Why do millennials hate mayonnaise?

Why do millennials hate mayonnaise?

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They are a bit mental.

Not enough sugar

(((millennials)))

Because it's white.

it's white

Because eating mayo means you're white.

And being white is the most evil thing anybody can be.

slate.com/articles/life/food/2013/12/mayonnaise_hatred_a_brief_history_of_mayo_and_disgust.html

>identity condiments
Is she actually getting paid to write crap like that?

>identity condiments
Ok what the fuck if this now?

Whites = Mayo monkeys

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I just don't like to eat it? Is that okay with everyone?

Jesus fucking CHRIST.

I eat mayonnaise sometimes, never really got the meme it was a whites only food but I remember first seeing it in undercover brother. I can't eat bologna without mayo to cover up the bologna taste

Hellmann's Mayonnaise is the No. 1 best-selling condiment in America. Most people use this stuff on a daily basis so it's no surprise. What is surprising is how many times mayonnaise comes up on this list! Who knew eggs and oil would do this well, huh? Hellmann's mayo racks in $401,204,800 for total sales. Check out the rest of the post to see what other condiments made the cut.
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nonwhite detected

I'm so white some of my friends call me casper.

i make my own mayo if you know what i mean

faek & ghae

Just because you're the lightest skin-toned nigger in the room does not mean that you're white.

>identity condiments
>welcome to America in 2018

anyone who uses generational divides are faggots

Just make your own. Ten seconds in a food processor and it'll taste 1000 times better than the crap from a jar.

No one can hate mayo... it's just oil and egg, maybe a dash of vinegar and salt.

Tough if you ever try making your own (it's easy) you'll never be able to go back to store-bought.

mayo is basically just spreadable oil. usually s*y oil, not even a good tasting one like olive oil. how fat do you have to be to look at something and think "this is ok but it would be great covered in s*y?"

that's not true our 20OZ Hellman Mayonnaise is blowing up they just don't like the 30 ounce jar because they are lazy

Honestly I remember cafeteria in middle school.
I remember black kids squirting mayo on the ugly school burgers and it disgusted me
now I eat mayonnaise a lot - it's good stuff

It's eggs, oil, and some vinegar. That's it.

Why would anyone hate it?

What kind of fucking ass brain virtue signaling is this?

I've only ever used it on sandwiches, but it's an indispensable condiment.

Plus isn't it the main ingredient in various other sauces that you put on burgers and stuff like that? Also I think a lot of french fry dipping sauces are basically just spiced up mayonnaise.

If mayo was some sauce from thailand hipsters would be all over it. It'd be like siracha. People would be wandering around with fucking mayonnaise t-shirts.

But because it's a traditional white european/american condiment it's vilified.

Fuck 'em.

>eating processed animal products
#justboomerthings

straight white bois are afraid of eating something that looks like cummy

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Because miracle whip tastes better.

yeah right you fucking nigger

did I do a good job of pretending to be a shill? trying to get a job at shareblue pls rate

how fat are you? be honest

>I also have a daughter. She was a women’s and gender studies major in college. Naturally, she loathes mayonnaise. And she’s not alone. Ask the young people you know their opinion of mayo, and you’ll be shocked by the depths of their emotion.

phillymag.com/articles/2018/08/11/mayonnaise-industry-millennials/

Try mayo on fries. Pretty good.

these shill tactics are getting advanced

>I also have a daughter. She was a women’s and gender studies major in college. Naturally, she loathes mayonnaise. And she’s not alone

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Because honey dijon mustard is infinitely better.

I like mayo

Try a fried bologne sandwich. Makes it so much better and you cook a lot of the grease and shit out.

i spread it on hard-boiled eggs along with mustard for a quick deviled egg carb-frei snack

>Who knew eggs and oil would do this well, huh?
Not just any oil, basedbean oil. It's the #1 ingredient.

23 year old boomer here. I fucking love mayonnaise and add some to my food whenever I can. It goes especially well with pasta and hamburgers. Do millenials not like the taste or what?

why does the mainstream media hate millennials?

oh I love mayonnaise especially Hellman's
who else likes mayonnaise?

I have a lot of old family tied to norway, I'm blonde hair blue eyed, literally pale as snow, so is everyone in my family. Are you mentally ill?

My parents never had mayo in the house, we don't enjoy it.

anti-mayonnaise is code for anti-white

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You can make vegan mayo you absolute faggot, like natural garlic alioli

I'd go with paprika and some black pepper, but that does sound good.

It goes really well with cheddar and banana pepper slices, too.

Also, you should try using the brine from pickles for making mayo. Yum.

then it isn't mayonnaise, which is what this article is about, dipshit.

I have tried this it is really good

ketchup is a nigger condiment, mayo and mustard are white man's condiments.

literally trash

I still eat mayo.
It's a good source of saturated fats and a BLT doesn't taste right without it.

Not bad, but there's a room for improvement IMO.
6/10

I love it especially mixed with mustard. Its ketchup I hate, except with breakfast stuff and fish and chips.

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don't give them glicks

Mayo/Yellow Mustard combo is all time greatest.

Mayonnaise is unhealthy and only improves taste slightly
Don't eat it

so you're either a soiboi millennial or nigger, gotcha

>I eat mayonnaise sometimes
quadroon detected

It's not a gender.

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OP comes through.
How can people even eat french fries without mayonnaise mixed into the ketchup?
This is like the new self-cutting.

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Try a chow chow.

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Ever tried vinegar on fries?

mayonnaise is fucking disgusting.

>basedbean oil
>basedbean
lol

>unhealthy

s o y

Don't knock it 'til you try it. It's actually the standard way of eating them in Belgium.

A single Japanese person eats more mayo than all the white people in any state in America. Mayo is a Japanese condiment at this point. It's one of Japanese's many disgusting food preference in an otherwise nice place.

You can buy it with olive oil instead.

30 y/o boomer detected

Is it degenerate to like all 3 on your burger at the same time?

What about ketchup and mayo mix? That stuff was great in elementary school

JUST MAKE IT YOURSELF.

Good Eats Season 4 Episode 10. Second half shows how to make it in a food processor.

I indulge in the small jar because I hate when mayo gets kinda soupy after a while. I need that nice aerated mayo with that good noise scooping into it.

Increase in gay man but reduction in mayonnaise usage. Facts don't lie. LBGT blown the fuck out.

>And that's a shame. And that's a good thing.

nice try Schlomo Shekelstein, go eat your dry matza crackers.

vinegar and tartar sauce is the shit

You're so full of vitriol it's funny. I don't eat onions, lifted my whole life, and regularly go shooting with my friends. You are a nerd, bye.

that's disgusting you should leave the thread straight vinegar is not a condiment

Khasarians use forskins which are the size of your hand, to make Jewish mayonaise... highly kosher

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i am a big buff nigger with a 10 foot prick

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You might be on to something there
You need saturated fats in your diet to produce testosterone and mayo is a good source of them.

how would you know all you eat are dirty roots

>And that's a shame.
>And that's a good thing!

somebody make some fashwave mayo images

the utter bullshit state of 'journos'
no one fucking cares

bullshit, millenials love mayonnaise
they just love to mix it with other shit and call it aioli

potatoes are a super food nigger

shits disgusting

mayo is fucking disgusting. All sauces are when not used properly. I fucking hate eggs too, so sue me.

mayo on fries is standard in northern europe. In Denmark of course, we prefer remoulade, but mayonnaise is quite popular too.

>That aioli you’re all so fond of? I hate to break it to you, but that’s just mayonnaise.
Millenials are faggots who have to have fancy names and high prices for things
>garlic chili sauce
>'''''''''''''''''sriracha''''''''''''

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nigger

ding ding

Because it's fucking disgusting.