LITERALLY A VIDEO GAME OUT OF THE SMUGGIES

>nichegamer.com/2018/08/13/anons-react-to-jokes-gore-and-more-in-doom-eternal/

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please go market on /v/

kek
That smuggie is my fav.

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Yeah, we've won this at this point. That was Bethesda marketing poking fun at the moderators and HR.

Kek’d and saved.

Bethesda is a the publisher, the jokes are by id software

Point is, everyone is on our side at this point.

Bethesda know they fucked up chasing penniless liberals a r now they're trying to get back i touch with us.

I think I speak for many of us when I say "fuck off, jew".

It's suppose to be a horror game but where are the scares?

I loled.

Reminder that NuWolfenstein is no longer made by Id but Machinegames
Doomguy is the scares

Idk man Doom was fucking awesome. Hope the second one is just as good.

>earth is the melting pot of the universe
Holy Shit that's hilarious

kek

>It's suppose to be a horror game
No it's not.

>t. Never played doom
The demons fear the doom guy, not the other way around.

The joke (and it’s clear from the five minutes of Doom 2016) is that it’s only a horror story for the demons. YOU’RE their monster. You’re even their ancient terror that they sealed away in the backstory. It’s not supposed to be a horror game from the player’s perspective.

id isnt that bad user, and the doom games are fucking great

>Demon is an offensive term
>Refer to them as mortally challenged
HAHAHA WTF

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Lol.

>implying anyone buys games anymore

what is piracy

top keks
lmao

Kikes pirate shekels. Jow Forums pirate games.

does not matter, money that they get from Doom will go to development of another jewish scrolls r straight to israel or Todd
vote with wallet and pirate all bethesda, EA and ubisoft jewish products

As cheap as I am, I still buy id software games, because they deserve it.

prepping for when the satan worshiping kikes get exposed

Bethesda didn’t make Wolfenstein 2 or the new doom.
They’re just a publisher.
Wolfenstein 2 was made by MachineGames, which is based in Sweden.
Doom is made by id software, which is based in Texas.

Did Jow Forums forgot already about the Anti-White racism previously released by them in Wolfencuck 2?

I pirate literally everything but maybe i'll buy this.

go play fortnite you fucking zoomer
>doom
>horror
You are the horror unleashed upon the demons

They’re not though. And you’re retarded for thinking Bethesda had anything to do with it

Legit or VPN?

Oh thats fucking perfect

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They are.

We just need to remind everyone that no one believes the lip service if everyone secretly believes otherwise.

This is great. I will be buying this game on Steam.

Don’t speak for anybody but yourself. Fuckin loser

Forget about it. there wont be a steam. No fucking bethesda either after this fucking racist shit

it may not be on steam
Bethesda pulled out Fallout 76 or whatever the new installment is named, it will be on their own dedicated platform
hard flop incoming

bethesda is behind marketing for wolfenstein new colossus tho

the SJW and anti-white insanity is so apparent at this point that mocking it is becoming mainstream

I played that once. Never have I seen such a shitty, under developed game get so much praise.

>Schurglurbian smuggie ends up being Doom eternal in a few years
Jow Forums is altering reality again

youtube.com/watch?v=_ieCjpmliSg

Would it shock you that only select groups, usually low skill, low effort job holders, actually truly believe this shit? HR does, engineers do not. Moderators do, marketing and salesmen do not.

The final move, the check mate, is when the normies stop caring about what our opposition, the actual brainwashed losers, believe. When everyone just accepts they're insane and it's verging on insane to appease them, that's when we've won. Game over. We go back to our lives and find something better to do.

It's coming to an end.

Doom isn’t a game made by Bethesda.
Jesus fucking Christ.

Preorder your copy now!

> Rocket scientist.

Kek!

Someone should shop these demons with background of burning Swedish cars

Based, I won't forgive and forget their racism towards Whites

>has a story that if you love lore you can enjoy
>if you don’t you won’t notice it anyway
>fast pace FPS something that can be found only in really old titles
>no reloading
>the fast pace allows fast pace music to actually fully fit with your actions
>great soundtrack
Basically everything is done right.

does not matter, bethesda publish it
so, jews
so, pirate

Based id, based in based Texas

I’d personally prefer them to just make a new Wolfenstein, ignoring the bullshit that is TNC and make it just about killing nazis, instead of spreading communism.

please do not post this, it really florps my borps

I only see lawyers.

>Some corporation imports violent creatures from some hellhole for their own corporate good
Game are so realistic these days damn

>Tfw used to pirate everything but now that I have a job I just buy, less hassle

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meme responsibly friend.

You've almost got it right, but not that they're insane, that they're a joke. Once something becomes a joke it's over

British people were a mistake

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This. That's why Jow Forums and the white race is finished, everybody laughs at us man feels bad bro.

Smuggies thread? I dig that.

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what's the difference?

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Don't you have a toilet to clean?

fucking based and redpilled

Extremely salty
How is Poland these days, I supposed it is quite uncomfortable to people like you

Doomguy IS the traumatic event.

I live a quite comfortable life.

dont you have a jew to blow?

Can't wait for Bethesda to bend to demands to change it.

It's literally a series about shooting demons with double barreled shotgun while sweet metal tunes are playing in the background. That's not scary, that's awesome.

> but where are the scares?
In Doom 3.
Funnily enough, ive seen many people online who prefered 3 over 2016 because "new one isnt real doom, they ruined everything: where are the scares, claustrophobic feeling and flashlight?".

Nah. If you make them pander towards the right wing, they will help shift culture in our favor.

But why can't the left meme?

> And you’re retarded for thinking Bethesda had anything to do with it
They are. They are publisher and overview whatever the dev is doing.

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This

Lol

Bethesda play both side right and left and put them against eachother
.
Now look at the name of it's owner,

SURPRISE!

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This jew is 100% correct.
How in 2012 + 10 - 4 do people not know the difference between designers and publishers.
Fuck me...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_A._Altman
>Robert was born to a Jewish family[2][3] in 1947

Altman Be Praised!

>Wolfenstein 2 was made by MachineGames, which is based in Sweden.
>Doom is made by id software, which is based in Texas.
Well, that explains things.

>Move every thread to Jow Forums at the slightest sign of controversial opinions like gadget or Tv related threads
>Let the spam of pornography and videogames flood Jow Forums as long as they come attached to any political excuse
Are we officialy the recycle bin of Jow Forums?

Your post made me feel national pride once again. Last time it was when we won in Nagano.

KEK
E
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Based czech

>Nowy obraz mapy bitowej
KURWA

Is this power of Polish IT? Is this how you dominate videogame markets?

haha.
Fuck you polak, but I actually agree with this one.

TL;CM

you can tell Bugthesda got nowhere near the programming. It's smooth.

I feel like half of them are ironic bait made by polacks.

Yeah but you are brainwashed though. 2 shows or segments aren't going to brainwash anyone. Repetitive image programming literally traceabley does consider its job as opinion creation/control, its opinion is clear it's and oh look it's the opinion that you have lefty cunt. They are opinions that run contrary to the social norms of every society everywhere since the dawn of time, the default settings for the human brains' concept of right and wrong. It's changed your ideas from default and must continually have acccess to you to stop you from slipping back into default traditional ideas - like ours. You are brainwashed we are relatively free.

kek
i was wondering how they were going to manage to propagandize this
evil... find a way