PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - KILLER ALLIGATORS EDITION /ptg/

>Floridaman goes on a business trip

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please keep alligigators in the south
they eat peaceful turtles and dogs

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5 minutes ago

.@realDonaldTrump tells Reuters about Fed Chair Jerome Powell: "Am I happy with my choice? ... I'll let you know in seven years."

>your face
>his fucking face
Top kek is this real?

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> obnoxious kids trying to change the world
Echoes of the 68 generation, aka boomers

No homo but he kinda cute

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Just FYI, when I went to one of the "maid cafes" in asia, it was fucking weird. Maybe cause it wasn't the weekend, but it was quiet and there were only a few guys. And the guys kept staring at each other. And the girls held you in ranks. Like only after your X number of visits could you do this or that. You were paygated into shit. I was weirded out.

But here's Tommy Lee Jones to cheer me up.
youtube.com/watch?v=G_yMkBttqo0

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dailycaller.com/2018/08/20/papadopoulos-foreign-payment/

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faggot

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He'd be perfect to go trans...

>Glassjaw McGee
>getting in people's faces
Things that have never, aren't now, nor ever will happen for $0.50, Alex.

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Alligators are reptiles of peace.

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someone give him teh tranny discord

teenagers should run congress. kek, oh thats funny.

The fags running that magazine want his little twink ass.

>Brazilians flipping their shit at the Border
>They sent the Venezuelans back
Keksimus maximus

Jej, is Mueller investigating Jew interference in the US government now?

Did the dog died?

LMAO HOGG GOING WILD

Were the doggos okay though? That's all the really matters.

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>tfw entire labor force quit on me today
>tfw they were lured away by a 1.50/hr raise
>tfw have 600k in construction jobs on the books
>tfw no one to do the work

TRUMP YOU NEED TO FIX THIS SHIT RIGHT FUCKIG NAO

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Goddamn it

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i kinda wish they would, it would be pretty funny.

What did the jew want for those shekels?

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>new york magazine
>FBI plant from DWS' district in Florida
what did they mean by this?

>Jane Fonda
>Yoko Ono
>Kathleen Turner
>Sandra Oh

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>agenciabrasil.ebc.com.br/geral/noticia/2018-08/moradores-de-pacaraima-se-revoltam-e-expulsam-venezuelanos
Check it out.
VENEZUELA IS NOW ASKING US TO "PROTECT THEM", AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

68 kids did change the world, Mexico would've been an economic superpower by now if it wasn't for this retarded protests.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tlatelolco_massacre

In part, inspired by the other retarded protests in France, as always, the European man keeping Mexico from becoming a successful country.

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Guess its time to raise wages huh

Does anyone actually go to one of those cafes with the main intention of eating?

>The fags running that magazine want his little twink ass.
His ass has been thoroughly devastated by glowniggers since it was in diapers.

Aleppo

pay them a dollar more you fucking nigger

>ever eating at a hooters
What’s it like to be lonely white trash?

its almost as if peepeepoopoo was a plant all along

rich should drop out

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It's Mexico, what do you expect.

BREAKING: MELANIA TRUMP PLANNING MULTI COUNTRY VISIT IN AFRICA DURING OCTOBER - AP

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I'll come work for you, user. That is, until someone offers me a $1.50 an hour raise, you cheap prick.

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Wow, should have used some of that 600k to pay your workers.

Why dont you just get illegals?

>New Mexico
Is this a surprise to you?

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A L

E P P O

plot twist: they are illegals

Around the lagoon, trouble comes soon

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the cost of living has increased since 1976, dumb boomer. pay more

He bid the jobs he currently has on the books at his lower labor rate.
If he were to just hand them a raise now, he'd be eating into whatever profits he may or may not get out of the project, assuming weather delays, other unexpected expenses and change orders that could reduce the price of his contracts.

From who? USA? Will you?

I love gators, they really are amazing animals and can make great pets if one knows what they are doing. Their meat is pretty good too. People just fail to understand how wild animals act and perceive danger, and too many couch potatoes can't read animal body language, so they go to mess with them incompetently and face consequences. Also, boop their super sensitive snoots/eyes to get them to think twice, just like sharks.

plot twist: she's bringing Mattis, Bolton, and a bunch of MOABs

F

I've got the hots for Sandra Oh. I admit, she's kinda long faced and weird looking, but she just does it for me for some reason.

How is such a thing even possible?

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This kid's fucked up

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>this retarded protests.
these*

I don't speak Brazilian, how do I check it out?

BBC tour, amirite

MAGA

Lol this guy got raped by plants

Alright Pena Nieto, why don't you calm down and see if your nanny will make you a little snack, little man

so she's going to france?

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>where'd my slave labor go?

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The Penske should be the McVeigh Melee.

Half off the rate on Mondays.

From themselves.

MAGA

Wew lad

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GARY'D

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Fuck everyone.

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>secret service guy's face when

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Only the tumor knows

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ayy lmao

Then Germany, Netherlands, and finishing in UK

That quote reads like he was high off his ass.

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Poor Hogg ;-;

hasn't figured out everyone is forgotten in a few years yet. kek

Delusional fame chaser. If there was ever any doubt. He thinks he's a legend.

Food was pretty good tbqh. Expensive, but good.

Honestly would vote for Johnson here. Hopefully rich drops or repubs realize an opportunity here

You gotta take me out to dinner first

My sister once alleged that a crocodile followed her home and waited outside her door for an entire day.

Those damn crocs are getting smarter.

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I wonder if drugs were involved.

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Wasn`t the Libertarian some points ahead? Damn it.

Wtf the shits were right she craves bbc its all over lads. Trump to resign soon

Same thing for portugal. That damn generation costed us our empire.

He has the head of a puppet, fucking giant

I feel bad for agent wojak

Why not wipe your ass with bolivars instead

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she should have just responded to his texts

Welcome to adulthood you fucking loser.