AUS/POL/ STOP PETER "LITERALLY HITLER" EDITION

>Opt Out of MHR
myhealthrecord.gov.au/for-you-your-family/opt-out-my-health-record

>Chinese Influence on our Major parties
pastebin.com/uA67FWaj

>Scandals for Labor and the Unions
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>Peter Dutton resigns ministerial position after leadership challenge
archive.fo/MofpM#selection-242.0-242.1

>PM Turnbull survives no confidence motion
archive.fo/ZWQyN

>Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull narrowly beats Peter Dutton in leadership vote, turmoil to continue
archive.fo/u6c5Y

>Assistant treasurer Michael Sukkar offers to resign as Peter Dutton makes pitch to voters
archive.fo/SEdtW#selection-1332.0-1332.1

>Malcolm Turnbull is mortally wounded and Peter Dutton knows there is blood in the water
archive.fo/pAaX9#selection-318.0-318.1

>It's over: the Coalition has cracked under the strain of the PM's hardcore haters
unv.is/theguardian.com/australia-news/2018/aug/21/its-over-the-coalition-has-cracked-under-the-strain-of-the-pms-hardcore-haters

>Fact check: Are Muslims in NSW and Victoria three times more likely than other groups to be convicted of crimes?
archive.fo/yeb73#selection-386.0-386.1

>Business leaders slam Turnbull Government's 'destructive' energy backflip
archive.fo/0fzC9#selection-318.0-318.1

>African-Australian rapper KUDZAI takes aim at gang stereotypes
archive.fo/9WfNK#selection-318.0-318.1

>High profile independent has Liberals nervous in Wagga Wagga byelection
unv.is/baka.com.au/politics/nsw/high-profile-independent-has-liberals-nervous-in-wagga-wagga-byelection-20180820-p4zymi.html

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Everybody say something nice to ASIO ITT

hey asio, IM A TERRORIST!
teehee

I'm just here to observe aus/pol/ violent behaviour patterns.

How can I donate money to Peter Dutton

guys i dont know what to do honestly?
become a tradie, and holiday to asia whever i can
or
do some uni degree and teach english in asia and live there for a few years???

Get in good with Chang and rip off your fellow countrymen lad

stop asking this dumb question you retarded zoomer scumbucket cuntbag

Get Up is legit sponsored by Soros.
Is Dutton our guy?

uni but don't live in asia

unironically yes

evening lads

no he isn't

Anyone within the LNP is definitely not /our guy/

Peter dutton is a retard

This is like thread #4 holy shit lads

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It's TOM time everyone!

Make sure to tune in to ABC2 and get a LOAD full of smart jokes and other funny stuff!


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Okay then, Bill Shorten Prime Minister when?

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lol people liked him worse than turnbull

t. bill "shorten" my man titties

>he's not watching tom ballard that he paid with his taxes with his bros

iview.abc.net.au/show/abc2-live-stream

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>shorten
no, he's a fucking cunt. the only one worse than him is that idiot in charge of the greens.

leadership spills are fun times

Hahahahah these wacky immigrants, am I right?!

Just can't get enough of Peter Dutton!!

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>kid saying I've been here 180 days
>audience goes awwwww

Good so far

when hell freezes over

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Business idea: Prime Minister Sarah Hanson-Young.

If you fall for the welfare cheats meme neck yourself.

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Not even Greens voters like SHY

Old Tom's drug habbit might suffer through this short outage..

Hopefully Charlie Pickling will hold him over for a "Shorten" while!

>Watching abc

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are you the one that made this?

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Ok I don’t trust Jew Monopoly money any more . What will keep value after they do us like 1920s Germany then skip town back to Israel leaving us holding piles of useless money ?
Gold
Lithium
Platinum
Tobacco/drugs
Help I am scared

2

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Hey there! Another Tom fan!!!

Haha that would go down well

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Found wally lads

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I really like Dutton. He has done a great job as border minister etc. But I honestly dont think he is PM material. Bit I also do not think that Turnbull is either.
So who can we have as PM then if not either of these guys? Certainly not Morrisson, certainly not Bishop and certainly not Cash.
Who????

Really makes you think

LEADERSHIP SPILLLLLLLLLLL

YUUEEWEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!

Nazbol Bill For The Win

foreign funded NGO's should be fucking banned

Abbott

Nope, but it's not wrong

This

shorten

>taking off your "AGE WAR NOW" namefaggetry and pretending that others support your shitty opinion

How do we fix the pension lads? Can we meme it into the public domain?

Maybe
LOL

Just read the latest attempt to brainwash children to accept migrants.

news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/good-news/letter-writing-campaign-to-children-stuck-on-nauru-offers-glimmer-of-hope/news-story/b63797868f235423946aecf5311d4518

Surprise, surprise the author is a kike.
>AJDS co-founder, June Factor also founded Befriend a Child in Detention
ajds.org.au/2016/04/befriendachild/

Jow Forums is always right.

Dibs also women are funny

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He would be better than malcom in the middle

it still fucking shocks me that the RAAF, one of the most advanced air forces on the entire planet, easily equal pilot for pilot and jet for jet with giants like the american air force and navy, is a fraction of this. we spend like $500m a year on maintaining our old hornets, that's less than we spend on our rail lines.

why don't we just cut the stupid fucking family tax benefit and give the money to the navy or army instead?

based

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/who Queenslandah/ here?

Turnbull finna get MAROON'D

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Aye.

He is. But challenging the leadership now was a mistake. He should have waited til after the election

Baby boomers!!!

Wrist injuries?!?!

>Peter Dutton was a cop
>people went sheepish in the crowd when they found out
>oh but we're meant to like cops

cheshire cat? why?

>challenging the leadership now was a mistake
being this shortsighted; check back in 3 months

>why don't we just cut the stupid fucking family tax benefit
or we could cutcut the DSP and boomer pensions by a small fraction, increase the sales tax and this country would be wealthy as fuck

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Turnbull was going to get btfo by Labor anyway. I can get behind a Dutton led opposition based around agitation

68% if Australia's marketplace is controlled by Coles and Woolies (I love Woolies tho)

The more jews own, aye?

What money does the military bring in currently?
I'm all for militarism but to justify it you need them to conquer lands to grow the national wealth.

Romans didn't have a renowned military for self-defence.

He probably would, but our sjw public dislike him most of all. He wouldnt last. Perhaps we need a few years of someone else as PM - give the sjw public time to be turned into mature human beings in touch with reality. Once this happens, Dutton could reign for 2 terms

The army dude from Perth or James Paterson. Both young solid conservatives

>cut dsp

Neets we’ll unionise and strike

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Not worth going to uni if you get a 50 ATAR. Not worth being a tradie if your an autist. fucking weeabo.

we are like germanic auxiliaries, our military does was the Americans tell it to do. Hence why a random country in Asia has soldiers in the middle of buttfuck Syria for no reason other than American geopolics

We /ptg/ now

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See We're not winning the next election. Better to let cuckbull lose and install Dutton as opposition leader

>Neets
scary.

I'd be more scared of the retards getting on TV and telling some sob story to garner support

shieeet

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>Patterson

The cunt has never had a real job and his childhood aspiration was to be a politician. Doesn’t matter the party, don’t trust anyone who that applies too.

>this music
Jesus Christ do we have anything good coming out of Australia any more?

>thread #4
>says #3

So after the vote in parliament this morning Dutton has stood down from his position as Minister for Home Affairs (as is customary in the Westminster system) which will be looked after by Scott Morrison until a replacement is decided. Question is who will fill the spot? Morrison was key in Operation Sovereign Borders under Abbott's coalition.

was pretty fucking boring wasn't it

>we're not winning the next election
mate, who the fuck is WE? I'm not a liberal voter? Who the fuck even votes anymore?? Shorten for PM for all I care, he seems alright.

boi, I'm just waiting for the triple threat:
>Peep show
>Worrkaholics
>Archer

Dutton will be PM within the week and hopefully Andrew ‘I’ve killed actual muslims’ Hastie will be immigration minister.

i'm conflicted about cutting the DSP, i know a lot of cunts who are on it for stupid reasons (one mate has a completely fucking insane mum who forces him to stay inside all day without working so she can spend the money on clothes and wine, another has "anxiety disorder" which is probably PTSD from that time she totally wasn't raped but she denies it) but caring for people with serious disabilities is really expensive. i can see how pensions might need to be cut, but really that depends on a lot of things that i'm not educated on.

really i just want a full investigation into all social security spending. there are far too many people collecting bullshit payments. i know at least 15 people who are using the family tax benefit to pay for beer, most of them don't spend anything on the kids out of that money and somehow at the end of the week are broke regardless.

administration on all levels of government needs to go too. i am so fucking sick of government administration. half of the people working in government need to be fired and told to get actual fucking jobs.


the military gives us regional security. don't think that indonesia wouldn't happily bomb us if it would improve their economy. the military will also be very important over the next few decades as china tries to bully everyone in the pacific.

andrew hastie looks like he's up and coming, probably why the ABC has started critising the SAS

>I'm literally retarded
Righto champ

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The Cormannator

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We need something like this but about chinks our cities turning into chinaland

youtube.com/watch?v=_QzcrflqDCg

>shorten seems alright

Politics aside, Shorten is a total piece of shit.

easy solution - kill the retards and sacrifice anybody over 75 who can't "cope" without "care $$$".

Based infographic, thanks anti-boomer

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hey, ASIO do you know how i can get a job at ASIO

that would make us no better than china. we need to be better than china so we can justify killing chinese citizens by the thousands in 2030.

>being so shocked at a differing opinion that you just shouting obscenities
not an argument dumbfwiend

>the military gives us regional security
So would a nuke.

God I want to believe.

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so would nuclear power, which we need.

Sorry m8, will only hire chinese nationals for our diversity drive :^)

I fucking hate Shorten when he goes on about the working class and the battlers or whatever. He went to private school, got a cushy union office job and then went into politics, he's literally never been in the real world.

What's worse is that he calls cuckbull out of touch when in reality he's on par with him.

Indeed.

Business idea: Nuclear power and a few dozen nukes.

Tones having the time of his life.

Going to have a dozen resignations by tomorrow, Dutton is leader within days and he will not allow any moderates in the front bench.

Maybe even Abbott will pick up a new title and we get to see him rile up Labor again.

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and women