Brit/pol/ - Scottish People Edition

>‘Near certainty’ lynx will be released into wild
telegraph.co.uk/science/2018/08/08/near-certainty-lynx-will-released-wild-britain-landowners-agree/#

>Sudanese immigrant terror attacker' drove around London for hours before smashing his car into cyclists outside Parliament
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6060821/Sudanese-immigrant-terror-attacker-drove-London-hours-smashing-car-cyclists.html

>Britain faces 700 live terror probes: officials reveal the scale of the threat to the UK
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6061383/After-new-attack-Westminster-officials-reveal-Britain-faces-700-live-terror-probes.html

>BASED SLAVS: Construction worker who 'used a digger to wreck five retirement homes worth £4million after being sacked
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6060167/First-picture-builder-wrecked-five-retirement-homes-worth-4m.html

>Universities will try to lure students who don't get their grades with 'Mickey Mouse' courses like BA body contour fashion, tournament golf and bakery and patisserie technology
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6061345/Universities-try-lure-Level-students-dont-grades-Mickey-Mouse-courses.html

>Body of baby boy found dumped in the rubbish bin after schoolgirl, 15, gave birth at her family home despite not knowing she was even pregnant
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6060093/Body-newborn-baby-boy-discovered-bin-Lancashire.html

>Scottish government say 52,065 baby boxes had been gifted to date, with an 85% uptake by parents.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-45189506

>The Tories’ housing plans will solve nothing – we need to build more
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/aug/14/tories-houses-build-landlord-crisis-league-tables

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>Scottish people

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God Hates America
God Hates Divorce
God Is Your Enemy
God Sent the Shooter
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Thank God for Katrina
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was in Scotland last week, this is smallest fry-up the local cafe did.

No wonder you see so many gross fat fucks waddling around. They’re also rude as fuck. Scott’s are basically Americans.

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Oh and almost forgot, you have to specifically ask for link sausages, or they give you ‘square sausage’, which is some nasty ass sausage patty that makes a sausage mcmuffin look like a fine dining dish.

dont work

Some poor beta loser is gonna settle down with her and raise her kids... what the fuck happened to the world?

Square sausage is for putting on a roll. It's one of Scotland's greatest inventions.

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That's lorne sausage, basically it is mostly grain and some meat bits, the grain soaks up the fat so nothing goes to waste. This is from scotland being poor in the past

t. American in Scotland.

>so retarded they can’t cut sausages in half like everyone else
It tastes like shit. No amount of bread can hide that fact.

who here /no inheritance/?

feels bad

Look at how wonderfully it fits.

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>Scottish accents in porn

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>watching porn

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>the whole hyper-Glaswegian intro to this

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I guess this is just beyond the simple Scottish minds, or is it that you can’t handle a bap with those obease pigs trotters you call hands up there?

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Never cook their ham enough...rest is awesome

>watching porn where the girl is able to speak

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>The Tories’ housing plans will solve nothing – we need to build more
No, we need to deport more. There is only a housing crisis because of unwanted mass immigration. They have to go back.

hnnng

fuck off posting food im on a diet

>everything is burned

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Hello Westboro

Same, well its more that I don't get my disability till tomorrow and havent eaten since Monday night

Jesus Christ lad go to a food bank

a mexican just btfo'd me

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>ham
You mean the bacon?? Do I detect a yank?

The food itself is fine, it’s just the qualities they eat, and the fact they do it every fuckin day. I offered my hosts to cook us up delicious fresh chicken salad. Only one of them took me up on the offer and the rest had cheesy chips for tea... just an entire plate of oven chips and like 1/3 a block of the cheapest cheddar you’ve ever seen melted on top.

Meanwhile they gagged at our plates of fresh rocket and spinach, cress, radish, beatroot, carrot, some nuts and dried cranberries, a breast of grilled chicken with some lime/pepper seasoning, topped with oil... it looked and tasted vibrant, fresh, delicious and was full of actual proteins and vitamins. All cooked up and prepared in less time than it took their ‘chips’ to cook.

I have no idea how those fat cunts are still alive. But they won’t be for much longer. And our taxes will pay for them to visit an NHS hospital every other week as they start to die off.

>Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery: but I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
>Matthew 5:27–28

>Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God. And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God.
>1st Corinthians 6:9-11

Stop watching porn.

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Also read mein kampf, hitler talks about similar not joking
I bet it feels like Christmas once you get paid

None within 15-20 miles as far as I know. I'm on the thin side of things.

Hitler was on bennies?

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Truly the brainiest of all mexican intellectuals.

Yeah he lived in a homeless shelter

Fuckin right!

It’s a Scottish cafe, ofc it’s fuckin burnt. I’m amazed I got real tomatoes. They can’t cook.

Nice haggis tho.

>puts ketchup or HP on it - it squirts out the sides
>butter the roll - links even when halved, slide out
>inclusion of a fried tattie scone or fried egg only makes matters worse

It's a simple engineering problem, user, and one which lorne sausage solves.

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Breakfast munchy box.

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>saw that fat ass a few months back
the scale of the thing is awe inspiring lads

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If you’re putting so much sauce on it that it squirts out the sides you have deeper problems than the shape of the sausage, mainly losing your feet at 40.

I tried square sausage a few times and each time it tasted like shit. The minor benifits of its shape does not outweigh that

never gonna happen without /ourguy/ as PM and deathsquads

I see the Zionist hater chasers are back at it again.

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You will like this user.

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>who cares if these subhuman savages are murdering us?
>who cares if we continue to let them in?
>keep calm and carry on right??
>right lads??
what a bunch of spineless fucks our countrymen are these days

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Scottish people are supposed to be a little bit fat, the weathers shite all year round, the crops that can grow here are only useful for making whisky and feeding cows.
Our diets are supposed to be meat heavy, lots of red meat and fish, with tons of dairy, the only fruits we had were shitey little berries and even then it was only for a couple of months.

Unless youre an anglo mutt you shouldnt be anywhere near a fucking munchy box, its like giving a mars bar to a dog, its like poison.

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21 students died an hour ago in the Nile (Sudan). I guess God really does work in mysterious ways.

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Were they white?

No, white people can swim.

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>chase after a nog mussie terrorist then settle down for a cuppa
Literally nothing wrong with this, it's people who weren't there and people who ran away who have no right to say 'keep calm and carry on' and sing don't look back in anger

That was fuckin cool user, thanks for the link.

NASA is deff worth the visit if you’re gonna be around Houston anyway. (Check out MFAH too, they had some sweet exibits)

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This is what being British (muh British!) is all about and has always been about. Great British values, Great British bake-off, Great British Mo Farah, Great British houses being built over the greenbelt, Great British selling out the country and people, Great British heatwave! Muh KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON HAHA RIGHT EVERYONE??

Scottish black pudding is best black pudding.

>>BASED SLAVS: Construction worker who 'used a digger to wreck five retirement homes worth £4million after being sacked
Got a relative expanding his delivery firm because the fuckwitted white flight middle classes have finally realised using Eastern Europeans means your place gets robbed later in the week.
Nothing like fear of losing their stuff to make them 'Buy British' for a change.

munchy boxes are banned

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Do you remember that gentlemen that fought off attackers during the stabathon muslim durka thing at Borough Market?

He was hailed as a hero until he got fed up with some nog and started calling the nog out, these self proclaimed champions of the underdogs turned on him. They sicken me.

Then I’m bordering on not interested and slightly annoyed it wasn’t more.

>Scottish people are supposed to be a little bit fat
>a little bit
Do you see the problem

Still won’t make a difference to their mindset

Doubtful.

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Sadly you are right.

>t. American in Scotland.
What does this "t." thing mean? noobie here :o|

Yeah they're cunts. If you personally kick Achmed in the bollocks and try to take his knife off him, then and only then do you get to play the stoic blitz mentality
If you curled up in a corner and screamed or if you weren't even there just keep your fucking mouth shut

Chase after them, then go back to ignoring the issue?? What retarded shit is that??

If you can see in the moment that this is fucked up, try to help, then fucking DO SOMETHING!!!

Waiting till they stop actively murdering people in that exact moment, then pretending like nothing is wrong is absolutely pathetic.

If you’re in a lions cage, and the lion is eating one of the other people in there, you don’t sit down for a cuppa once the blood feast is over do you? You group up and try to kill the fucking lion... sitting down and waiting to see who he eats next is cowardice.

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Politicians do it as well, it's some kind of stolen valour thing.

Try Spanish black pudding, it is actually very good, very good!

Even if you did you would stand a good chance of being arrested for a hate crime against muslims, our police and judges are pozzed as fuuck

So did you watch the point as it flew over your head or were you too busy giving your own scrotum the once over?

It's a symbol used in Finnish correspondence which basically means "signed". So you would end a letter with

t. Jim

What about Farage

What about him?

>a little bit fat
yes, a little bit fat, not going through an obesity epidemic and doing absolutely nothing about it.

you see fat hambeasts sat waiting for the bus with their poor obese kids, who don’t know any better, eating a bag of chips and sipping irnbru... it’s disgusting and depressing all at once

I keep getting these little lumps on my sack, its starting to take the piss.

Does he see the Muslim accusations as hate crimes?

I am in a shit mood today

you’re retarded if you think his entire point was ‘I earned a cuppa after that chase!’

His point was ‘they’re not killing anyone right this second so everything is ok! Back to normal chaps!!’

If you agree with that you’re a coward and a traitor.

>stolen valour
That's exactly what it is. Acting like you're making some big moral stand in 'forgiving' a transgression you didn't even suffer on behalf of people who did suffer, and did so willingly in the face of something dangerous that they never asked for, without even asking their consent. It's entirely subhuman.

these images are cultural appropriation
please respect my culture
White Americans don't have much longer before we become like the Rhodesians and South Africans

Yeah the problem is we are eating a foreign diet too heavy in oils and carbs.
Also we arent running up and down mountains for a laugh chasing minge anymore, we're sitting on computers playing csgo.

You realise we supply a lot of the parts to these craft?

So in a way it's our culture too. ;^)

Exactly, flaying of these cunts when?

Sorry about your country mutt. I live in the states 4-7 months of the year depending on workload. I enjoy your guns and women, but the loss of your cultureless void is nothing to be mourned.

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He can say whatever the fuck he wants lad, he chased down a terrorist on his own volition. If he wants to go back to pretending everything's alright that's his prerogative. It is absolutely not the same as some chattering metropolitan public sector fuckwit with an NHS bumper sticker posting an amnesty international infographic on facebook and singing Bob Dylan songs when they were nowhere near the event, live 20 miles from the nearest mosque and only see a darkie when they stop to buy the Guardian from Mr Choudry's Booze and News on the way home from the stables. These are entirely different circumstances.

don't you idiots deep fry macaroni and cheese casserole

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>macaroni and cheese casserole
What have you done to our food?

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Munch boxes are the diet of the untermensch.

I've never paid them. Ever. I could paper the house with their stupid letters but never had any fines just moronic letters.

>some chattering metropolitan public sector fuckwit with an NHS bumper sticker posting an amnesty international infographic on facebook and singing Bob Dylan songs when they were nowhere near the event, live 20 miles from the nearest mosque and only see a darkie when they stop to buy the Guardian from Mr Choudry's Booze and News on the way home from the stables
Rest assured there is a special place in Hell for them.

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I'm guilty as anyone now but the healthiest I've ever been was over a year that I had spent living up north, working hard outside and eating nothing but locally shot venison and caught trout/salmon. In the modern era its about as close to a paleo lifestyle as youll see outside of woods larping and I felt fucking amazing for it.

Obv its a healthier lifestyle but I was never cut like a boxer or athlete, even though I shouldve been. I think due to my genetics being 100% sheepshagger I probably never could unless I went full retard Jow Forums with steroids and starving myself.
Like I say, giving sugary shite and deep fried carbs to a northerner is probably the very worst thing possible for them. If youre a med from greece or italy you can probably drink gallons of oil and be fine, nogs can eat as much fruit as they want, anglos as much root veg and game meet as they want, jocks shouldnt touch any carbs.

also they should move more.

>it’s his prerogative to allow our country to fall
disagree
>everything else you said
agree

We need a resurgence of nationalism and masculinity. We need it now.

>macaroni and cheese casserole
What is this fresh new hell you've concocted, America?

Aren't you assuming that's what they actually said? Our media are actually worse than the yanks for bullshit stories.

comfy rocket pics

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He's gone to six times the business this year alone. Just because they won't say anything doesn't mean they won't vote with their money.
Hypocrites yes, morons no.

>So in a way it's our culture too. ;^)
>stealing the last great feat of White Americans

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