting cucked...
I’m Anglo :^)
I just live in my ancestral lands you rootless kike. Have some respect.
>stfu memeflaggot
Lol what are you going to do about it amerifuck?
Your country is nothing but a kleptocratic cabal of merchants.
>spain
>britain
>france
i think you are forgetting someone pal
>I’m Anglo
>I just live in my ancestral lands
Lol being this much of a brainlet.
We all know your probably mysterymeat Muhammad.
Don’t you have a bull to prep for?
haha
no
>oldest alliance
>best allies
>...
>screws up it's ally multiple times, while taking advantage of it's weak position.
Uncle adolf was right, alliances are only useful for war times, and let us not forget, super powers have no friends, only vassals.
Why, may i ask?
I’m from Northumberland/Southern Scotland. I don’t think you know our demographics.
>Be little shitty tumor of Spain
>Create drug cartels in south America
>Notice me senpai
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no
Fuck up M*Or and stay the fuck out of this site you braindead Ib*Rian monkey!
Germany was pretty impressive in the latter half of the 19th century and very much so in the years before ww1. Germany and the uk are both laughable now tho.
Show your flag HUE, we know it's you , i can hear you peeling your banana, and no i won't give you the gold back.
I think everyone on Jow Forums respects the fact that the Moortugese held out in Africa until '75, long after the Brits and the French gave up
God. The butthurt radiates like heat from the sun. Fuck you bong. German master race.
>Create drug cartels in south America
I beg your pardon?
Also, as far as i know you have been the tumor of Europe for quite some time now.
Germans dont need germany. We’ll make the whole world germany. Then you faggots are fucked.
Keep deluding yourself you filthy A*Glo.
I wish to see the day A*Glos are replaced.
Oh, and there is nothing you can do about it sweety ;)
>be bongland
>have a fuckhuge colonial empire
>cool motto because it was stolen from the Habsburg empire
>despite the empire still need help from a former colony, that you lost over fucking tea, in both world wars
>loose entire empire after WW2 because Germany sabotaged it
>decide it's a great idea to import all that cheap labor to your home country
>think I’m a br*Zillian subhuman
Lol no Alberto, aren’t you getting replaced by negroes?
: ^ )
People say Jow Forums is always right, I say uncle Adi is always proven right. Time and time again.
>Superpowers have no friends, only vassals
Which in the end, always rebel and bring doom to the once flourishing empire
please tell me you have a THICC sco'ish accent m8
No vlad, we have been replacing them with them tasty ass bundas. The only nigger i got here is working on my sugar cane plantation.
who am i kidding... anyways europe is getting fucked in the bootyhole why would we be excluded from the party?..
>be kr*Utland
>destroy Rome because WHERE DA LATIN WOMEN AT!
>sack Constantinople because of g*rm autism.
>declare war on Luxembourg and invade the rest of Western Europe after Ferdinand’s death.
>Decades later invade Poland and thus starting ww2 fucking up yurop for an eternity.
>control the EU and flood yurop full of subhumans.
Lol lmao @ your delusion fritz.
I have a strange mixed Scottish/Geordie accent. I also lived in Belfast for a while.
But I speak Northumbrian as a first language.
>implying actually germany lost in ww1
>implying that jews didn't take over germany gov and unconditional surrendered allowing france to piss on germany as revenge, and britan to kek the fuck out of it
>vlad
>implying I’m a Sl*Ve subhuman monkey savage.
Portuguese education at its finest everyone!
Oh and how bad did they lost...
I'm sorry there if i misstook you for a subhuman, honestly i see no difference.
How close is Northumbrian to Swedish or the scandi languages in general?
Based and red pilled.
OH IM SO BTFO!
Hahhahahahahah your country is nothing but an insignificant gaping MOORED cum filled anus of Ib*Ria.
Also
PIRATE GANG
PIRATE GANG
PIRATE GANG
I really like Aussie shitposters.
They are the only nationality I could actually have fun shitposting banter with.
Your not even close Mo*Rtugal filth.
Keep guessing I’m behind 45667823081736482910183647829 proxies.
Also my country is on the English Channel and starts with an s.
chill fagt i was only trying to drop a meme
Lol this filthy Mo*R now cowers at the sight of the Pirate Sealander.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH.
Kiss your sister? Why would I kiss my sister?
badum tss
I dunno maybe you think your sister is hot.
Well coming from a Brit I wouldn’t be surprised of the amount of inbred An*los in that shitty island.
It’s closer to Irish, Danish, and North German phonetically in different ways though. The Northumbrian burr for example. It’s actually just English with less French and more Scandi/German words though. Meme language but it does have it’s own language code.
Actually a lot of research on Geordie/Northumbrian has been undertaken by Germans over the past couple of decades.
Btw we were the ones who came over to Germany in the 80s and 90s to build German factories and homes when our kikes sold out our industry. It was kind of fucked as the boom in Germany was partially caused by that.
Cmon little MOOR boi and let me fuck your mom with my BSC (BIG SEALANDER COCK).
Br*ts are the worst people after jews
>Bullied germany into 2 world wars killing millions of whites
>Genocided boer women and children because they are to weak to actually fight
>Backstabbed the Rhodesians when they faced the commie nigger hordes
>Sold Israel to the Rothschilds in exchange for getting america on their side in ww1
>Fucked over the scots and irish for centuries
>Fucked over the americans while giving them absolutely nothing
Br*ts deserve to be gassed just as much as kikes do
You people deserve everything that is coming to you right now. When London becomes 40% white i will open up a champagne in celebration
>Is a fucking oil platform of no value
Cmon irrelevant literally who in literally where, show me your wife's pussy
Feels good desu, but tbf Germany controls Europe right now, and that includes the UK, France and Spain, which are all getting invaded by refugees too.
>Bullied germany into 2 world wars
Utter bullshit. The British weren't even all that close to France until Willy fucked shit up in 1905 by chimping out over Morocco and even in 1914 it took the invasion of Belgium for the British to join in. Even then, the prelude to WW2 was the British being a bunch of limpwristed faggots letting uncle Adolf do as he pleases. If they wanted to punish Hitler, Parliament wouldn't call the remilitarization of the rhineland "Hitler taking what is his", they'd join the French and declare war on them while they're weak and isolated.
If you want to see ACTUAL bullying into war, look at what the Germans did to the French in 1870. They actually bullied the French into war with the threat of a German encirclement, the nightmare scenario the French tried to avoid up until WW1 as part of their national policy.
The only thing worse than the atrocities committed by the eternal German is that those who are "subhuman" in the eyes of said German will defend them.
You'd have a point UK user except for the fact that your entire empire was lost after WWII including your own country which is now Paki clay
Even your royal family is marrying half-niggers now, sad
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