I'm classified as a violent felon by US authorities...

Along with as many others? maybe

Thank you user.

Couldnt you just take out loans and go to a different country never to return

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Whatever you do, remember to have fun. Do it for teh lulz.

>I am unemployable and have not had any income for several years

How come? If you have that huge skillset you should EASILY be able land a job even as a mall cop or bodyguard.

Any day bro. I'm on an unpro IP so you got my addy. copyfag

A felony disquals from all of that in the US

90 days in EU max. could go to Asia and back but that takes money.

What felony crime did you commit?

ALSO, I have a BSc AND an MBA, no shit. from a top 25 school. Felony washed it away. But maybe i think too small.

Aggravated Battery. Wife got a wild hair and accused me of a whole shiton of false behaviors.

Really? I thought Burgerstan had plenty of them felon rehabilitation programs.

And a DA who wanted to be a judge wouldn't let it go.

Tried it. The nature of my felony along with the political nature of the victim makes me a third class serf

If you mean killing other's too, don't do it. You'll just fuck yourself in the ass beyond comprehension.

Boy if you do something stupid like that, just wait until you pass through the Portal.

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here's the plan:

1) Gain some money through entry level/shit employment
2) Use said money to purchase the purest coke on the darkweb
3) Cut said coke/make crack, sell to friends and family and only trusted associates-sell to dealers who will always need more, just like you
4) Enjoy the large paycheck where it can only go higher
5) If you get caught then who gives a fuck, you're already a felon and by the time you get caught you'd already have a large nestegg to get you out of jail/hire a good lawyer
6) rinse and repeat, maybe even do this with other drugs- the darkweb has great deals

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Learn programming. Start an online business. Make money. It's not hard you just have to be self motivated and ask questions.

Start chopping wood in Canada

If you're not glowing in the dark or larping (and your supposed background's not very believable in light of the fact that you're on a public international forum that's obviously heavily penetrated by glow in the dark niggers worldwide discussing how recruitable you are for a FIS) then just kys fampai.

I always found this so fucked up cause it could happen to anyone . Tons of false reports and accusations and even if you need to put your women in check why the fuck should the government step in and decide for you how to handle your relationship and punish you . It's just bad all around and only women benefit here

lying mutherfuKKKer...no real seal talks like you do...you are probably a fat faggot jaKKKin off to pictures of teenage boys

OP is probably Steve Bannon

lyin faggot...it does not

>What should I do

Covert one-man (and only one man, never EVER talk about it) missions and diversion targeting exclusively jewish civilians.

>Go get a job as a night light you glow in the dark faggot.
I'm stealing that.

Become disabled you clearly are mentally ill.

Are you trying to tell me that basic jobs like a carpenter, garbage man etc all do crime check?
Move to another state and so some manual labour are you retarded or what

>didn't shekel out for the best lawyer possible
boomer cuck

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post proof of vet status and paypal, hell ill put you up in a hotel for a month or two. only if you can prove youre a vet though

This is copy pasta. You’re obviously a huge new fag if you can’t fuckin tell. Jesus...

don't know if newfag (still summer), brainlet boomer or underage

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>What should I do /pol?
Kill your family and then commit suicide.

unironically worthless. you've made your choices, live with them.

maybe find a charity to sponsor your dumb ass to go around schools telling kids not to be such a worthless violent nigger like you.

Move to asia

get out of america, go anywhere else. the us court system is rigged and corrupt to the core. see if you can have your record expunged or sealed. most states allow you to do this, but as you would expect all the 'blue states' do not. outside of that, become someone else. get fake name, passport, id's, etc. get surgery to change your fingerprints.

I'm a veteran of the meme war can you paypal me some money too?

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i'm sure she deserved it. i've been there. women lie. they make shit up. they play the victim every time. and the courts are more than happy to haul your ass off to keep them having a job.

because the second women figure out they can use the cops and the courts to bully and abuse men any time they want, they go crazy with it. they get off on it.

Go to welfare office and ask for information on trades.

Fill in applications.

Mission accomplished.

Not sure how it works in America but most apprenticeships will not only pay you but let you live in their facilities, inclusive food, bills inclusive, and is guaranteed employment.

Same. Need moar tendie MREs and meme munitions.

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All the motherfuckers glowing and dicing and parsing: fuck you mothafuckas!!

Apply to be a rail tester at Sperry Rail
Hundred grand

>> you’re welcome

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Reaaaalllly? tel me more....i live it. but i have an open mind

70 percent there. appealing to 100.

the deal was an expungement after probation and then reduce to misdemeanor. Guess What! DA renigged and the corrupt san diego judge went along with it "we have given too much credit to US military veterans in the past"

Will do. Keep me mind when you review the resume.

There are plenty of illegals here with stolen SS numbers and counterfeit identification documents. Maybe stalk one and take him out, then assume that identity.

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they do that. all they want is that guilty plea. that's all they're after, every time. soon as you say 'guilty' that's it. they can do whatever the fuck they want. they're all pieces of shit, all in collusion working together.

i feel for you op, i really do. i'm younger but have the same kind of shit in my life. felonies i don't deserve that came from nothing. i can't find a job, can barely feed myself. i think we're both looking for answers.

Thanks and I believe you. DD214 and VA card are not easily produced. Thanks user but ill keep on keeping on.

That DA belongs in the GULAG

That is one good apu

French foreign legion squid.

Yes and there are many like us. Its a big scam and the American people have no idea. look into 70millionjobs.com. There are some leads there.

I wonder if at 51 they take experienced?

>reddit posting

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How can you be unemployed in the biggest economy on the planet?
Go to some middle of nowhere town and become a fucking lumberjack.

Freetravel serial liver is next broAnon

>people can't find jobs.
Lying fucks.

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Obviously I wasn't clear enough. This is the most blatant
>lol my life sux and my head is full of classified info golly gee I hope no foreign intel services notice my blog on this cambodian pottery glazing board and try to turn me into an asset I'm just discussing how my life sux so bad with my fellow anons with no ulterior motive
I've seen in a long time.
Option 1: You're some CIA nigger running a counterintel op in which case get off the board and hang yourself with your entrails you turbofaggot because your tradecraft is shit and
>Dr. Pavel I'm CIA
was a more subtle way of identifying your affiliation.
Option 2: You're larping and you don't realize that you're super close to getting v& in case you're...
Option 3: you're actively courting recruitment by some foreign intel service and you're gonna get v& which is what you deserve for shitting up the board with this faggotry.
tl;dr kys now

Okay dude first off,
1) A REAL Navy Seal wouldn't go around bragging about his accomplishments and possibly reveal his identity.
2) The United States isn't a totalitarian regime so if you were to attack citizens randomly, then you'd be going to jail
and
3) What is a Navy Seal doing on Jow Forums anyways?
You're probably a NEWFAG who cannot get fucking laid. I bet this is you. youtube.com/watch?v=50YnbXIVNCE

That's old pasta.

Have you tried mercenary work.
If you're halfway decent at what you do they give you a decent salary and stick your ass halfway around the world on a work visa.
Did you get a less than honorable discharge or was this shit after service?

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1. If i was I would be getting paid and im not.
2. A v& is welcome but not sure why there would be a v& (I think you misunderstand why v& happen)
3. If there are any recruiters out there, I'm for hire.

>violent felon
fuck off, nigger

OTH

He's trolling
Are all americans fucking retarded

Yes, now im actually classified a nigger despite being 100 pct Norwegian/Irish (the Irish is the nigger part)

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He hasn’t posted anything illegal, my dude, and he no longer has top secret clearance. Calm your autism.

Thanks Anons, I think the rail inspector suggestion is the best. I appreciate all the input. I love Jow Forums and have been here for many years and its still awesome. Maybe more NSG threads but that's just me.

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i think you're missing the point. op said he's 51. he's not someone with unlimited teenage energy to be able to be on his feet flipping burgers or doing manual labor all day. what he needs is a way to provide for himself and it's not going to come from shi tier minimum wage college kid level jobs. the options available to him are probably incompatible. i understand where he's coming from. i'm not as old but i suffer the same kind of shit.

This is the most obvious shill I’ve ever seen

>get a job as a night light

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>all these fucking newfags
Jow Forums is dead and the_donald killed it

I'm in the same boat OP. Now I change tires...

>As of this month, I'm homeless

Yet you can find time to shitpost on Jow Forums. You're not trying hard enough you faggot. Back when I was homeless (for 2 days) I walked into every business I could find and asked to speak with the manager, I gave him a firm handshake, and stared deeply into his eyes while I explained my situation. I got a job on my second day of searching, get off the internet and get a job you parasite.

KEK

Move to SoCal and start a fucking militia with all the other former working class Americans living on the street.

Also employers get a Work Opportunity Tax Credit for hiring felons so you're actually providing them with more income by hiring you over someone else, don't forget, firm handshake and stare deeply into their eyes.

Good luck squidbro, hope it all works out for you

if you just realized Jow Forums is dead you're a newfag

become a hit_man, hypothetically speaking

By the way, the OP pic is from a 1924 personal from Berlin. All the way back then, /pol was right. Not all commies are jews, but all jews are commies.

Jow Forums was dead since m00t revived it from /new/, but the_donald is raping its corpse.

>A felony disquals from all of that in the US
No, it doesn't

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Why all the intermediate horseshit? Learn photoshop. Buy printer. Make money. Thats how the pros do it.