What is the best brand of Christianity

What is the best brand of Christianity.

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Catholic Church.

the one where you just love God and not be a tryhard loser like the other Christian posters on here

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

>he thinks laws and culture are identical

obviously means catholic church law

before protestantism appeared and divide christianity in half. 1 part a dying corpse left to rot for the next 500 years. the 2nd part an unorganised mess with new branches of it appearing and spreading like cancer cells or fleas and worms over the dead corpse of the 1st half

Seventh-day Adventist.
Also happy Sabbath Aussie SDA peeps

roman catholic church

The one and only, Catholic

Memetic.

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Did God invent time zones ? should you not just keep the time of Israel sabbath ?

The Catholic church is evil and was corrupted a long time ago.
300 year after it was created you guys decided to change the day of worship to get pagans to join, that alone should tell you what kind of church it is.

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No, it is just sunset on Friday wherever you live, makes it easier

>Three day and half Adventist of the lutherian new-baptists of the prestbitrian pentcost of the north east is the true church

Protestants thinking Christianity is like choosing a sandwich at Subway

Serbian Orthodox

jesus was weak and passive,we must leave christianity behind

I dont think it works that way m8 , he sanctified a day 24 hours

The Seventh Day: God Rests

(Exodus 16:22-36; Hebrews 4:1-11)

>1Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them. 2And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made. 3And God blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it: because that in it he had rested from all his work which God created and made.

>*fucks little boys*
None.

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Are you from the eastern churches?

This meme again. Do you know protestants have as much as pedophiles ? The only reason you hear about it in the Church is because they actually fight it, instead of hiding it

>(((We)))

Judaism

Protestantism.

Nothing even comes close, it is the solution to how science and religion can live together in harmony, and its the answer to how people want to live their lives, and still feel that god is with them.

Get thee hence, Satan

>Exodus

theguardian.com/australia-news/video/2017/feb/07/royal-commission-catholic-church-told-us-priest-accused-of-abuse-to-go-to-holland-video

Are you kidding me both are cancer , pot and kettle

mormonism

Whichever one will stop me being gay

I'm Russian Orthodox

>unironically worshipping a kike on a stick

Dutch and France talks about pedophilia, while their countries are going to absolute shit, and hosts numerous pedophilia networks.

Prove me wrong

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Did you forget Bible belt?

At the end of the day, he still got catched.
The Catholic church never said that the men that composed it were infallible, they will be sin, very bad and mortal sin. The question is, are we trying to fight it?

What do you worship? Yourself?

>It's Friday afternoon in Aussieland
>happy Sabbath
ask me how I know you're retarded

That's evangelical protestantism, that is not the same by a long shot.

Yes and for us the seventh day starts now
The what churches?

Nope, I revere the creator and his best creation

this coming from a dane is gold

The last thing Jesus wants to see when he comes back is a cross. Just sayin.

humanity

Be gone, serpent +++

Just read the bible and pick up some of the wisdoms that help you in your life.
What kind of club you consider yourself a member of isn't that important.

>At the end of the day, he still got catched.

That is not the point , the point is the coverups and they happen in all churches

vox.com/2018/8/15/17689994/catholic-sex-abuse-priest-crisis-pennsylvania-report

You think the people had learned by now

Latvian

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Christianity is for weak men

Evening* My bad

Catholic Church
GATES
OF
HELL
WILL
NEVER
PREVAIL

Russian Orthodox.

>No Pedos
>No SJW bullshit
>No muslim foot-kissing
>Priests allowed to have a family
>Jews looked down on
>Hard work and responsibility encouraged

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>before protestantism appeared and divide christianity in half.
Are Catholics brain dead? Do you realise that that is the exact same thing Catholics did to Orthodoxy?

Men so weak, they will die for it...

Repent now, it´s not too late

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Diaspora?

Serpent ?
Desert thing, like your belief
Desert things belong to the desert, this is as true as white man belongs to Europe, and water flows downside mountains, Earth gravitates around the sun which is gravitating around the center of our galaxy, spinning for billion of years before its programed collision with Andromeda

Some people will die for a wallet, does the wallet worthes a man's life ?

not all europeans ate white

So, yourself.
Degenerated

It can happen in any institution where there are kids. Blaming specifically the Church for that is hypocrisy

Apples / oranges anyone?

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Says the weakest

I don't know, but the one in the middle is the best looking cross

Positives Christentum.

Anything else is just Jew Autism.

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I ate a nigger

>worshipping hunanity is degenerate
Kek

Ok the floor is yours, tell us about your beliefs and convince me why I should follow. Go >

>Not having a three bar cross
Orthodoxy. There's even a Phillipine Orthodox if you'd like.

Stop using the writing then, it's definitely not a northern thing

Myself ? Not at all, my body will go back to the cycle, my spirit is eternal
My fate doesn't matter for me, you are idolising as well, your judgement is worthless litteraly

Alien belief used by its weakness to dismantle the rooted european

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This

Based

It is, in fact, one of the most degenerated thing possible. It is utter pride, the worst sin of all

What does this even mean?

The one in which all of the kill themselves.

Out of interest, why are you in a Christian related thread, as a non believer and sooooo desperate to tell us why we are wrong. What drives this behaviour, why so determined? Please tell, I really want to know. Did Christianity hurt you in some way?

humanity is god

one with swords
fuck off kiddie fuckers

Worshiping the Creator's creature is worshiping yourself. Only God is worthy of worship
Tell me how I idolise?

I don't have to convince you, if you think that Jesus is your sheperd, let it be, it's all done anyway.

What do you know about northern things ?
Enlightened pagans thanks to Jesus teachings killed raw all the accumulated oral knowledge with the druids.

>imagine being this blasphemous

Caesar took care of the druids

God is perfect and infinite, humanity is very unperfect and finite

Did you hear about the Holly Crusades?

New one

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I know they converted to Christianity, because it is superior

That you're a drone and going extinct if you don't change radically your paradigm

You look unstable for someone who's found the light of the Lord

I'm pretty sure the son of god is one of his creation according to the christian eschatology
In nomine patris, et fili, et spiritus sancti

I don't worship individuals, and I hierarchize what worthes contemplation
The Creator is above everything, what he created has to be respected

It's not even debattable, you know how you would react if I burnt down a church

imagine worshipping a dead god

Reminder to

15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

16 Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?

Matthew 7

Because we imagine God in that way, humanity is the closest thing to that

imagine worshiping yourself

Would you like to make a case for your own ideas? Cause I haven't seen one yet

orthodox

i worship humanity, not my self

You are arguing with several anons at once and I am unstable for asking you a normal question? Ok then...

I think Constantin didn't convert to christianity because he was impressed by the butchery in roman arenas, same goes for Clovis.
But you will probably elaborate on the superiority of the christian church nowadays, especially when Jerusalem is under Jewish rules and shekkels are trade in Nazareth.

Judaism

Exactly, just shilling and derailing. Sad.

Satanism.

Do you two know each other? Get a room.

THIS

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Protestantism is cuck-tier while Catholicism is all about touching kids inappropriately. Seems to me that the Orthodox Church is the one and only.

Well said brother!

>i worship humanity
you worship the state, you mean

How did I miss that ! Yes, I concur. Institutions become corrupted through the actions of men.

JC isn't God's creation, he is the Son. God himself

Humanity is the farthest thing from God. Nature as a whole, I would understand, but humanity is in no way near perfection

I was thinking about the people, not the elite.
Still, your view of ancient religion looks very wrong if you think that, for them, all that mattered was brute force.
At the end of the day, they died out; natural selection