Just found out my roommate at college is going to be a black south African Muslim.
going to have to be like pic related and act like a liberal for 3 years. fuck.
Just found out my roommate at college is going to be a black south African Muslim
Alexander Morris
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Daniel Rivera
that's what you get for not having any friends faggot
Jack Mitchell
different city, no-ones's going there. plus you can't pick, you get who you're given
Ryder Torres
>Britcuck
>attending college
Enjoy your beheading while sleeping, well deserved
Ian Jones
das rite white boy be a good white boy and he wont rape u weak pussy ass white boy sheeit
Gabriel Campbell
Stock on canned pork and wear the gaudiest christcuck cross you can find.
Ryan Roberts
You are going to be raped, murdered and eaten.
And not necessarily in that order
Jeremiah Myers
i actually got a pagan thunor's hammer, maybe polytheism might be a deterrent? got a grill for bacon too
Jack Stewart
Why three years? You can't change roommates after freshman year?
Ayden Reed
This may be a very valuable experience for you and help you move on from racism when you become friends.
Julian Martin
no you book it for 3 years upfront
Blake Rogers
What you should do is kill yourself now and be spared the soul crushing realities of life on this gay earth.
Levi Bennett
fuck off shill
Austin Green
If your a white male, good luck hiding your privilege. Might as well go gay and they might sympathies with you and change your room.
Ryan Reed
roommate plays the man you play the girl with your tight boi pussy
Liam Nguyen
Africans are based. You may just make a good friend.
Robert Bell
Kek source?
Kevin James
Change roommates, duh get an emotional support snake, nigs are afraid of snakes
Lincoln Cox
Yah! Fuck him for trying to make the situation a positive one!
Your real life must be absolutely pathetic.
Luke Perry
buy a boer flag and hang it up in your room
Benjamin Ortiz
Just redpilled the shit outta him until he requests to switch rooms. Oh and buy a 22 case the nig nog gets any ideaz
Oliver Thomas
he's black, so maybe he can give you pointers on how to pick up girls
Angel Walker
He’s going to murder you within a year anyway, so you don’t have to worry about those other 2
Oliver Baker
Nice knowing you user
Samuel Harris
stick his toothbrush (if he has one) in the toilet everyday till he get sick & niggers off
Nathaniel Lee
Black Muslim from Africa? He's probably conservative. You're not going to have to listen to sjw virtue signaling
Luke Bennett
maybe stop being an edgy faggot and be his friend
Lucas Perez
>black south African Muslim
aside from the occasional chimp outs embedded in their genetics, they're usually based and woke due to constant oppression
Cooper Rodriguez
man so much of your shit is going to get stolen it will make your head spin and that is for a standard nigger. If the guy is crazy into islam he will make you into a kebab.
Jayden Rodriguez
Your dorm is going to reek to high heaven 24/7 and that will be the least of your problems.
Carson Bell
Raping isn't the same as picking them up
Isaiah Flores
Just be polite and impose your will on the room
Eat pork in the room everyday and LOVE IT, LOTS of bacon crisps etc etc, get a bible, if poss Jehovahs witness version and some leaflets, again impose your will on the room and be dominant, last of all have pork about all the time. they will move... your welcome.
Brayden Sullivan
>3 years
>implying you don't get new roommates every other semester
I had a black rapper from Atlanta as a roomie for a year and it was chill. Smoked weed and fired a lot of guns. It was nice, desu, but you'll find other friends and hang out with them more often.
Also, if you have a big problem with it, you can just ask them to switch you.
Elijah Perry
As soon as you meet him assert your dominance by raping him in all holes
Joseph Edwards
Swipe his toothbroosh in the toilet bowl to make him sick
Henry Nguyen
Why don't you just sit back, act real refined and casual, don't do anything improper, and watch while he makes an ass out of himself? You can actually go from smug wojak to smug 30-year-old boomer. Just be comfortable as yourself, don't act autistic, and silently judge.
Henry Morales
>Evrope Simulator
toppest kek
Ethan Nelson
It would be a shame if pork somehow found its way into his food.
Angel Martin
That sucks, but when you meet him just say "Jou ma se poes". That's should break the ice.
Jackson Cooper
>3 years
If you live that long.
Jayden Barnes
tf was that?
Parker Robinson
Heres a hint.
Watch "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest" and larp as a giant Indian.
Problem solved
Camden Robinson
Stock up on pork and start eating in front of him.
Also hang a cross in your wall.
You will either drive him away or turn yourself into a martyr. Both good outcomes for a britcuck.
Brody Bennett
>a black south African Muslim.
there's no fucking way I could do it, especially while expropriation without compensation is happening
Jaxson Watson
When you get mates on your course invite them round all the time, drink copious amounts of beer, play drinking games.
But ALWAYS be cool with him and invite him to hang out with you all. That way if he tries to play the race card, you can be like 'wtf? I've tried to be mates but he just doesn't like me!' and everyone can back you up.
