>A bunch of rich assholes wouldn't let some autistic, hentai-loving teenage boys watch anime, play videogames and read comics in peace because of petty greed and desire to control everything, so the teenage boys decided to try to change this but stumble upon a massive political movement that threatens the entire world >Our countries are run by leaders that go above and beyond not only not caring for our well-being, but are actively trying to get us raped and murdered by illegal aliens >Some people become nihilistically depressed after staring into the abyss and form a zealous templar progressive cult commiting ritualistic race suicide to please their masters and are always making speeches about how morally righteous their cause is >The teens gain an attitude and shoulder the weight of the world while being demonized as villains and counter the elite clique by electing orange ranger Funny Valentine to track down and destroy George Soros and his rich cabal >They form an underground youth group that rebels against its spoiled boomer and millenial parents who insist that they mutilate their genitals and instead they fight for the right to be traditionally disciplined and study their ancient culture whenever they're not training and hitting the gyms in their quest to become stronger >Meanwhile protestants are struck down by the wrath of heavens as they lose more and more followers for being weak cuckolds while standard traditional churches hold their ground despite the insane amount of scandals going on and an ancient forgotten belief system (paganism) makes a nigh-miraculous comeback >Progressivists suffer villainous breakdowns as they go deeper into radicalism while the sane world shuns them, and they start resorting to cannibalistic attacks amongst their own while mutilating their own bodies and maddeningly claiming they are the true heroes
When did you first realize you were a bizarre JRPG's party member, Jow Forums?
When did you realize you were harry potter in dombeldoors army and needed to stretch your legs?
Christian Lopez
>millenial parents
Andrew Sanders
I don't get your image. We're not supposed to kill the Chad. We're supposed to BECOME the Chad!
Samuel Morgan
When I was still a little user and went to church, I would meditate and practice 'walking away from my body' in this state.
They spent so much time trying to brain bore me into being a christian that I walked out a shaman.
Logan Diaz
That is the fucking irony, but then again they did never learn their lesson about bread and circuses, all they fucking needed to do was leave the media that keeps people pacified alone.
Jayden Price
>When did you first realize you were a bizarre JRPG's party member, Jow Forums? When I was the only guy in my conservative village with a Tokyo Hotel haircut.
Aaron Green
I just can't get over how JJBA has an anime now and that it's been on american TV.
Isaac Myers
>News outlets unite against the accusation that they are colluding >A series of kids movies survives a trilogy about politics and character drama, but not being sold to Disney >The Vanguard of the new era are a bunch of angry shut-ins with no discernible skills aside from the intensive investigations they practice when they justify their paranoia >A smiling frog is the biggest symbol of hate since WW2 The future's so bright I ahve to wear shades, lads
You forgot the part where we have enough of this horse shit and take anyone who gets in our way and skin them alive. The time is soon approaching where we'll fill mass graves with commies and other shitlibs, and have Trail of Tears 2.0 for spics and niggers. Then we're going to hand out small arms like candy to disillusioned young men who are told to walk in a certain direction until they find something to kill.
It's going to be brutal, and I will enjoy every second of it.
