HAPPENING!!!

HAPPENING!!!
who do you think will win this round?

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My money's on the Emus to go 2-0.

Begun, the Emu Wars have.

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>australians have to deal with fucking dinosaurs

Australia lost the first war, I don't see them winning this time around. Abandon ship!

How do you kill something that's basically immune to bullets?

This would never be an American problem. We are too good at killing

up the caliber and case size
don't use 45 acp, try 45-70 gov't
or flat out 50bmg

i already burnt my house down in preparation

I'm surprised they even lasted this long desu
Think we should send reinforcements?

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Learn from us; shit and throw trash everywhere and they'll eventually succumb to the lack of safe habitat.

Fuggggg :D
If we lose Vienna it's over

You forgot letting foreign companies produce hazardous pesticides near your population centers

What about the emu's attack on the aussies ?

emu

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Americans have been starting Emu farms. Supposedly. I've visited a few. The owners have this odd soulless quality. And they sell "Emu Oil", not meat or anything. My sister tried it and ever since she can't fucking shut up about buying emus.

Do you understand? Emus have gone beyond traditional warfare, they're now manufacturing mind control agents. It's not an invasion, it's an infiltration. By the time we realize something is wrong 80% of our population will be hooked on Emu Oil and the next thing we know we've got an Emu President.

I don't think we can beat them.

The bird is the word

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Don't worry, the Polish light cavalry will save the day yet again
Shhhh don't give away ALL out tactics, we need a few of those in case the Muslims decide to riot or something

Actually the American Gov't is harvesting the Emu's for their oil, but you are correct this dependence on avian oil is frightening

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>Tfw CIA gas been secretly training emus to act as splinter cells and overthrow the Australians in a couple d'etat
Is this revenge for the eucalyptus trees that they have that burnt down California?

My cousin did the same! I think the whole "lizard people" thing is a cover they created.

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Come on user, that actually made me sad.

GUYS HELP I HEAR SOME SCREECHING OUTSIDE.

Haha just kidding lads I'm just "meeming" no need to worry everything's fine

This is what happens when you take away peoples guns. These emu gangs are free to rape and pillage the Australian people.

They've taught the emus how to type. We're in trouble. At least they haven't learned how to shitpost yet, then we'd never be able to tell who the real Aussies are

Never abandon the right to arm bears

How do you type so well with no fingers, bird?

the Emus have proven themselves to be bulletproof in the first emu war though. I'm happy these monsters can't fly or swim so that they're confined to Australia.

The flightless bird menace is already infiltrating Hollywood and wrestling control from (((them)))

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I think they have mind control of Aussie shit posters.

OH GOD NO

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Although It seems to have affected their ability to shitpost. Although I fear it won't be long before they accomplish that as well. Once they can effectively blend In with the aussies, we're all doomed

Don't worry American human everything is fine.

Not all emus are bad, we're very friendly. Yes very friendly.

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Burn it. Burn everything. Leave the enemy nothing but wasteland.

>aussie gov takes away all guns from citizens
>emus start to invade
I think they are starting to get smart guys

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oh god, not again

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Kids are just faggots these days.

We use to meet down at the local park every day after school, head down into the creek, tear out a length of bamboo from the bushes to use as a staff and then just have rounds of kids wailing on each other.
We literally blinded a kid in one eye and the fucker was still there every fucking day for more and a bunch of those guys still carry the scars over a decade later.
To wind down we'd play brandy with pine cones and then hand out pages from the communal porn stock pile to the winners.

The internet was a fucking mistake.