Elon Musk, Space x, and Nasa, BTFO all together by India

Elon Musk, Space x, and Nasa, BTFO all together by India.

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space is fake and gay. I think all this space talk is to get mankind prepared for disclosure.

India has been planning toilets for a long time now. Lets solve that problem first.

How to poo in space?

Did you know that NASA spent billions and millions developing the ballpoint pen while India just sent poo?

Need designated galaxy for that.

hahah ok this was good.

Spacepower by 2022

I find the term "manned" to be problematic

Recovery vehicle door pops open, heaps of shit pour out.

Indian astronauts Peeinch and Aloaf are ready to flush out the space competition.

can't wait for the memes

What a waste of money.

imagine the smell in that crew pod

>missing the superpower deadline by two years

It's over bros

SCAT MISSILE TO SPACE

POOPERPOWER BY 2020

>SCAT MISSILE TO SPACE
It went up in 2016
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To poo where no Indian has pooed before!

>Or a woman
Oh shit, is modi also coming under the influence of (((them)))?

No shit.

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Incredible

With this most recent achievement, fate has, in a single stroke, marked the decline of the west and east and spelled a new era of wondrous prosperity and peaceful global dominance for the Indian elephant, which promises to firmly stand in sharp contrast to the historically bloody ascent of western and eastern powers and the cruel subjugation it brought to the humbler nations of the world. The blessings of Indian spices, culinary arts, spicy tea, spicy dance movies, vedic science, 4000 years of internet and spirituality will be the instruments with which India affirms its noble stewardship of 21st century world politics and offers the non-western non-eastern world a different option; an humanist alternative to the depredations of Western and Eastern leadership and the opportunity for a more equitable and dignified multilateralism.

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We've launched monkeys into space plenty of times before India

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>India will send into space - a man or a woman
>India will send into space - a man or a woman poo

ftfy

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> Indian scientists spent the past few years perfecting the curry
> They feed it to a bunch of professional shitters
> They all surround the shuttle, holding it and squatting
> The shuttle is powered by poo

>This is one small poo for a man
>One giant poo for mankind

>Proceeds to shit on moon

pooper power 2022