This is a story of a little boy name Theo, who woke up one morning and asked his mother, "Mom, what if there were no Black people in the world?" Well, his mother thought about that for a moment, and then said, "Son, follow me around today and let's just see what it would be like if there were no Black people in the world." Mom said, "Now go get dressed, and we will get started."
A WORLD WITHOUT BLACK PEOPLE
Xavier Sanders
Jason Brown
Theo ran to his room to put on his clothes and shoes. His mother took one look at him and said, "Theo, where are your shoes? And those clothes are all wrinkled, son. I must iron them." However, when she reached for the ironing board, it was no longer there.
You see Sarah Boone, a black woman, invented the ironing board, and Jan E. Matzelinger, a black man, invented the shoe lasting machine.
Robert Evans
As mom poured cereal for Theo, the news was all about trade agreements and museum exhibits. There was no violent crime the night before to report.
Wyatt Morgan
Because there were no black people to commit the crimes.
Zachary Lopez
As Mom and Theo stepped out of the house, there was no graffiti anywhere, and the music on the radio was upbeat and clean, because there were no blacks to grunt and scream about animalistic sex.
Brandon Anderson
YO LIL NIGGA BUY DIS MIXTAPE
"oh no we missed one, cried mommy"
Aiden Bennett
keksimus
Gabriel Rogers
As mom and Theo boarded the uptown bus, all of the passengers were friendly and sober. Some even read books or listened to classical music. One man was studying chess, in Latin. There were no blacks to make the commute dangerous, and the schools had not been turned into crumbling zoos. Alas, there were no blacks to ruin everything.
Robert Wilson
>lol teh blak is EVILBADIRTY. they can only bring us lofty whites down into the much
>pls pls pls do not pay attention to West Virginia or the south or Texas or any rural setting or
lol
Zachary Harris
>A WORLD WITHOUT BLACK PEOPLE
the jews would just find a new proxy army to use against western civilization.
It would be more effective to recruit them against the jews who are still angry at america for freeing them.
Dylan Wood
Masturbation is a sin.
Mason Ross
"Oh well," she said, "please go and do something to your hair." Theo ran in his room to comb his hair, but the comb was not there. You see, Walter Sammons, a black man, invented the comb.
Theo decided to just brush his hair, but the brush was gone. You see Lydia O. Newman, a black female, invented the brush.
Well, this was a sight: no shoes, wrinkled clothes, hair a mess. Even Mom's hair, without the hair care inventions of Madam C. Walker, well, you get the picture.
Caleb Long
While on the bus, Theo's mother asked him where in the world he would love to visit one day. Theo responded, "Africa". The most prosperous continent in the world, with beautiful locals and is a tourist destination for the world. He dreamed of seeing the Elephants and Rhinos
Parker Gray
Theo and mom stopped at the shopping mall, which still existed, because negroes had never driven shoppers away with their pants sagging and sexual harassment. Theo and mom purchased a pair of functional, well-designed athletic shoes for the upcoming school year. Blacks had never exerted pressure on the shoe market with welfare dollars, making shoes ugly and useless.
Jason Garcia
>primary concerns inspiring acts of intelligence
>shoes
>hair
>clothes
ha ha bigots, and look at them now!
Mason James
>invented the comb
Holy shit whoever wrote this should kill themselves back to nigger hell to fry like chicken for all eternity.
Aiden Jenkins
It always amazes me how utterly retarded people get on this topic. Do people genuinely believe that nobody figured out a brush before some nigger slave girl came around in the 18th century?
Camden Rivera
Theo and mom stopped at an Internet cafe. There were no egregious grammatical errors or embarrassing negroid spelling mistakes. The online community was pleasant and polite, and no dimwitted slang appeared, for no blacks were logging on to drag it into an 80-IQ gutter.
Connor Rogers
Mom told Theo, "Let's do our chores around the house and then take a trip to the grocery store." Theo's job was to sweep the floor. He swept and swept and swept. When he reached for the dustpan, it was not there. You see, Lloyd P. Ray, a black man, invented the dustpan.
So he swept his pile of dirt over in the corner and left it there. He then decided to mop the floor, but the mop was gone. You see, Thomas W. Stewart, a black man, invented the mop. Theo yelled to his Mom, "Mom, I'm not having any luck."
"Well, son," she said, "Let me finish washing these clothes, and we will prepare a list for the grocery store." When the wash finished, she went to place the clothes in the dryer, but it was not there. You see, George T. Samon, a black man, invented the clothes dryer.
Easton Parker
Fuck you. We are here to stay you ugly retarded mayosimian smegmaskin faggot dildo munchers. You shift to another country if you don't like us.
Liam Long
Mom asked Theo to go get a pencil and some paper to prepare their list for the market. So, Theo ran for the paper and pencil but noticed the pencil lead was broken. Well, he was out of luck because John Love, a black man, invented the pencil sharpener.
Mom reached for a pen, but it was not there because William Purvis, a black man, invented the fountain pen.
As a matter of fact, Lee Burridge invented the typewriting machine and W. A. Lovette the advanced printing press. Theo and his mother decided just to head out to the market.
Andrew Smith
The south is full of niggers sir idk if you know or not. But they kind of drug the lot down when they were freed
Noah Martin
Well, when Theo opened the door, he noticed the grass was as high as he was tall. You see, John Burr, a black man, invented the lawn mower. They made their way over to the car and found that it just wouldn't go. You see, Richard Spikes, a black man, invented the automatic gearshift, and Joseph Gammel invented the supercharge system for internal combustion engines. They also noticed that the few cars that were moving were running into each other and having wrecks because there were no traffic signals. You see, Garrett A. Morgan, a black man invented the traffic light.
Parker Murphy
"Gee, mom," Theo said. "It's only 9:30 am, and the world is seven billion percent better. I wish we would have gotten rid of black people years ago!'
"Me, too, son." said mom. "Me, too."
Mason Robinson
WE WUZ INVENTORS AND SHIET
Landon White
This. OP is just inserting niggers in front of important historical inventions saying "bix nood we inventud dis!"
Asher Sanchez
So this is a "WE WAS KANZS AND SHIT" thread
Jackson Morris
Well, it was getting late, so they walked to the market, got their groceries, and returned home. Just when they were about to put away the milk, eggs, and butter, they noticed the refrigerator was gone. You see John Standard, a black man, invented the refrigerator. So, they just left the food on the counter.
By this time, Theo noticed he was getting mighty cold. Mom went to turn up the heat, and what do you know? Alice Parker, a black female, invented the heating furnace. Even in the summertime, they would have been out of luck because Frederick Jones, a black man, invented the air conditioner.
Christian Bailey
What a lovely story. Thanks user. Isn't reality a sad tragedy?
Luke Richardson
>Well, it was getting late, so they walked to the market, got their groceries, and were then robbed and killed by niggers the end
Ian Stewart
>implying whites wouldn't have invented all that shit anyways
>implying Theo's house wasn't broken into by the Irish, who stole his damn shoes
Colton Reed
Theo and his mother sat at the kitchen table with their heads in their hands. When the father arrived, he asked, "Why are you sitting in the dark?" Why? Because Lewis Howard Latimer, a black man, invented the filament within the light bulb.
Theo quickly learned more about what it would be like if there were no black people in the world, especially if he were ever sick and needed blood. Dr. Charles Drew, a black scientist, found a way to preserve and store blood, which led to his starting the world's first blood bank.
Well, what if a family member had to have heart surgery? This would not have been possible without Dr. Daniel Hale Williams, a black doctor, who performed the first open-heart surgery.
So, if you ever wonder, like Theo, where would we be without black people? Well, it's pretty plain to see. We would still be in the DARK!
Dylan Hill
Firstly, that's almost entirely bullshit.
Secondly, it would be a small price to pay in order to live in a world without niggers.
Adam Stewart
We'd be in the dark of space if we didn't have the groid anchor tied to us. Our ancestors just had to have the fuckable farm equipment and we've been paying for it ever since
Hunter Nelson
LIFE WITHOUT BLACK PEOPLE
A very humorous and revealing story is told about a group of white people who were fed up with African Americans, so they joined together and wished themselves away. They passed through a deep dark tunnel and emerged in sort of a twilight zone where there is an America without black people.
At first these white people breathed a sigh of relief. At last, they said, “No more crime, drugs, violence and welfare. All of the blacks have gone!”
Then suddenly, reality set in. The “NEW AMERICA” is not America at all — only a barren land.
Lucas Sullivan
is this how delusional negroes are?
>ayo we invented hair care nigga
>ayo chu wipipo finna cut grass? dat wuz us nigga
>surgery???????? dat waz us nigga
>keeping things cold?????? yo chu finna be thankin us nigga
i get this is a shitpost and everything, but do they actually believe this shit?
also gonna channel my /o/ here, you'd be hard pressed to find a family car that is both auto and supercharged.
Charles King
Next month, Holocaust.
Jack Myers
1. There are very few crops that have flourished because the nation was built on a slave-supported system.
Henry Williams
One wonders how did people iron clothes before the invention of ironing board.
Oh wait maybe they've just put a clean rag on the table and it did the job!
Kevin White
2. There are no cities with tall skyscrapers because Alexander Mils, a black man, invented the elevator, and without it, one finds great difficulty reaching higher floors.
Charles Bennett
3. There are few if any cars because Richard Spikes, a black man, invented the automatic gearshift, Joseph Gambol, also black, invented the Super Charge System for Internal Combustion Engines, and Garrett A. Morgan, a black man, invented the traffic signals.
Jayden Hughes
4. Furthermore, one could not use the rapid transit system because its procurer was the electric trolley, which was invented by another black man, Albert R. Robinson.
Adam Peterson
>You see Sarah Boone, a black woman, invented the ironing board, and Jan E. Matzelinger, a black man, invented the shoe lasting machine.
A truly portable folding ironing board was first patented in Canada in 1875 by John B. Porter. The invention also included a removable press board used for sleeves.[6] In 1892 Sarah Boone obtained a patent in the United States.
Andrew Gray
5. Even if there were streets on which cars and a rapid transit system could operate, they were cluttered with paper because an African American, Charles Brooks, invented the street sweeper.
Tyler Peterson
niggers didnt do shit and if they did they were half or quarter nigger
Elijah Wood
6. There were few if any newspapers, magazines and books because John Love invented the pencil sharpener, William Purveys invented the fountain pen, and Lee Barrage invented the Type Writing Machine and W. A. Love invented the Advanced Printing Press. They were all, you guessed it, Black.
Sebastian Hernandez
>Walter Sammons
Niggers ruining the world
But the world left them long ago
Daniel Cook
Thomas Bennett
>Studying chess
>In Latin
Lolwtf
Brody Wilson
>Theo and his mother arrived at the theater later that day, except... it wasn't there!
>"You see Theo, Lashondo De Bixhood invented the idea of cracka ass crackas making pretend for his amusement"
Hudson Campbell
The same could be said about calculus and gravity
Asher King
7. Even if Americans could write their letters, articles and books, they would not have been transported by mail because William Barry invented the Postmarking and Canceling Machine, William Purveys invented the Hand Stamp and Philip Downing invented the Letter Drop.
Brandon Wilson
yea pretty much only the export crops used slave labor heavily.
Also as we learned from the experiences in Rome and the industrial revolution it was slavery that held back technology.
Thomas Watson
8. The lawns were brown and wilted because Joseph Smith invented the Lawn Sprinkler and John Burr the Lawn Mower.
9. When they entered their homes, they found them to be poorly ventilated and poorly heated. You see, Frederick Jones invented the Air Conditioner and Alice Parker the Heating Furnace. Their homes were also dim. But of course, Lewis Later invented the Electric Lamp, Michael Harvey invented the lantern and Granville T. Woods invented the Automatic Cut off Switch. Their homes were also filthy because Thomas W. Steward invented the Mop and Lloyd P. Ray the Dust Pan.
Brayden Scott
10. Their children met them at the door-barefooted, shabby, motley and unkempt. But what could one expect? Jan E. Matzelinger invented the Shoe Lasting Machine, Walter Sammons invented the Comb, Sarah Boone invented the Ironing Board and George T. Samon invented the Clothes Dryer.
Eli Ortiz
11. Finally, they were resigned to at least have dinner amidst all of this turmoil. But here again, the food had spoiled because another Black Man, John Standard invented the refrigerator.
Now, isn’t that something? What would this country be like without the contributions of Blacks, as African-Americans?
Martin Luther King, Jr. said, “by the time we leave for work, Americans have depended on the inventions from the minds of Blacks.” Black history includes more than just slavery, Frederick Douglass, Martin Luther King, Jr., Malcolm X, and Marcus Garvey and W.E.B. Dubois.
PLEASE SHARE, ABUNDANTLY
Austin Hernandez
yea I lol'd at that
Nathaniel Allen
Yes, niggers literally are this stupid.
Jaxon Nguyen
yes. they actually believe that nobody ever had access to combs, hairbrushes, shoes, doorknobs, ironing boards, etc before some negro patented his lamer, less advanced, shittier version in the 19th century.
every one of those claims except for the light bulb filament is nonsense, and the "light bulb filament inventor" wasnt the inventor he was a paid laborer in edison's lab.
who do you think signed the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel? Michelangelo, or the nigger who held the ladder for him?
Tyler Rodriguez
There's plenty of thousands of years old combs all around archaeology sites in the world, stop this nonsense
Bentley Diaz
see, thats just proof that We Wuz Kangz and you whytoid cave dwellers erased our glorious history!
Aiden Jenkins
Who Invented The First Refrigerator. The first inventor of the refrigerator was Oliver Evans in 1805, however William Cullen invented the process in 1748 and Jacob Perkins invented more practical improvements in 1834.
Stop sharing historical revisionism kikefag
Julian White
peanut butter? AIDS?
Alexander Garcia
Every time I think niggers can't get any stupider they prove me wrong.
Juan Brown
Austin Miller
13% of the US population. 50% of the murder.
Ayden Watson
I like how people pretend that only one person is capable of inventing something. As if no one has thought of a comb before.
Camden Williams
you will die in hell for your racism and you know it.
Nolan Mitchell
IQ is nothing but cause and effect thinking. IQ let's you enter wage cucking system (You do something you for others and get rewarded for this). IQ is used for domestication of others.
You can't enslave a person with very low IQ, because he will never understand that his actions have further consiquences, therefore he can't learn what you try to teach him
high IQ is the reason why our leaders enslave us
IQ = Slavery
Liberty is being free from IQ
Secondly, most of our current world leaders are psychopaths. Psychopaths (like absolute niggers) have no cause-effect thinking (very low IQ), Psychopaths use charm not facts to make us to stuff to them, therefore as they are our leaders, most of the they argue is completely made up and just lying to keep the IQ people working for them
WE ARE BEING ENSLAVED BY PSYCHOPATHIC NIGGERS WHO HIDE THEMSELVES IN WHITE SKINS. EVERYTHING YOU EVER HEARD IS A LIE AND COMPLETELY MADE UP, TO KEEP YOU SLAVING FOR THE SYSTEM. WHENEVER YOU TAKE A RESEARCH ON SOMETHING YOU WILL GET TO A DEAD END, IT IS WHEN THE PSYCHOPATHIC NIGGER FIRST TIME MADE THIS STUFF UP
Easton Reyes
correction.... 3%...blacks=12% black men=6% black men 18-35=3% responsible for greater than 55% of U.S homicide....saying 12% is gracious
Matthew Taylor
yes we know. we call those niggers "the jew"
Brayden Thompson
or 13%...fuck ever
David Harris
Yes, Jews have more nigger brains, but some Whites and Asians have them also
They have inheritated this from the African migrations to Eurasia
Jeremiah Evans
>LGBT
kek
Isaac Perry
We would probably be taking commercial, recreational flights through space, and living to 110 If we didn't have to waste 3/4 of our time, energy and money babysitting these god damned dirty apes.
Sebastian Reyes
>You see John Standard, a black man, invented the refrigerator.
>Wikipedia article for refrigerator
>History section
>First prototypes start appearing in the 18th century
>No mention of a John Standard
Why do this?
Luis Fisher
But most people here still don't understand that intellectualising and thinking is bad. There is no "Logic", it is collection of their lies. Only way to brake through is to stop using (((logic))) and (((reason)))
There is no logic behind their actions, they just lie because they started lying in the first place and they always act on their impulses. It is a circle
Hudson Gutierrez
The richest continent on Earth would be free for civilized people to settle and take advantage of.
Fewer endangered species would be endangered.
Murder/Rape/Crime/Welfare rates would be drastically lower in Western countries.
Basically there are no fucking negatives.
Kevin Price
Only way a civilization can exist because there are slaves or "voluntary" slaves who don't identify as one. They are being repressed and only taken advantage off. Middle class is the most brainwashed class. If people wan't to be free from them, they must NEVER do what other people tell them. You must always do what you intended to do first, because otherwise they catch you. Lying, cheating, ignoring is all allowed, but you may never do what other people tell you to do
Connor Robinson
Okay. This is epic.
Samuel Price
Carson Walker
Sarah Boone did not invent the irnoning board; she just made some subtle modifications to it. At worst, little Theo's Mother would probably just have to do the ironing at or a funny angle or something.
Carson Ward
This, literally just pawns in a game. Hating people because of their skin color is ironically dindu logic.
Aaron Howard
>You see Lydia O. Newman, a black female, invented the brush.
google.com
Mason Powell
Send all blacks to Israel. Only Jews in Israel are worthy of being surrounded by blacks.
James Morris
I agree. Force is necessary now. You don't reason with a rapist, or an armed robber. You kill him.
Ryder Butler
Kek
Kayden Reed
>needing to comb your hair
Shitskin detected.
Good hair doesn't require a comb.
It just falls naturally into place after a shower.
Jonathan Miller
Most important thing
>Do not let yourself be influenced by anything
James Long
Stop larping as a nigger and go cut yourself.
Noah Campbell
Exactly what I thought.
Inventing the comb. Who invented breathing ? Who invented forks ? That's right, it's basic human nature to build a tool to help you with your basic needs. It's literally crow lvl.
>NIGGERS ARE TAKING PRIDE IN SHIT EVEN CROWS CONSIDER NORMAL
Dylan Fisher
you will die in hell for your faggotry and you know it.
Aiden Robinson
Iron everything on the counter. You do have clean countertops at home don't you nigger?