China webm thread

>stealing another man's live stock
I hope they hang those pricks.

Probably unwanted pregnancy, but at least the baby was found before too late.

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Chinese are not humans. They are a bug race. They have no real emotions.

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Wonder what happened with the battery. Lucky it only burst into flame rather than exploded.

Dropping your newborn into a waste paper bin kek.

State of fucking China.

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those are fucking meat dogs anyway, sure stealing is bad, but those dogs would have ended in the pot regardless.

Just look at them cower and flinch, those aren't even proper dogs. As much as Pitbulls are hated, those two fags would not have jumped the fence if there were two Pitbulls inside.

looks like it short circuited and blew the battery acid out, You really don't want that shit in your face or mouth.

I swear all these webm are one elaborate troll job by the Chinamen.

That's how smart these Chinese are.

here, Gunter.

There's 1.4 billion chinks, they have more literal retards than live in your entire country

75% of chink Webm is some sort of vehicle incident. Are they all fucking short sighted or something

this desu

Never heard of anyone with an exploding battery, but I know it happens. Imagine living with a phone that could explode any moment in your hands.

It's a bit of a thing of statistics: in a repair shop you probably touch hundreds of phones in a month, the more you have in your hands, the more likely one will explode.

Looks like Hungarian tourist in China

its the lithium battery, when you crack open the battery casing and expose it to air, it lights on fire

>t. Henry chang.

good one

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Salty Chang, hello!

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he-herro...

Poor guy probably had half his face ruined. I know there is way to turn batteries of small electronics explosive and that in average laptop battery there is approximate detonative charge that is in grenade.

I know Hungary doesn't have modern tech, but batteries don't detonate, they deflagrate and that's much less risky. Drop phone, stand back, cover with something suitable to contain and smother or drop it in your METAL waste can which any non-nigger business should have in the first place.

I wonder how it feels to know that for the Chinese.

Do they still leave unwanted children to die of thirst and malnutrition in a locked room in China? Or was that was back in the distant past of the late 90's.

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They have zero spacial awareness because they are autistic bug creatures. Something to do with their species growing on plains. And having zero empathy as humans do

I'm not sure if they have these stations where you can anonymously leave unwanted babies. Or why they don't terminate pregnancy months before (I'm not pro-abortion though)

I'd bet he was pulling the battery out and there was crack on the interior and after exposure to air it burst or at least something similar occurred. I can't come up with any other explanation as to how battery case could be cracked open with how he was handling it. Whatever, it is small mystery that does not really matter. Only reason I had initially taken note of webm is that I didn't think the sad sod belonged in thread.

it's not that bad
would have singed a bunch of hair and maybe some first degree burns

Redditors, welcome.

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Throw in the fact vehicular manslaughter is a cheaper charge than if the person lived...

Here the guy was running after that minitruck for minutes, not realizing that running AFTER it is not the best strategy.

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Is China such a feminine country, that their dogs can't fucking fight back? Fuck the owners, it is their fault. A dog can easily fucking bite through bone, why the fuck does it cower from two guys if there's also fucking two dogs? Fuck bugland, fuck bug people.

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it's meat dogs you dip, they are bred to be docile and eat a lot.

This man is living the dream though.

Literally eating its face. Guy is a beast! This looks pretty dope desu. Not enough to trigger all the libshits and bleeding hearts. He should've dipped the skull in minced kitten sauce with dog toppings. That would make people go ballistic. Always a fun sight to watch.

pussy dogs. pussy "race".

>be white
>invent automobile
>invent highway code to set a standard and try to avoid mass fatalities that were prone to cars being new
>hey these are pretty good
>send to third world countries
>no rules
>anyone with the cash can drive one
>china.webm

>the miracle of birth
This is where chinamen come from

the reason so much retarded shit comes out of China is 1. a billion people+smartphones and cctv means statistically you will have a lot of retards

and 2. They've gone from a backwater peasant country to the 2nd largest economy in only 30 years, these people grew up dirt poor and uneducated, believing in weird homeopathic medicine like eating dog parts, and beating kids, but now they're urban middle class

>urban scrumping

It's dead so who gives a shit, better than letting it go to waste.

gas all chinks!

Indian cultural appropriation

>believing china still isnt a 3rd world shit hole

fucking lol, the people are still dirt poor not making enough to get by, and they are living in commie blocks from the old union. china is completely fucked and will never recover.

Thanks to communism
china as a millennium civilization was killed by a hammer and a sickle

While I am sure there are likely tens if not hundreds of thousands of new examples every day that could be cited or even more what we see in these threads are the cherrypicked few that filter out of the nation. I'm not defending the place but walking into these threads is good way to skew ones perception of a place and a people.

To continue also your argument the Chinese not only came from being a backwater but went from being dominated by a foreign minority, as well as going through a century of western humiliation as well as near universal drug addiction before succumbing to the era of warlords and then violent revolution. I leave much else out. The region has a cruel history and these are its most stable times since probably the Yuan Dynasty.

china is dead
ask the jews and their communism
there are only one superpower allowed
jewmerica

I wonder how strict the exams for driver's license are in China. The e-bike drivers are idiot tier, in my experience they mostly don't turn on their lights (to save battery) and bump quite often. Usually more than 2 person ride motorbikes that were never ment to carry more than 2 people. I've also seen e-bike drivers busy browsing their phones.

>china as a millennium civilization was killed by a hammer and a sickle

this

Communism completely killed traditional Chinese culture and morality with their Cultural Revolution.

Old Chinese architecture, culture, values and norms has been replaced by Mao's teachings. Now all mainland Chinese follow the will of Mao and his values. Selfishness, Greed, Apathy, Envy, Lying, No common sense nor morals.

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>1
fuck you, i hope china rapes your ass again like last time.

Virgin Boy dates Chad Snooker Girl - Chinese Edition

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Yep. Western technology mass produced by exploited wageslaves + lack of traditional values. The Cultural Revolution was more brutal than any other form of communist campaign, except maybe Pol Pot's takeover of Cambodia ("Year Zero agrarian socialism). He turned the entire country into one forced labor camp + prisons + killing fields.

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i fucking hate chinks the subhuman colonising world destroying fucks

Gotta be all out of cheetos, man.

Chinese are fucking degenerates that need to be contained in China.

the yuan dynasty were foreigners. they treated the chinese badly

I've seen a Chinese girl who couldn't ride the bus. She had to vomit even though the bus was driving only at 30 km/h or so. She moved to the midsection where there was a trash can to relief herself.

That is FUCKING rank mate.

Horse meat is pretty shit honestly, I've had it a few times

So were the Qing (Manchus) and the Jin dynasties. (Jurchens, precursors to the Manchus) In the 2nd half of the 19th c. China was effectively ruled by a woman (Empress dowager Cixi) for about half a century. She suppressed some of the reforms that would have been necessary to modernize China.

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Mianbaoche (mini van) driver.

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I know who founded the Yuan, its history and its decline. I used it as example to describe how long a period of time it has been since China has last seen such long period of extended stability. My personal impression is that the situation in China is a fairly fragile thing and that the people in power are following in the footsteps of every government before them; that is of cruel oppression combined with contemporary technology turning it into a surveillance state.

I find it harder and harder to frown upon the actions of Japan in regards to the invasion of mainland China. The chinese are mongoloids who need to be contained like deranged animals.

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Right! The grinch dream ofcourse lololol

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A parent that cares about its children in China?? Wtf. Now I've seen everything.

Communism eradicates all forms of social control mechanisms that under normal circumstances make sure that you think responsibly. The Chernobyl PP disaster in USSR was basically preprogrammed: bad governance on all levels of hierarchy paired with irresponsible technological management. I really wonder when will China's Chernobyl moment come.

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I can see what he did, but dafuq was he trying to do?

"running in the 90s starts playing"

Probably demolishing the building but, I've no clue what was the exact plan.

That's pretty cool to be honest. Could use bigger dogs though. It's like husky sled teams

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I think the old traditional teachings are starting to come back. There's a huge nationalist movement now and their idioms are found more frequently. Give it another 2 generations and China will start rediscovering their past again.

Why?

Wouldn't surprise if there the ingrained defects in the Three Gorges Dam project come to a head in the next decade. As for the Chernobyl disaster and surrounding details last literature I read on subject was an oral history by Svetlana Alexievich. A fine work which I would recommend if you are unfamiliar.

Of all the videos here so far, this one is possibly the most damning.

>goblin warboss on chariot

Chang, have a snickers.
You're not yourself when you're hungry

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>no one dies
That's no china.

Would wife in order to infant Genghis khan

They need a bath

dat filename, I would have used
>that went zhou so fast