MAJOR CALIFORNIA HAPPENING

WTF AN EARTHQUAKE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

Only the best

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I want to watch it all go down

I wanna see the ground give way

welll I’m fucked I blame shit libs and jews

youtube.com/watch?v=0Bf7KfrK0yY

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You bet your pathetic dick there is

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The rainbow was God's sign of promise not to flood the planet again to kill the degenerates.
It's no accident that the degenerates wave the rainbow flag in God's face as they celebrate their degeneracy.
It'll be fire next time.

surf's up bro. who's in for the ride?

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Is California going to slide off the continent? if this is the case, I guarantee it will turn cannibal within 48 hours
>mfw Escape From LA will be real in my lifetime

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took a 3 day break from Jow Forums realized I hated /v/ still and come back to see this, oh man this is what I missed

In the end, my dick won't matter.
It won't be in your end though.

Trump Curse™

mom please flush it all away

Mom please flush it all away

the only thing this story shows is how little this did to east asia and oceana. no stories of thousands dead but india got flooded. i mean 52 major earth quakes . fucking hati would be flattened

call me Snake

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Do you people not know what the ring of fire actually is? This will fuck a good portion of the planet's shit up, not just California.

watch out for snipes (pew pew)

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We'll get him when he comes in.

good, let it burn
bunch of degenerates anyway

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WTF GUYS CALFORNIA JUST FLEW OUT OF MY ASS

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WTF GUYS FLEW JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

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If i happened to make a CD-ROM/flash drive that when booted wrote this to the screen, would you buy it for 5$?
based jewry

Brb gonna jerk off to hentai

That's a big wave

Dude i dont wanna get full crunched and flushed what can i do i live in the bay area, i guess i should go to big 5 for stuff

Thread music
youtube.com/watch?v=mIBTg7q9oNc

Nah we'll just resort to baked avocados

go pokemon go some helpful friends for your imminent doom

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oops

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>growing avocados with no water
heh, good luck

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>tfw a blue wave will hit california

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Pls kek, spare my relatives over in cali.

Dudes. If you bros dont watch this interview... You would no longer be dudes and will now be considered a perma-Jabroni

Female pepe
This is disturbing
Please delete.... I.......
I'm getting hard

>IT'S HAPPENING!!!
>soon
Have you read the book "A Boy Who Cried Wolf"? You should.

oakland reporting in. felt a minor quake this morning around 5am getting coffee.. hope the big one is coming soon

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t. love tool and learned to swim at the y

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You imply we don't already have enough avocados to last us as we bake along with them in the Sodom fire while eating them

Dude thats suicide

youtube.com/watch?v=h_73z0ZqTyI&t=3s
this is the interview. I just got so hot, i forgot to link it

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you don't bro, sorry not sorry, your flesh will be eaten

A shit can it wait till Thursday?

lrn2 swim
lrn2swim
lrn2swim
lrn2swim

WTF GUYS A KRAUT JUST ATTEMPTED HUMOUR

for you

Holy shit I never realized how Jow Forums Tool is. I guess that's why I acclimated here so easy because my friends and I were Jow Forums in high school without knowing it.

praying for a arizona bay.

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How long do i have ?

one of his best

Pepe California is from Japan.

The "10 inches" CD is a remix. I'm trying to find the original. If it didn't exist before this year it's confirmed for glow psyop

Is that Hiro in the band or do all gooks just look the same

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You're starting to sound a little bit hungry there bro... slowly backing away

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Fake news

nah brah, i'm not a worst coaster, got plenty if food over here

This happens all the time. Sage.

A LIKELY STORY
(slams and locks door)

7s and california goes into the ocean by the end of the week

Watch the Big One hit right on the Cali - Mexico Border and fuck up all the fun.

*yells through door*
enjoy your cannabilism!

It ain't happening. Most of California's fault zones are strike slip faults. No big cracks. Just ground moving a few inches north.

Found the tragically smug fellow Los Angeleno who after the big one will insist to all his friends he knew it was coming the whole time

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Shit, it only now dawned on me that yureru is shake in Japanese.
>California
>shake

let's go

I'd buy that for a dollar

Sodom. It's what's for dinner

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I FOUND THE ORIGINAL

it's a lot worse, imo the original was pretty bad

soundcloud.com/pepecalifornia/yureru

These are the best slide threads.

Commiefornian here - I just started going to church and it is clear that theyouth pastor has been mk ultra'd. I'm doing all I can to fight these sick fucks. We need your prayers not you condemnations!

lol not bad for a commie

Tripss and it's just the bay area and LA.

Tfw when you may live to:
Sink full court shots to the dismay of hispanics
Surf a tidal wave into steve buscemi's cadillac
Ride the night wind into combat
Watch trannies die
Plunge the entire planet into chaos
Then smoke a full flavored cigarette
Pretty good feels bros

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may God have mercy on ur soul, user

Why is there so much earthquake activity in northeastern Alaska in the past day?

Dude we're not commies, we're the war prisoners of commies - there's a difference

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Even the tectonic plates are pissed how fucking hot it is down here in CA

>posting Fat Owens
>not green texting
cringe
stockholm syndrome?

Try defeated spirit

but you learned well from your masters

I'm defeated enough bro don't an hero me

meh, at least you have your heros to look upto like Yvette Felarca

Before we are swept out to sea let me be the first LA user to profusely apologize to America and the rest of the world for not opposing and destroying these latte liberals when we had (?) the chance
Erect a monument to us
Pic related suggestion
Farewell

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There will be Tidal Waves and Master Hand will be playable in Smash Ultimate. Check my 5.

i love you user.

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Confirmed.
Been having nightmares of Earthquakes. People are talking about it. I saw 3 tectonic plates fly by around Sunset. The energy feels 'negative'. Things have been good for way to long here, last time it felt this way was 2007.
t. Califag

ameme