Multiple cities across the US/canada are reporting a similar illness spreading. Symptoms include dizziness, acute rashes on the lower back/abdomen, and primarily DIARRHEA. It was first noticed to be present in multiple towns a week ago, and has since spread across the country(s). The rate of contraction is rapid, families reporting that once a single member has it - the rest of the family is suffering from symptoms as early as the same night/next morning
You will NOT hear/read/see this on the news. You will NOT be given a tidy public service announcement. You will simply see someone get it, or you yourself will get it. Go on your local normie social network and look around, you may be surprised to see people already complaining about it. The problem is most likely more widespread than even we know, as most people simply dont fucking tell people when they have diarrhea. For those who have experienced/are experiencing it, they say it is nothing like the flu as it seems to hit you within hours and the diarrhea is.. not like regular diarrhea but far more viscous almost like an oily liquid more than water.
Now you fucking know. what the hell is going on???
The shits were spreading around Australia last week.
Kayden Carter
I had pretty bad diarrhea last night. But I'm ok.
Hudson Morris
Muslims finally poisoned our burger supply.
Levi Harris
omg it's a real happening americans continue to shart in mart
Evan Brown
I'm always pissing out me arse. Check what you eat, jam some more fiber down your cock holster.
Juan Reed
YES IT'S HAPPENING
Joseph Bailey
Go away evil logger
Jordan Ward
Shitting my brains out as we speak, no other symptoms though. Just a burger with a bad stomach
Kevin Gomez
Go away evil logger!
Gavin Diaz
>Symptoms include dizziness, acute rashes on the lower back/abdomen, and primarily DIARRHEA
It's called being a Virgin
Nathan Baker
>not like regular diarrhea but far more viscous AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LEL
Ethan Russell
I don't have diarrhea but I dropped a log so long and thick yesterday that it slapped me in the nuts as it toppled over like a falling tree.
Ryder Barnes
dont mutts have perma diarrhea from their great diet of borderline nonfoods seasoned with additives?
Jack Peterson
High quality shit.
Ryder Clark
This is probably the case.
Leo Rogers
same here, except i tried sweetening my coffee with erythritol and it got me shitting my brains out for a whole 1,5 days, don't use polyol sugar substitutes
Samuel Robinson
SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
Dylan Cruz
Go away evil logger.
Jeremiah Martin
Reminds me of when I had to use mineral oil enema to pass a 12 inch shit with 6inch girth.
Levi James
>Symptoms include dizziness, acute rashes on the lower back/abdomen, and primarily DIARRHEA wow all those American junkies are having withdrawls
Easton Edwards
Who likes shart sharts Americans like shart sharts
John Harris
I have had this for about month now, I feel like I am going to die. Why is the media not talking about this? I’ve Spread it to everyone I come into contact with. What is this sickness?
I've actually started sharting for the first time in my life. My diet is normal I haven't changed anything, guess this is what I get for mocking americans with shart in mart meme
Ethan Lewis
it's aids user pray pray to the lord that your sharts forever remain in marts across the globe for only when one sharts does he know god
Isaac Myers
Bump. Also interesting if true.
Ayden Morgan
Acknowledge the digits, mundanes And get ready to die.
Lucas Lee
This shit happened in Europe (or at least Belgium) too a while ago.
It's a stomach bug genius. Those always spread fast.
Hudson Rogers
Go away evil Logger
William Mitchell
This is why they took down Alex Jones
You know he'd be all over this, but now he's been silenced
Justin Sanchez
memetically engineered shitposting syndrome. it originated, not in africa, but australia. highly virulent, impossible to cure. seldom fatal. this is the future you chose.. moot was right
Jaxson Perez
Same, but I ate shrimp and asparagus
Cameron Butler
Go away Evil Logger!
Grayson Rivera
FUCK!
GO Away evil logger!
Grayson Perry
I had a really good poo today, it was so long it had ridges in it where it had been resting against my spine.
Christian Lee
I haven't gotten the diarrhea yet but I've had a horrible case of swamp ass for about a week and I'm wondering if pic related is the only thing keeping the diarrhea away...
this is precisely what alex jones would jump on like a disgusting little fly jumping on dogshit
Nicholas King
Go away evil logger
Christopher Ward
im going to throw up australia stop. this is serious.
Liam Gutierrez
Awesome work user. Consistency of your stools now everyone. Mine are like pretty solid because I eat a lot of cheese. Who's next up describing their logs...Or indeed splatters?
guys, what if sharknado is predictive programming? What if we are about to witness a shartnado could this be the storm Commander in Shart warned of?
Caleb Kelly
This disease is only the beginning. SHART - The sickness that turned everything inside out. They'll have to roll out that SF poop mapping nationwide now.
Jaxson Fisher
that shit will be in the soil for centuries...
Julian Bailey
What the fuck? I’m in Sweden but I have had this same thing for several weeks now, I’m also unable to sleep and eat properly and feel like I’m going to have a heart attack. Yet I’m still holding lean muscle mass and able to carry on working 60 hour weeks as a quant at a investment bank.
Is it something in the water? The water hasn’t seemed right recently.
John Evans
Go away evil logger.
Juan Turner
USDA and FDA have overchlorinated the water per DHS. Too much fear of biochem now. Means that now you get copper chlorate everywhere
Dylan Lee
How is this unusual? Burgers have always SHART IN MART
Jacob Cox
I POSTED A THREAD ABOUT MY WATER TASTING LIKE SHIT A WEEK AGO. MORE THAN USUAL. SO UNUSUAL I MADE A THREAD ABOUT IT WHICH IVE NEVER DONE.
THE FUCK
Parker Adams
>as a Quent in an investment bank I don't know what that it. I'm just a pole dancer in a strip club but hey, at least I don't shit myself.
Sebastian Carter
Butt cheeks are stained brown from the constant splatter/splash
Kevin Hill
If you eat too many oily foods or fatty foods your body can't absorb it all and you pretty much end up with an oily leaky butthole.
Jaxson Adams
Fuck is this it? I been have shits for a while been drink 3 bottles of whiskey every weekend :(
Again, over chlorinated. Ask a plumber, theyll tell you about how they are ripping out the copper or plasticoating it asap
Tyler Wood
OVER A DOZEN AMERICANS HAVE DIED IN A RECENT WAVE OF UNEXPLAINED SHARTING THE CDC HAS ANNOUNCED A NATIONAL EMERGENCY THERE IS CURRENTLY NO KNOWN CURE
SHART IN FUCKING MART YOU AMERICAN GREMLIN PEOPLE
Gavin Brooks
>I see X >Therefore X is everywhere
James Gray
>Not drinking only bottled water This is the future you chose
But if you guys actually think thats happening just drink a good brand of bottled water or go to your local pharmacy and buy some iodine to treat your water
Isaac Rodriguez
>I’m also unable to sleep and eat properly You don't say...
>and able to carry on working 60 hour weeks as a quant at a investment bank. Fagget. Stop doing stressfull bullshit work and get a real mans job. Eat and sleep healthier! Fucking office cucks.
This is too good. They are sharting themselves to death. It's the American dream.
Nathan Ross
I once ate a large bag of sugar-free fruit gums then suffered two agonizing days of pissing boiling hot liquid feces out my arse until I was dehydrated and almost delerious. "Sugar-free" is jewish trick lads.
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