What would Jesus post on Jow Forums

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nothing because jesus is a mythological figurehead

wen u k!ll nigs

>LMAO BOTTOM TEXT

He would post to accept more of the poor refugees and help them, would probably be sad about famericans and how they subvert him.

I have come not to bring intelligent discussion of current affairs, but traps, dicks and brap.

He would deliver us the promised chan and call out the merchants and glow in the dark niggers operating behind this site.

he would probably preach islam

>If you only knew how bad things could truly become.

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>"Hey whats up, I was Q all along LOL"

Q predicted this

Black pills, the dumb fucker died for nothing.

uhm no sweety, he said there will be a false prophet after him meaning Muhammad

Christ-chan General threads

he would post constant BRRRAAAAPPPP threads

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Just like His walk on Earth, He would likely be rejected by the multitudes and you assholes would be all like "kys you faggot"

alright what would the mythological figurehead of Jesus post on Jow Forums?

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Why are you still listening to satan's children.

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>Refugees welcome.

1. I said be good not cucks

2. Africans should not be so materialistic to flock to Europe...Europe for europeans, Africa for africans ...so on

("Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and unto God the things that are God's" )

3. degenerates are not to be accepted

( "Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind")

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retarded LARPs like those faggots posting about paganism. Some 80 iq anons would unironically believe him

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mythological figureheads are intangible, they cannot post.

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Ok what would you imagine a mythological figurehead would post on Jow Forums

>gas the Jews race war now, the synagogue of satan has it coming

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“Stop posting on Jow Forums.”

God I hate obtuse athiest

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why would he post in this shithole

No he wouldn't.

No knowledge of the Bible or Jesus, yet probably their most vehement critics as well.

Another self-hating Jew on Jow Forums?

He'd probably be proving that hitler did nothing wrong.

Gas the bikes race car now

He already answered this question

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jews did 9/11.

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Islam is the Sword of Judaism against the North. A tribal warfare.

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no lmao , he said that there will be a prophet after me named mohammed and that false prophet you talking about about was (((Paul))) who altered the message of christ . We even respect jesus more than christcucks since we say that he was a mercy and he was blesse meanwhile they say that hes cursed and in his lineage there was whores and also the parcelete in the bible is actually Mohammed pbuh

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>love thy trolls

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Correct. Sorry, godtards, but he was fake.

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This post

Stop LARPing you faggot.

He has already returned. Remember the loaves and fishes?
*loaves*

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No y'all hate Jews but God blessed them they're not perfect but the blessing of Christ is greater than the blessing of Abraham, even Jews who don't accept Christ will burn in hell

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Even Jesus was a teenager once.

BBRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPP

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He would preach about the deceptions of the kikes (pharisees) and warn all whom are righteous that would be persecuted by the EU government to sell their cloaks and buy a sword, but to only use it to defend oneself

Martin your false flag isn't funny

BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP

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That is a based wojak

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BBBBRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPP

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"You can leave Jow Forums now"

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Repent for your sins

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You're going to burn in hell for eternity how you feeling about that, think about the worst pain you've ever felt oh wait your heart is stone you cannot even comprehend it taste the heat boyo

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Hey you dumbass sheep, I constantly have to save your f$&@ing ass. Urgh!

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STOP USING CONTRACEPTIVES

How does arab pussy taste?

Muhammad was nothing more than a superstitious, murdering, degenerate sandnigger
So a regular Muslim basically

prepare your anuses fuckbois
-Jesus

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tastes like pork!

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Taste the heat boy

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Checked.

kek

If he existed t all he would be no more than just a man, very influential and charismatic but just a man, so I guess he would post his ideas his own interpretations of current events.

Why?

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Probably, he was a Jew and like any Jew with a bit of common cense he was anti semitic and one of the first pillars of the character known as Jesus speech was how usury was evil. He (the character real or not) was a pacifist tho

>even Jews who don't accept Christ will burn in hell
Amen.

Feels good just because my nose isn't giving me back pain, Edomite.

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>He (the character real or not) was a pacifist tho
How do you know? You speak as if you've met him, curiously. Also checked, and damn you! I made 13 of those pics and got skunked on digi's

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

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I don`t think of Jesus as a real individual there is no evidence that that character actually existed, just mythology a character to teach and control the masses, the Romans did it right they conquered half of the world.

Except He was/is/will be real and scripture+prophecy got fulfilled and numbers don't mean shit.

>What would Jesus post on Jow Forums
I doubt he’d be an edgelord..
Probably a Flat Earth thread.

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Away with thee kek.
God is realer than real.

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>scripture+prophecy got fulfilled
Explain?
>and numbers don't mean shit
LIAR!!! BLASPHEMIST!!!

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>He doesn't know about the early history of the Church

I dunno, I just think there are MAJOR pieces of our history that are being hidden. Both by the 'world governments' and 'religions'. The catholic church to be precise. I just think the people alive then, don't have the same comprehension as we do or would have now. Also, were all part ayy bud. That's what's hidden. Proof. In the Vatican's sekret library.

So, let me in ninja

he would post braphogs of course

18th century Papal doctrine. Have fun figuring out this one, pyrate.

You know that the word of he Lord got prophecied before Christ came in the flesh. So the things that God said had to come to pass otherwise He'd be a liar you know.
So Jesus was the word made flesh. He came to do what was prophecied and did it perfectly.
If you actually read the new testament you'd know what i was talking about because there a few times at least its mentioned that x happened so the word of God that prophet x prophecied could come to pass.
All was fulfilled because God lets his people know what He is about to do and it was thus since the world was created by God.
>explain ?
If you don't believe God i doubt you'll believe me for the exact same reason Jesus told the kikes the same thing about Himself , John the baptist etc.
Pretty simple concept.

>All was fulfilled because God lets his people know what He is about to do
>what He is about to do
>about to do
See, I have a feeling this has to deal with prophecies about the ''child born with 13 starts were upon her head''. Something like that. The 3 blood moons. The eclipses etc; and
>what He is about to do and it was thus since the world was created by God
>since the world was created by god...
You stopped there. Is the implementation that shit is about to hit the fan? The world, will be destroyed? Or he is about to come back? It's gotta be one of the 3.

>18th century Papal doctrine. Have fun figuring out this one, pyrate
Saved and will look in to

The church, it was not a church it was a gov a royalty, just took a movement and made its own, there was a revolution outside in the middle east and in their conquered lands so they embraced and shaped to their own needs what was happening, the most intelligent thing to do remember they were advance, they took all those characters and ideas and merged all in a single book and created a new religion under their control, just amazing.

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