I'm going to visit America soon.
What kind of body armor should I wear so I don't get shot?
I'm going to visit America soon
Blake Harris
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Carson Flores
Are you bringing your woman with you?
Zachary Watson
Just dress in dirty rags with piss stains. If you have nothing anyone wants you will breeze through even the dankest ghetto.
Brody Reyes
you should be fine as long as you avoid baltimore, chicago, and detroit.
Luke Murphy
just be careful your head doesn't explode from the freedom, hanz.
Noah Davis
A Star of David you'll be untouchable
Julian Torres
You should wear the kind where you actually educate yourself on the exaggerated nature of "gun violence" in America and about making less threads that belong on Jow Forums
Aiden Clark
Keksimus lel maximus
Isaiah Hall
bait
Andrew Price
A demographic map.
Anthony Long
Fuck off, were full faggot.
Connor Williams
You need to cover every inch of your body in armor, eyes included. Ones with seeing slits obviously. Basically, the niggers here will do something where they stalk someone foreign for a few days, then phone other gang members to cut you off when you're not expecting it at an intereection, then they'll pull over and mag dump into you. If you have enough armor this won't work and you can run them over. Be careful. I heard some guys in the south got their tires taken out and then some nog launched an RPG into his truck, body armor won't save you then. The CIA really fucked us by dumping Iraqi surplus weapons into the ghetto.
Caleb Edwards
100 lbs of body fat should do the trick. That's what we do.
Robert Lewis
Bring your Iron Man armor!! Preferably Hulk Buster!!
Bentley Johnson
3A in a gray plate carrier.
Jaxon Watson
Chances are... If you're german... You're going to get shot no matter what you wear.
Andrew Moore
wear a rainbow shirt, purple pants, and maga hat to blend in with the locals
Nicholas Jackson
Just go get lost in the hood and suck a niggas dick white boy
David Peterson
where are you visiting
Jayden Turner
and wear new balances
Hudson Taylor
Stay out of major cities other than Pittsburgh, don't bring refugees with you. Do all that and you'll be fine eurotrash.
James Torres
Something that will stop 7.62x52mm you should be able to purchase it at our port of entry.
Chase Clark
He’s leaving her behind for Muhammed
John Peterson
just wear the stab vest you use to prevent Mohammad from knifing you.
Jordan Myers
Don't germans get a free suicide vest at the local islamic customs agency.
Xavier Morales
>Try a kippah. Somehow all the people wearing them always seem to be just out of harm's way watching when shit goes down.
Jonathan Young
Self-burn, kek
Kevin Reed
The Jew is known for its conflict evasion tactics.
>youtube.com
Grayson Scott
A gun in your belt
David Edwards
>coming to america
>doesn't want to get shot
you'd be missing a critical piece of our culture that so many tourists love
Luis Torres
If you come to deptford I'll buy you a gift. You won't but I just want internet friends.
It will just be a balloon.
Levi Cox
Tripadvisor is that way >>>>>>>
Jow Forums isn't your advice column, Ahmed
Tyler Martinez
You should take a loose, watery shit all over the 9/11 memorial. The people in the towers that died were sacrificed by Jesus Christ to please Allah.
Colton Smith
White skin
Juan Bell
Anywhere you are at risk of being shot, you have no business being there in the first place. If you are worried about mass shootings look up concealed carry laws more guns = less shooting. Also going to a white area never hurt anyone.
Jayden King
You should already have experience from having to dodge knives and pipe bombs from all the mussies in your third world country.
Kayden Ramirez
unironically this.
Ethan Brown
Just stay out of soulless liberal hellholes and you’ll be fine.
Grayson Perez
Pretty good. I didn't think McFarlane still told real jokes.