/ptg/ President Trump General - BANNED IN BRITAIN EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
promiseskept.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpTweet - The Incredible People of ICE&CBP 8/20/18
youtu.be/UYknB6KbMf0
>Pres Trump/VP Pence/HSDSec Nielsen Honoring ICE/CBP 8/20/18
c-span.org/video/?449998-1/
>FLotUS Melania/HHSSec Azar/others @Cyberbullying Summit in Rockville MD 8/20/18
c-span.org/video/?449967-3/
c-span.org/video/?449967-1/
c-span.org/video/?449967-2/
>PressSec Sarah on Huckabee pt2 8/20/18
youtu.be/KL2TeF6v8fo
>ActICEDir Vitello on FoxNews 8/20/18
youtu.be/JdJfQmpPOK8
>RNCChair McDaniel on FBN 8/20/18
youtu.be/2x_7C5AQB0g
>Giuliani on FoxNews 8/20/18
youtu.be/NLDoJMoleBQ
>DoDVideo: C-17 Globemaster III 8/20/18
youtu.be/Am6-Kdiwfpo
>StateDep Foreign Press Brief (DepAsstSoS Wells) 8/20/18
youtu.be/lFr8NQUWqd4
>AgriSec Perdue on Forest Improvement Strategy 8/16/18
c-span.org/video/?449862-1/
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive @WH 8/19/18
youtu.be/t5zEEIyqMDA
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in DC 8/19/18
youtu.be/O9QhrIFjP1A
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania depart NJ 8/19/18
youtu.be/KZ-AJSCDHpo
>Giuliani on SunMornFutures 8/19/18
youtu.be/Xbeme0nGwIU
>Giuliani on MeetThePress 8/19/18
youtu.be/DqZN-rNA2qY
>NSA Bolton on ABCNews 8/19/18
youtu.be/Xx9QofZvaas
>PressSec Sarah on Huckabee 8/18/18
youtu.be/rCaXeW-J8n0
>Giuliani on JudgeJeanine 8/18/18
youtu.be/-7MG45-px-E

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youtube.com/watch?v=1y_LRBXRrS4
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Go Trump

>tfw holding in pee to bake on time

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MAGA

Fuck traitors.

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Proxyfag or take a photo from outside your window, I wanna see this shit.

THREAD THEME:

youtube.com/watch?v=IEN-UvdhMYw

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so what happened today

The future is dark.
Will hope ever rise again?

Then let them live on nuclear fire alongside China, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Israel and the entirety of Africa.
For the betterment of the world.

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Oi m8, gotta license for this thread?

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why does she sometimes seem semi retarded in gifs

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>22
Back from the future, I see.

she's /ourgirl/

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oi

m8

HOLY FUCK RARE

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BREAKING NEWS

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yasss

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It begins.
>madlaughter
>upset at jokes

cool link

i hope they're bold enough to tell them to fuck off

How long until jolly old England bans aluminum foil?

send with date stamp hand-written and with /ptg/ on it or it didn't happen

Hello, America-if-there-were-only-niggers.

Is she secretly working for Trump?

Projektred is half the polish economy they could probably get poland to declare war on other countries at this point.

Literally what?

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Probably doing it now since they monitor this thread alongside the others.

I stand corrected, delivered. You white or working with a Chinese company? Or just the only African with a computer? Also, what are the cannibals like?

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where can I take the mensa test?

Yes, that's true

Scared yet drumpf-shits???

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>controlled oppo
probably desu

lmap guy is on some serious meds

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just gotta keep the senate
the house is irrelevant since we're not going to pass anything important anyway

Part of her charm.

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kek has McKiwi responded to that yet?

lmao

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yavapia? what the fuck is that?

When will Trump go after Soros? I want the Trump Curse to hit this guy more than Obama, Hillary, and Brennan put together.

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would you prefer it if the Chinese took over America from the Jews?

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Jow Forums movies:
Lonely are the Brave (1962)
Spartacus (1960)
Bad Company (1972)
The 317th Platoon (1965)
The Spy Who Came in from the Cold (1965)
A Time to Love and a Time to Die (1958)
Ikiru (1952)
The Browning Version (1951)
Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence (1983)
Red Dawn (1984)
Big Wednesday (1978)
Major Dundee (1965)
The Big Country (1958)
The Best Years of Our Lives (1946)
Letter from an Unknown Woman (1948)
The Four Feathers (1939)
Jean de Florette + Manon of the Spring (1986)
Man in the Wilderness (1971)
M (1931)
The Blue Max (1966)
Executive Action (1973)
Hidden Agenda (1990)
How Green Was My Valley (1941)
Rocco and His Brothers (1960)
The Emigrants + The New Land (1971)
Barabbas (1961)
Mishima (1985)
Zulu (1964)
Dark of the Sun (1968)
Fail-Safe (1964)
The Eagle Has Landed (1976)
The Birth of a Nation (1915)
A History of Violence (2005)
The Right Stuff (1983)
The Long Goodbye (1973)
The Conversation (1974)
Dien Bien Phu (1992)
The Man Who Would Be King (1975)
Network (1976)
Sorcerer (1977)
Three Days of the Condor (1975)
The Kremlin Letter (1970)
Drug War (2013)
The Dogs of War (1980)
To Live and Die in LA (1985)
The Day of the Jackal (1973)
Conan the Barbarian (1982)
The Flight of the Intruder (1991)
Ride the High Country (1962)
Das Boot (1981)
The Thing (1981)
Seven Days in May (1964)
The Bridge (1959)
Funeral in Berlin (1966)
Bullitt (1968)
The Counselor (2013)

I'm an American here for a some work.

a county named after injuns

Fraud!

Here's the joke faggots on Twitter are rectally pained about:

twitter.com/CyberpunkGame/status/1031445772133388288

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A-Are we still positing Markota?

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lol deal with it faggots

Gorgeous woman

>mathematician

what'd she mean by this?

i will take your list so it's not for nothing, think i've seen some of these.

Okay, nevermind. I'll go back to lurking.

Stay safe and never relax fren

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>Finally fall for the pharmaceutical Jew
>can't stop fapping

The memes are real frens, don't repeat my mistakes

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Exquisite.

>fuck off...
no ((They)) Live
or Capricorn One?

You gotta love how James Gunn makes these horrendous pedo tweets and the left is completely silent, but go crazy over pic related.

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Has anyone in here ever sharted?

Its 3 am, i woke up and had gas about an hour ago. I pushed REAL HARD cause i wanted to get back to sleep, and let out a massive, and i mean MASSIVE....
Shart.

Stimulant? It doesn't sound like it's working for you, get off of it sooner rather than later.

that;s my kind of poetry

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I didn't say it was comprehensive, I haven't seen capricorn one but They Live is one of the common recommendations that is actually worth viewing. Too many of the common recs are either just "kewl" or plain gay

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sometimes if you twist your body so your ass opens at a different angle a humongous log will fall out of nowhere.

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Three years ago on easter sunday I ate a huge brunch and that night ran 13 miles because I was training for a marathon, I ended up totally shitting my pants, I walked two miles to my in-laws' house, snuck in the back while they were asleep, cleaned myself up and threw my underwear in a neighbor's trash bin.

That's not even anti-trans it's just anti-sjw.

MAGA
Remember this? kek

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Haha, I ate at a dinner buffet at a restaurant in a neighboring country and spent the next two days with various fluids streaming from every orifice. It was not fun.

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I want to see him in court, staring blankly as his sentence is read out.
Of course he'll probably get off with nothing because muh "I'm old" defense.

Have a good nigh guys, deal great with the anti-American propaganda, better than I can do.

night*

no but I once took a shit so huge it clogged the toilet of the railway station; I tried flushing it down and it just overflowed and was all over the floor kek

if your old enough to still be doing what hes doing then hes old enough to go to jail

Man I miss HWNDU.

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but i got a hole in my benis, finland

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got me but delet pls

EMBRACE ISLAM
youtu.be/8u-jkbPg6vo

Even your cuck SecState Pompeo submits to Islam: twitter.com/secpompeo/status/1031519754220187648?s=21

Cute girls are cute, and everyone loves cute girls, so there's more shekels to be had being qt than going balls-deep in a meme degree whose productive aspects have been outsourced to physics, chemistry, and biology.

nope, it's this

youtube.com/watch?v=1y_LRBXRrS4

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WRONG its THIS
youtube.com/watch?v=9EcjWd-O4jI
WHO ELSE HIGH ENERGY

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Rate my OC, I think it’s 2/10 because it’s missing something

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>lonely are the brave
>dark of the sun
wew lad, nice list

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add this picture to it

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>gross

Oh boy what are infantile numales whining about this week?

youtube.com/watch?v=PBAl9cchQac

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Don't dog your frens m8

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we MUST stick together

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It feels so good to know how unhappy Hillary has been for the past nearly 2 years.

lmao

Oh they never fail to disappoint with the crazy anymore.

>foundation of the genre
>literally a game mechanic where you go crazy and maybe suicide from too much augmentation
>disturbing parallels with real life hit too close to home for them
>it's william gibson's fault

lmao

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Look at that disgusting creature

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did you snort any gunpowder, mr. warlord?

sauce?