Brit/pol/ - 11% Rum Edition

>Chaos at Gatwick as thousands of passengers are forced to read flight details on WHITE BOARDS after IT glitch
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6078269/Chaos-Gatwick-staff-forced-scrawl-flight-details-WHITE-BOARDS.html

>Mother and daughter are left fighting for their lives after man 'smashed them in the head with a hammer random attack
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6076119/Two-women-left-fighting-lives-horror-hammer-attack-street.html

>Judge overseeing Uber's legal battle 'over husband's links to taxi app firm'
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6076009/Judge-overseeing-Ubers-legal-battle-operate-London-withdraws-case.html

>Government seizes control of privately-run Birmingham gaol where marauding inmates bullying staff and using drugs openly has led to anarchy
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6076751/Prisoners-taken-jail-Total-disorder-HMP-Birmingham.html

>Up to 20,000 people have slipped through child security police checks after 'Scotland Yard secretly relaxed vetting system'
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6076217/Up-20-000-people-slipped-child-security-police-checks.html

>Police and council are forced to apologise after 'victim-blaming' sexual assault tweet
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6076177/Merseyside-Police-Liverpool-council-apologise-ad-blamed-victims-sexual-assault.html

>Brits are avoiding visiting their GP out of fear of being lectured or told they are unhealthy despite being more obese than ever
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6076795/Brits-avoiding-visiting-GP-fear-lectured-told-unhealthy.html

>Right to buy exposes the cynicism of a Tory party whose base is dying out
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/aug/20/right-to-buy-conservatives-tory-party-housing-association

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11% bat
Engine on
Wifi off
On: mobile data/ power saving
Still going down

>11% rum edition
>not piss vase edition
god damnit user

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This took 1% off my bat you cunt
10%

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Hey lads. I have some bad news. I was looking at your countries demographics and I noticed that Anglos are going extinct and muslims have the highest birthing rates. What are you going to do to fix that problem?

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See We could be 1% white and still be more pure than your spit of an island, potato jockey

Because i live in a fucking car. 100% of charge time goes to the phone

war

>store was out of original fisherman’s friends
>took a chance on aniseed ones
fucking delicious lads. try them if you see them.

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dunno what your talking bout m8. they sweets?

Based

I understand user. But you could go to a library/Starbucks/mcdonalds and charge your phone AND portable battery chargers

But I guess if you had money for gadgets you wouldn’t live in your car.

What city do you live in? I’d genuinely give ya a bed for the night when it drops to freezing etc

Newfag

>doesn’t know the joy of fisherman’s friends
nigga they’re amazing.

they’re cough sweets, and strong AF ones. I’m from a seaside town so I grew up with them been used as sweets to shut kids up.

You can find them in some stores but mostly parhamists like boots

Lol just because I don't know about your grandad sweets

Im going to get drunk and beat my wife.

Sleep pattern is fucked up.
Wandered into town centre in my provincial town to see if anywhere is open for a pint.
A gay club is.
So now I'm sat having a pint while YMCA plays, no joke.
Would take a picture but too many bumders constantly throwing eyes my way.
Picture of wall so they don't know I'm taking it.

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You ever drink gin?

Every till in the land does fisherman's friend you paki cunt

Sort your fucking life out pal

This

Top 10 anime team ups
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Your grandad lived thru a ducking war, maybe the sweets he likes are good sweets.

I actually enjoy gay bars, faggots buy me free drinks even after I tell them I’m straight. And no tryhard bros wanna start fights to impress women.

A Scottish lass introduced me to flavored gin. With lemonade it tastes like fizzy cordial. Dangerous stuff.

Why are you beating her?

For

should try Victory Vs lad

>They no longer contain chloroform or ether. However, their scent and flavour is still vividly reminiscent of diethyl ether - presumably recreated via artificial means, in order to preserve the original flavour

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>actually enjoy gay bars, faggots buy me free drinks even after I tell them I’m straight. And no tryhard bros wanna start fights to impress women.
I've been to them in other cities when mates have wanted to go and they are always pretty chill.
Not up for interacting tonight though, just want beer.

I've actually pulled a girl in a gay bar once. Only once mind.

Yeah it's cool and temperate. Climate is somewhere inbetween Southern England and Northern France.

meant for

Never seen those, I’ll keep an eye out.

I seldom eat sweets these days coz my teeth are fucked up. If I wanna treat myself to sweets I go get some liquorice root, hard to find outside of old timey sweet shops but fucking outstanding. Reminds me of being a kid and getting some from the school tuckshop

>posters: 10
everyone sleeps early these days

Nice, very comfy. If I moved to aus I'd live there. What's traveling between aus and tas like?

It’s Sunday so everyone is getting ready for Monday morning

Commie poster will be here soon and you'll be wishing it was just us when he does

m8

It's about 50 mins by plane from Melbourne, or you can catch the ferry down which is an overnighter.

they're more of a medicinal sweet more than sweet-sweet, like you're more likely to see them in a chemist than a sweetshop, they taste really wierd but they're not hot like a fishy frend

I’ll try to find some, I rly like cough drop ‘sweets’.

You ever try ‘zoots’? They’re like a salted liquorice sweet and they’re fucking AMAZING

50 mins by plane?
Overnighter by boat lol? Are you fucking with me
I could paddle there in 5 mins m8 lol

>50 mins by plane?
To Hobart, probably only 30 to Launceston.

>Overnighter by boat lol?
Actual trip is only 3-4 hours but they run it over night for some reason, ferry is slow as it's one of those ones that takes craploads of cars.

>I could paddle there in 5 mins m8 lol
Good luck paddling over Bass straight, it's one of the most treacherous stretches of water you'll find. Plus it's bigger than it looks on the map, it's the width of about 5-10 English channels.

I love you guys

Still reckon you can paddle m8?
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My niggers, anyone got any info on NFC and MIFARE chip hacking, i'm sorely in need of free travel in this orwellian hell hole.
Seems to me I could chameleon clone cards if I spoof a reader and skim cards on he fly and gain access.
Or just clone some freedom passes and use until they expire.
Thoughts?

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I mean, shitskins cross he busiest shipping lane in the world and storms in dinghies to get to the UK. He prob could paddle.

We’ve done a number on you

I was just looking on google maps and I noticed aus actually has a load of islands

They're only strong for the first few seconds, then they turn to heaven.

We used to own Papua New Guinea too until we gave it up. Most people don't realise Australia was a meme colonial power.

*wwhhoooossshhhh

That was the sound of everything you just said flying over my head

Don't worry about it gramps, lend me your freedom pass though?

You've got a random little island near Antarctica and if I'm remembering correctly you also have claim to a massive portion of antarctica

True that

He wants to use other people’s Oyster cards to travel for free

Might have a chance as a tattooist

What could of been.

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cool. I’ve been meaning to get some new tattoos. Have two planned but don’t trust the Mexicans near my house to do it for me. And the decent places in the UK cost way too much and are infested by hipster trash

So you want a newfag/alcoholic that you don't know to do it?

>India
>"dad"
Bruh

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Fuck no, just rambling.

Faggot

>You ever try ‘zoots’?
I don't think i've had the brand zoots, but I've had salt l iquorice many a time

'N yeah Victorys have the same texture as a fishy frend, think they're even the same colour lol

>Bruh
Are Brazilians like pokemon?

I'm an Anglo in BRland

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Tattooing is degenerate goodbye

Post your look book then, I’m genuinely in the market for a few tats

Rly want to try them now

It’s traditional to Brits mate. Nothing wrong with it so long as you don’t get anything that can’t be covered by a dress shirt. Nothing past the wrist or neck.

>he hasn't died his skin with woad

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If I just spam junk EMF on 13.56 Mhz and deny all readers and fare-gates from operating, what would the standard policy in an underground station be?
There are tubes waiting, nobody gains anything by not allowing passengers through, nor calling up tfl to put on emergency busses, presumably they issue single pass physical tickets and report the "problem" ?
Might be a good stop-gap, until I accrue enough MIFARE classic/des codes?
Could do it pretty easily from a smartphone + RF transmitter too.

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*sniff sniff* a Christian? *sniff* in brit/pol/?

Real mammal hours

Alright, I’m gonna actually sleep now. have a bump before I do.

Yo, can I borrow that freedo pass while you sleep?

Love a g&t mate favourite mixer

Ain't even asleep

Why aren't any of you talking about the bloodbath that just happened in London? They shooting.

Is there any more news on it?
Last I saw was a guy shooting from a moped at a car, pegged it inside a community centre?

Oh shit, additional unrelated shooting at Kingsbury station?

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Ffs
Drunk drive and at fat birds

Fuck yes, I love me some happening.

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The I thought it was a joke article at first. The sun isn't holding back with the whole lawless London thing. The comments on the article too.

Lads, who's the biggest obstacle to Brexit at the moment, i'm out of the loop on ye're end

Tut tut
I wonder if met can do you for admitting that on here
Normal stuff m8
Whole thing is fucked M8... Government are busy worrying about the economy when all we really want is to kill the muzzies

Jaysus m8 im sorry to hear that. I hope for your sake and Europes sake this shitshow gets sorted as well it can. If ye get it through swimmingly, it'll cause a european arab spring of eu skeptics.

Sweden election soon, that's the next chapter in this story

She must be desperate to be letting you in at 3am. Do you just shag them so you have a place to shower and shit afterwards?

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