CRIME ALERT OHIO 8/19/18

Anyone with information on the whereabouts of
>OH NO NO NO WTF?
twitter.com/ColumbusPolice/status/1031252738775101442

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Haha, what a fuckin' hippo.

They’ll never find her
She’s the prototypical amerifat

Surely you could find her with an orbital mass dectector, fish eye lens or other apparatus suitable for discovering gravitational anomalies

this she's got natural camo

*snap*
Yep, that's going in my mongrel collection.

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I've spotted her, but I'm not sure where. I just see one of her lumps sticking out past the horizon.

based fatty

Typical bmwf pairing stock

>left in a maroon vehicle
shirt looks pink to me

Is that TB? He doesn't look too good nowadays.

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Not sure why but I think shit like this i s hilarious. fucking kek.

Less than a century ago, she would have been sideshow freak material, along with all of these tattooed "ladies". We live in such bizarre times.

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>the new face of white collar crime
>and that's a good thing!

Clown world

get in on the roasting boys

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Yep. When they outlawed freak shows a lot of the performers ended up broke.

I'd still would not pay to see this fatty.

Forgot the picture - God, I suck.

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Bet this fat pig monster ends up famous behind this shit. Dr Phil is prolly trying to book her as we speak.

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Please note that this (((payday advance store))) is in the Northland area of Columbus. This was once one of the most desirable middle-class neighborhoods in Columbus, and such a business was not welcome there forty years ago. Working-class people lived in Northland alongside middle class people, most of them White. The community was full of family-oriented activity, and while the area was big both in terms of square mileage and population, it was the kind of place where kids stayed out until dark and you ran into people you knew at the mall and the grocery store.
Northland was destroyeded by jews and activist judges forcing desegregation in Columbus Public Schools (now known as Columbus City Schools). I believe the final appeals ruling came in 1974, and by the late Eighties District schools in the area were drastically reduced in quality. This resulted in thousands moving away to growing suburbs like Worthington, Dublin, and Westerville.
By the early Nineties—the beginning of Clinton's first term—niggers were destroying the affordable working class apartments they moved into as their children were destroying the schools. Eventually the property companies—many of which were obviously owned by kikes—converted these large complexes into Section 8 nigger nests. Then came the Mexicans and Africans, imported by the thousands legally and otherwise. Home values plummeted, and the businesses dependent on them suffered until closing.
Kikes and their uniparty playthings are responsible for the destruction of hundreds (if not thousands) of communities just like Northland. The time for sprawl is over. The time has come to reclaim our land and our schools from the jewish parasite and their shitskin pets. Vote the (((Dems))) out this November. Build the wall and send the shitskins back where they came from.

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I hate this WEBM because of women virtue signaling. How about you crack it sideways not upwards, now that is impressive. I would happily crack that shit open with t-rex strength.

id check all the local McDonalds and KFCs first

>mass detector
HAHA

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Hes dead so yeah, probably not

how will you feed it enough to keep it alive

In the 1980s the carnival fat man was not as obese as she is.

I find it amusing. She looks at the camera with a sense of self-satisfaction, but all I think is
>great job, honey, now go fix me a sandwich
Women need constant supervision and correction, that much is for sure.

Imagine if ohio had same laws as florida in regards to reporting crime

If this ham beast is any indiciation they probably outshine floridaman

That’s not a moon...it’s a space station

Meh I would

average burger woman

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I bet shes married to or dating a nigger ha hahahahahah

I thought it was when Easton & Polaris opened up and all the business's moved to be near the malls leaving the bowling alley & Columbus Gold in the area. Then Krogers moved, Myers, I was working @ St.Ann & owned a condo up the street. ( Behind Yani's & Cheers Too ) Now it's all niggers, Somalians , & white OHIO trash
So fucking glad i moved 1.5 years ago. I was just there 2 days ago to visit. still a shit hole. FUCK OHIO

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But really, who cares? Some Jew got jewed out of 9 thousand hahaha

hnnnngggggg

Columbus Gold was on Sawmill (it's now Scores). 161 is home to The X (off Ambleside) and Nick's Cabaret. In reality, the area is home to an off mix of African refugees, poverty stricken blacks and some Hispanics. I listen to the CPD scanner 50 hours a week. About five years ago I heard officers tracking a shipment of AK-47s in the Tamarack Circle area when they lost them. Every now and then, one of those guns shows up in a murder investigation. Gang/mob stuff in the 161 area dates back to the 50s.

Drop a marble

I’d still smash it like the neighbors pumpkin

> I NEED AN APB ON AN UNIDENTIFIED AMERICAN WOMAN
> 4'9" TALL, 350+ POUNDS
> LAST SEEN NEAR A PAYDAY LOAN STORE
> ETHNICITY UNDETERMINED, SKIN LOOKS LIKE COOKED HOT DOG

> WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T FIND HER

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I have a friend lives on Tamarack but closer to 161 ( red lobster still there ) Nick Cab was a Dockside Dolls ( my mistake ) I used to listen to Scanner all the time too . You know where Xeno's church & Home Depot is. my Condo for 12 years was right up there. I know the area well . Thanks Mayor Coleman for all the Somalians

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muh dick

I know the suspect, pic related.

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THICC

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How does a business not verify someone’s identity further before cashing a check of that value? Do banks have different rules after 10k dollars? If true that amount alone should raise suspicion.

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I have actually been to that location years ago . I drove after my friends car got towed for parking near fire hydrant and the tow guy would release it for 1/2 price CASH only. that place still or used to be a 24 cash checking place. Oh well . I remember all the I.D. he needed & they take a THUMB print. they can find her. the Columbus police like blasting on Twitter. I do not live there any more but still like to see CPD tweets .

Hey there! We spoke last week. Good to see you again. Polaris came after the City annexed acreage from Delaware County, and Easton was the pet project of Jew billionaire Les Wexner. ODOT basically expanded I-270 and created exits as a gift to Wexner.
But all that stuff came after forced busing for racial balance. The population and feasibility for the respective shopping centers came thanks to a significant number of people who settled after running away from Northland.
Where do you live now?

I had no idea fat people could be so clever.

If i found her, I'd rob her $9k, then annaly rape her ass to mouth.

Fuckin kek

This is actually a slim version. We prefer our women diabetic and missing a foot from the betus

Devonshire was always the shittiest part of Northland, at least after the portion of Blendon Township around Morse and Cleveland.
Fascinated to hear about the guns around Tamarack Circle. I remember going to the pool there as a child. It sat empty for years.
Are you a former LEO? Are you a Viking, Cougar, or Stallion?

>White people fuck
based lady trying to increase the white birthrate.

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just put her pic up at the front desk of all nationwide golden corals...she'll turn up.

Of course its not an average burgerwoman

No more than you have the typical faghag prime minister in Castdreau

>1/2 price cash drop
Fuckin tow guys always make me think of the Arizona mechanic/sheriff in Vacation.

So this is the power of 27%

No I moved there in my mid 20's . ( 2002 ) still friends with a guy who grew up next to Beachcroft H.S. Ask me about bars in the area . I know them all much better. look @ the chicks photo . I used to get carry out from that Roosters in back ground.

>muh WASPs

She's a beauty, 1 in a million girls, 1 inna million girls

Seriously, sort by driver's license weight for white females and you can narrow it down to 20 people in Ohio.

>20 people in Ohio
HAHAHAHAaaaaahahAHAHAHAahahah
You never been to Ohio have you?
Sorry pic kind of related. All my good Ohio pics are on other laptop

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The Rooster's was originally a Denny's. The anchor of the shopping center across the street was a Kroger a thousand years ago.
Between the Rooster's and the extended stay hotel a couple hundred yards to the northwest? There was a bar there that I believe was called Sharky's (pool tables, etc) but became a nigger bar. CPD once had the place surrounded but called off the dogs because so much firepower was presumed to be inside and they figured it wasn't worth the trouble. The motel was a first and, later, second-run theater. Raintree Cinema. Saw New Jack City there one hot summer night and if I had been any older probably would have been stomped. Niggers everywhere, inside and out in the parking lot.
You are just a bit older than me. By the early 2000s I was being degenerate mostly in the Campus area, but I remember when the kid murdered his Dockside Dolls GF (she was missing for a long time, they dug her up on his dad's property up north on the east bank of the Scioto?) and, later, his mother and her BF over in Minerva Park.
I am a geek for Columbus crime history.

Cause ur a liar

Awesome bro. wish I knew you when I lived there. I was a campus bar hopper for a while. the OLD Skullys on Chitenden , Bernies , NEW PORT! I have a sisiter that still lives in Pataskala , I really did visit just on Tue - Fri . I spent Tue & Wed in the 43229 seeing old friends.

Funny thing is, we have probably met. I would guess at Bernie's. Bernie's is now a Target, and that sums up Campus as well as anything else could.

Here user Cbus bro. the oldest pic of me can find. I dont give a fuck because I live so far away now. This pic was taken @ SKATOPIA Bowl Bash 2009??? I had friends that would come from all over to Skatopia so I would go every year.

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>tfw she will never crush your head between her thighs.

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she would be very hot if she wasn't a total lard ass

That's awesome. I don't think we've met. Can't show my face because I work for the government (inb4 glow, plz no bully! :) ), and I don't have fuck you money if I got doxxed by some SPLC asshole. Also, because you know how this town is: two degrees of separation.
This town has changed for the worst, and I can't blame it all on shitskins. The flood of bugmen and other people who are oh so special has turned Columbus into some kind of bizarro ivory tower/Running Man-style slums combo.