Race change scenario

Ok. Lets say you had to change to a different race from your own. What race would you pick and why?

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red because they get nice little reservations in canada where they don't have to obey are laws, pay our taxes, and get awesome gibs.

rather be dead than go anything other than white

Asian, obviously. If I'm lucky I'll be a qt Japanese girl.

Id be a nigga and join a gang at 9 do some drive bys and and sell and do alot of drugs and die at 20

*_*

If I was able to keep my IQ level I’d go for black and reap the sweet Affirmative Action gibs.

Red because they get a paycheck from the government every month because of their race.

they also smoke weird shit literally every day. and they dont ever have to work. the govt sends them reparations checks forever

Red for free gibs

Red, so I can reap every benefit whites gave me, while complaining about them invading "my" country.

Ashkenazi.

this desu

the only acceptable answer

Are you a qt Japanese girl

> Turn Red
> Live in /comfy/ featherinjun reservations
> Stay up at night with my frens and hear the village elders tell /comfy/ stories and legends
> Eat tasty featherinjun meals
> Literally hang out all day with frens
> Live in a big teepee
> Have all modern technology inside teepee to browse Jow Forums and shitpost
> Make frens with wypipow
> agree that niggers are subhuman
> go to europe and hang out with my wyt frens
> come back home and put up pictures on my mantle of my frens
> go and visit our family owned casino whenever i want and check out that all customers are happy
> no taxes
> no rent
> no bills
> not being a wagecuck
> people think i'm wise because i'm featherinjun
> dance around fire and call on the spirits
> go to church at the same time
> combine christianity with shamanism
> have a big tiddy featherinjun qts

Fuck lads it's /comfy/ af .

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Would you rather have red indians or niggers?

mediterranean. Italian masterrace. Any other race is shit tier.

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Sounds breddy gud user

There is literally no italian race retars lmao
North italy is white and south italy is sandniggers

They don't do any of this shit. They live in squalor in government provided trailers, and sit around consumed by alcohol and depression. They have no hope

el whito maldito

That's not how it is at all. They're poor, have God awful money management skills that keep them from affording the things they want, and are pretty much born addicted to alcohol and gambling. I work at an Indian casino and all they do is drink, blow their checks at their own casino, and get pissed off about white people. All the time.

red. id be based Winnetou then

You forgot the part where the tribe leader keeps the proceeds to himself and his family and the rest of the tribe lives in poverty

party poopers

Only right answer.

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>Rodrigo Santoro
>Mediterranean

white