HAPPENING!!! HAPPENING!!! HAWAII GETTING HIT BY CAT4/5 HURRICANE WITHIN 48 HOURS

Not sure if I prefer volcanocane or hurricano

Hurricane threads are comfy threads.

HURRICANE LANE STATS AS OF 5AM HST:

>CATEGORY 4 MAJOR HURRICANE
>MAX SUSTAINED WINDS OF 150 MPH
>LOCATION: 14.1 N 152.3 W
>MOVING WEST AT 12 MPH
>PRESSURE: 964 MB

STATEMENT FROM THE CENTRAL PACIFIC HURRICANE CENTER:
>MAJOR HURRICANE LANE STILL MOVING WEST BUT EXPECTED TO MAKE A TURN TOWARD THE HAWAIIAN ISLANDS LATER THIS WEEK... ...HURRICANE WATCH ISSUED FOR HAWAII AND MAUI COUNTIES... SUMMARY OF 500 AM HST...1500 UTC...INFORMATION ---------------------------------------------- LOCATION...14.1N 152.3W ABOUT 450 MI...725 KM SSE OF KAILUA-KONA HAWAII ABOUT 620 MI...995 KM SE OF HONOLULU HAWAII MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS...150 MPH...240 KM/H PRESENT MOVEMENT...W OR 275 DEGREES AT 12 MPH...19 KM/H MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE...950 MB...28.06 INCHES

USEFUL LINKS:
>prh.noaa.gov/cphc/
>ready.gov/hurricanes
>nhc.noaa.gov

MODELS:
>ventusky.com/?p=37.4;-122.1;5&l=temperature-2m&t=20180820/03
>windy.com

I hope it annihilates the little shitskinned island(s).

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We are so fucked. Once Lane dumps her massive load on top of the Volcano, the magma will build pressure and cause another major eruption

This is God's wrath for Obama.

nvm def hurricano

hurricane but made out of lava it will be extremely based

VOLCANOCANE niggah

There were threads almost every day.

DO NOT GO ON THS FEMA BARGES THEY WILL DISAPPEAR YOU FOREVER

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Trump curse for 9th circuit court too.

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black people arent british

Based

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>WTF IM IN HAWAII WHY DIDNT ANYBODY WARN ME OF THIS SHIT????

Rest in pieces!

Worrying and sad if true, but not necessarily political outside of the impact on international relief efforts and disaster fund spendings.

Hawaiifag here, am I going to die? I live on a house that's 2 feet above sea level. Pic related is my back yard.

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What happen to the volcano shit?

Oh holy shit I forgot! The concave region of that volcano is slanted! Pointed directly at the island! This means that if enough pressure builds up it will restructure the volcano into a massive volcano, when it blows Hawaii's main hub will be gone.

Read this seven times.

Hawaii is going to be destroyed by both a category 5 hurricane and a massive volcano.

Hawaii is going to be destroyed by both a category 5 hurricane and a massive volcano

Hawaii is going to be destroyed by both a category 5 hurricane and a massive volcano

Hawaii is going to be destroyed by both a category 5 hurricane and a massive volcano

Hawaii is going to be destroyed by both a category 5 hurricane and a massive volcano

Hawaii is going to be destroyed by both a category 5 hurricane and a massive volcano

Hawaii is going to be destroyed by both a category 5 hurricane and a massive volcano

This is what happens when a state goes blue for too long and the Trump curse takes effect. You heard it here first folks. Buy popcorn

hulacaust back on the menu boys

If lane the cane dont get ya fema spooks will

WHERE IS THAT DRAWFAG WHO DREW THICC IRMA LAST YEAR?? WE NEED A T H I C C LANE

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If the slump falls into the ocean tsunamis all over the Pacific

Dude don't waste time, get the fuck to the center of an island. Be the first one into the shelter. Get off Jow Forums and prepare. If you can't get a shelter then dig a hole into your house and get into it. I'm serious nigga don't waste time.

Probably.
user if you don't get KO'd by the Volcano or Hurricane currently threatening you, do remember that we've been getting more and more earthquakes along the ring of fire (including a 8.2 recently) so I'm sure a tsunami could still wipe your island out.

You're fucking right.

nooooo
dat sucks

You need to cut those trees down and make a raft asap.

is kilauea still a thing?

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With enough pressure from the rain it could cause an 8.0+ magnitude erruption and bump the slump

Stop panic, people who live there surely know better than you. Not the first hurricane, you know.

based
redpilled

BUT SERIOUSLY

Is this stage one of China's hyper war? They are about to seize control of South Africa (via BRICS and blacl enabled white genocide) and this hurricane and volcano business could be a killshot on America's force projection for the forseeable future.

good, fuck em, they're anti american and i'll be glad if they're all wiped away

CAN'T STUMP THE SLUMP

Do they though? So many people end up regretting toughing out hurricanes. This one has a active caved in volcano in its path.

Coconut niggers btfo

Holy fuck

this is some final destination shit

Too bad it won't happen
>didgeridoo confirms

Will Gloom go live?

Welp, I guess we had it coming to us

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Consider evacuation. Call in sick, go visit family far away.

HYPERCANE LANE

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GAME ON JAPAN YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ME YA FUCKING NIPS

Just like Texas it’s the tards that move here and the tards with short memories that’ll become victims because they don’t know what to do. The longer the length of time since the last hurricane the greater the impact. Take this tard for example.

Coconuts are flying past my house, it’s happening

U ded nigga

>Do they though?
Yeah they do.
Spent two months in Hawaii, in a region that was hit pretty hard in 1992 (some damage is still around)
Quit a lot of them have a backpack ready, containing their personal documents and other essential stuff.

Let alone that there are sirens all around, warning people to evacuate.

Tourists on the other hand, might be fucked in certain cases.

good. hawaii is filled with degenerate methheads. i hope they fucking drown

I'm from Texas. IF THE STORM DOESNT GET YOU FEMA WILL

NO ONE IS PREPARED FOR THE VOLCANO BLOWING

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT THE CPHC UPDATES FORECASTS EBERY 6 HOURS AT 5AM, 11AM, 5PM, AND 11PM HAWAII STANDARD TIME (HST) OR 11AM, 5PM, 11PM, AND 5AM EASTERN STANDARD TIME (EST)

I lived in Florida for two decades, hurricanes suck ass. THOUGH a category 5 on an island that small is nightmare fuel. Now is the time to panic.

980 millibars is a weak hurricane faggot

Below 970 is when you should be worried

Literally red with magma

Rest in pieces bitch

FUCK YES

*HAWAI'I

Checked

FEMA IS NOT YOUR FRIEND! THEY HAVE BARGES READY TO STEAL YOU

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Its a shield volcano, let alone the fact that Hawaii had its last volcanic erruption this year.

T R U M P E D

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4.6 quake in Canada, happening end of the world as we know it

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You people are fucking overhyping this

A Cat 5 at that level is almost impossible, the shear will make sure the cyclone doesn’t get above cat 5. And the waters around Hawai’i are slightly cooler which isn’t great conditions for a storm. But Hawai’i should still prepare

Fuck Hawaii I fucking hate those fucking people, also fuck the rock!

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=nd8ZneBlark

It's still very active

I hope the Eyewall hits that faggot Judge's house

Also you tards are looking at the 3 Day track, but personally I think this 5 day is off so carry on

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Saving pic. Won't look the same on Friday. lol

Thursday my dude.

PRAISE TARANIS, YOU MUST PRAISE HIM FOR THIS GIFT OF STORM!

IT IS A GIFT! WORSHIP IT.

I know that it is active and adds additional stress for the people living around it, but at the end of the day it is just a shield volcano.
The erruption is not that bad compared to stratovolcanoes

enjoy your last luau coconut niggers dis gon be da bigin

Maybe if BJ Penn snorts enough coke, and does enough meth, he could submit the hurricane.

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YOU MUST VIDEO STORM SURGES, YOU MUST VIDEO IT ALL. OUR GIFT FROM TARANIS MUST BE RECORDED FOR ALL ETERNITY!

PRAISE HIM.

It's definitely nebulous. Current models are showing that Lane will likely sit her fat ass on top of Hawaii through the Weekend

the pol principle states that the number of capitalized words and exclamation points in the title is inversely related to the severity of a happening. nothing serious will happen.

Yeah 6.9 is what ignited it in the first place. 8.0+ won't be good.

Press S to shit on their graves.

Hawaii literally has a Jewish Senator, and Hawaii's disctric court judge was one of the main ones opposing Trump's immigration laws.

I hope millions of them fucking die.

When is this supposed to actually make contact with Hawaii? You faggots have been talking about this for days. By the time it hits Hawaii, it will be weak.

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Hahahaha look at dis niggah, I hope you get assblasted by a flying coconut island nigger.

Dear Hawaiianfags who don't want to evacuate. Do stream your shit. If you'll be about to die, say that antifa was outside your house, threatening you to stay and you will die because of far left and democrats supporting such terrorists. Don't let your death be in vain.
Preferably though, do ensure you will survive. Evacuate, for example.

Really getting millage outta that DEW laser

Tropical Storm Force Winds could arrive as early as tomorrow

AN ISLAND WILL DRIFT AWAY!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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