Ask a Brazilian anything

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What country are you from?

Do all Brazilian girls love anal sex? And why do they like it?

My Dad is Portuguese and My mom is Native

So I can consider myself as de Facto Brazilian

Culture maybe

Why can’t you just burn down the favelas and be done with it?

Because (((Human Right))) organization's would kill our reputation at UN

Btw now daily happens Operations in Rio favelas

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What's the craziest shit you've seen?

Have you witnessed types of street justice?

Ever seen bestgore videos from Brazil?

What's the best kind of flip flops?

>What's the craziest shit you've seen?
UFOs in my uncle Farm
That day was trully crazy

>Have you witnessed types of street justice?
Yep
I live in Rio, so this happen everytime

>Ever seen bestgore videos from Brazil?
Yep, but i'm not a Gore enthusiast

>What's the best kind of flip flops?
Havaianas
100% National Industry

Ook ook eek ook, ook eek eek?
>Throws feces

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E aê, Anão.

Talk about our free heathcare system.

Do you have a good recipe for monkey soup?

audible kek

When are we organizing to create a christian based identity with a fascist government and state sponsored eugenics program?

Tell me about the conservative candidate, I haven't followed this at all. What's going on in general. Is Lula actually running as a candidate while in prison?

Why didn't you get shot so far?

Not OP here.
For now, yes, he is running.

The voter preference polls shows:
Lula, 37%; Bolsonaro, 18%; Marina, 6%; Ciro, 5%; Alckmin, 5%.

We deserve our shit country.

lol you're fucked.

Have you tried Sopa de Macaco? Is it good?

Essa manteiga ai parça!!!11!!

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UMA DELICIA

When Bolsanaro wins the election will you be working a white collar job at the South capitol or will you be fighting the hunger games in the North?

F

I know. At least, if the law bar Lula, Bolsonaro get 20%+. They're taking too long, even with the law of 'Ficha Limpa'.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ficha_Limpa

I live in Rio de Janeiro, and our future governor can be a corrupter thief too already jailed, called Anthony Garotinho.

Actually, Qualy is better.

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Moving to portugal, my white ancestor :^)

How many niggers does it take to change a lightbulb?

just one
He bangs ur wife while you do the heavy work :DD

Damn, is that how it works in Brazil? That's fucked up.

What have you done to spread the word of our lord Bolsonaro today?

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How come Brazilian fart porn is the face of BRAAAP culture? Are all girls like that? How would they feel about a y’all white guy breathing in their BRAAAPS?

We don't speak portuguese. Link videos of them raiding the favelas and shooting up niggers if anything.