You don't fall for this consumerist "holiday" right?

Halloween Thanksgiving and Christmas are the only true holidays

Any first-world cinema I'd imagine.
Do burgers just waltz into a cinema and sit wherever? Plebs.

In most theaters

what the fuck is cimema

1 faggot is going to enforce this

We have a choice, retard. You pay extra for reserved seating and pick your seat, but if you're confident the movie won't sell out and you can get a seat that isn't 10 ft from the screen, you can still do that

every time I learn something new about the USA, I'm thankful I don't live there.
>What is Cinema
the place you go to, to watch movies. Theater is where you go to watch plays (Theater).

Filfthy pagan

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They started doing it in my state, I think you're just behind the times.

An excuse for retards to bitch

>You pay extra for normal standard privileges
JEWED

Nice digits, but you seriously can't spin being told where to sit to watch a movie into a positive, while spending 20 euros on soda and popcorn.

>consumerist

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>being told
no mate, you decide where you sit, when you buy your ticket.

americans are weird

And do they charge you different ticket prices for different seats?

consumerist is materialism for retards kinda like YOLO is carpe diam for retards.

>20 euros on soda and popcorn.
drinks and snacks in theaters in the USA are retardedly priced, but not here in the civilized world. Biggest popcorn bucket is probably around 7 euros. Bottle of beer probably 1.75 Euros which is extremely expensive compared to buying the same bottle elsewhere.

no

> made up story to make white incels look bad.
I bet the actual buyer's name was David Harding.

You fucking idiot, they reserve seats so they are still choosing. Why is this so complicated for you?

I don't feel like going to a theatre 30 minutes ahead of time to get a good seat sometimes. Another $1.50 is worth it

imagine if you didn't live in Israel 2.0 and your ticket was bound to the seat you chose, for no extra charge.

How much does a normal movie ticket cost in burgerland?

They sit directly behind you though, judging you, mocking you, exhaling their fetid used up breath directly at you.

movietheaterprices.com/amc-concession-prices/

Those are the same prices as in America, roughly. Why do Europeans take everything Americans post at face value? Are you all autists who can't understand jokes?

>How much does a normal movie ticket cost in burgerland?
That varies wildly depending on what part of the country you are in and what time you go. I can get a matinee ticket online for $12, not sure of the buy at the location price.

$4.00 before 6:00, $6.00 after that.

Never forget that Hogg was born on Valentine's Day!

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NO FUCKING WAY! How the fuck do Americans put up with this shit? Lmaooooo

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We stopped going to the movies.

this and baggy clothes.

Those drinks are huge, even the small ones are 909 ml.

>$4.00 before 6:00, $6.00 after that.

Maybe in 1992. Now its around 15 bucks. And you have to sit through 10 minutes of army and detergent commercials, then 30 minutes of really obnoxious previews.

I haven't been to the movies in many years.. I can watch the shit online for free and even then theres rarely anything worth watching. It's all garbage.

>small drinks are almost a liter
so the meme is real. but still the prices are fucking retarded.
>Maybe in 1992. Now its around 15 bucks. And you have to sit through 10 minutes of army and detergent commercials, then 30 minutes of really obnoxious previews.
I figured that fagget: was trying to lowball the price as damage control.

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What are the negatives of this? You can always change seat when everyone has arrived and you also see where people are before buying?

Shall I go on the Cinemark app and prove you wrong? Idk where you're at that you get extorted like that but fuck you and your shitty area

it is too much for the simple mind of the Amerimutt to handle.

are you just cherry picking the absolute lowest cheapest shit Cinema of the US as damage control?

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There's 2 things I need to contextualize here before i form opinions on this article's salty writer:

I - There are two types of single, single pump-and-dump men who simply don't care about cuckmmitments and are therefore anything but bitter, and single men who don't get any pussy at all also known as virgins.
II - Depending on the type above, is a man who can afford to be such a spendthrift and therefore afford to buy himself a coked up orgy every week truly bitter?

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>pay for access to the cinema room
>pay extra to get a seat
>muh freedom of choice

>buy your own drinks and candy at the dollar store for half the price
>bring them in through your backpack
Nobody smart actually buys theater candy. What are they gonna do, search you? I can see that happening in an area with a heavy nigger population.

It's 5 minutes from my house in a mall. There USED to be one theatre near me and it was $10 for a normal showing, then they built this one, and magically the price dropped to $6 for both theaters for a normal showing. Finally captitalism worked for me

So why do you think you should pre order a seat

>in a mall.
okay how tiny and garbage is it?

They're generally pretty spacious

>pay extra for asigned seat
>plus tip
the state of burgers

relative to other Cinemas? "spacious" compared to regular Cinemas that aren't built into malls?

Having to go to a mall to go to Cinema sounds fucking horrible.

Ehehehehe that's some top tier trolling.
People would ignore it though.

There's nothing wrong with buying a gift or going out on a date with someone you love on a specific day, regardless of the corporate shilling. Consumerism isn't detrimental as long as you don't take it to a bugman-tier degree

They do this in high-end regal cinemas. It's nice to know that I'm not going to sit front fuckin row and break my neck. The leather recliner chairs are also very nice and worth the higher price.

A large pop is more expensive than a milkshake or a smoothie? What dumb fuck assigned these prices?

>be august
>be talking about valentines day.

Bro your a fucking autist bro. Like that shit is not for a while and your thinking about it.
soundcloud.com/user-284726618/assclownacidtrip

>Bro your a fucking autist bro.

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If I wanted to take someone out to the movie and I found out someone did this, I'd just buy two seats wherever and sit together anyway. What's he gonna do? I'd like to see him get me to move.

Presumably the couple would go to buy the tickets, see there were no open adjacent seats (the seat selection only shows taken/not taken, not who specifically is sitting there), then just decline to see a movie. The ones that actually say "eh, I guess we won't sit together" would then find out the reality once they got in the theater, but most wouldn't make it to that point.

It used to be that way maybe 10 yrs ago but you pick beforehand now

You imagine incorrectly. Not all cinemas assign seats. But more importantly, those that do don't usually enforce it.

Do Danish cinemas really enforce it when the session's half empty?

It's like the size of a Sears store

Easter is the biggest Christian holiday, faggot.

>implying single women aren't just salty that they didn't think of it first.

>What if..
You can sit wherever you damn well please, but if someone comes in with a ticket for the seat you're sitting on then you better damn move like any civilized person should.

Man you 3rd worlders are weird.

>2014
>tabloid tier rag
quality thread bro