Whats the best way to kill myself? One that will inflict the most devastating pain on my parents?

How old are you and why do you want to kill yourself?

This. Living well is the best revenge. Dont kill yourself, leaf. It might be tough now, but surely there was a time when you were happy. That can happen again.

Troll or no troll. Don't kill yourself man. Skip town, go live anywhere you want. Just wander. Lie, cheat, steal if you have to. Just keep going.

defoo and succeed without them

suicideprevention.ca/need-help/

Screen cap this post and show it to them. Wait a few days .

life is just a game. What do you do when you realize you went down the wrong route in a game? Reset

Get a gun and try to kill all bad people.

If you really want to harm your parents, just keep living. Watching your perpetual failure will be like a neverending acid bath for thier souls.

living until having a natural death, so they have to put up with you for the rest of their lives

>One that will inflict the most devastating pain on my parents?
Rob a convenience store while spreading the word of Jesus Christ.

Pussy. Grow up. You will be forgotten.

Hell is forever

soften your heart and listen to this

youtube.com/watch?v=D7Q69QJkYLM

Chainsaw yourself vertically in front of a massive crowd and audience. Maybe at a gay pride parade? Do this while naked. Blame them while you do it.

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>inflict the most devastating pain on my parents

Keep on living, you seem like an insufferable cunt.

revenge suicide, eh?

don't you have any friends to reach out to?

Two large Helium tanks
Tubing
T-piece to join two canisters
NRB faskmask.

Painless and works within minutes.

Autoerotic asphyxiation

12 gauge under chin full of 00 buck in their bedroom. hell of a grizzly sight to discover.

Britbong with the bantz tonight

Don't kill yourself man. It's not worth it and 100% of suicide people (the ones who end up surviving a little before dying) always regret it. Always.

That said if I did it I would take a giant blank canvas, lay my head against it and shotgun my brain matter onto it in the most epic and degenerate display of modern art known to man and give it to my family as a consolation prize for dealing with me and hopefully they can sell it to a rich sociopath for a million dollars or more

You're already doing it
Welcome to Jow Forums

The best way is a 12 gauge shot gun with 00 buckshot. Point the barrel in the mouth and slightly up. You are going for the brainstem. Don't point straight up through the top of the head. Don't point at the temple or side to side. Don't use a small caliber. You want the brainstem through the mouth with a 12 shot gun. You won't survive that.

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Go fight in South Africa faggot. They need hands. There's lots of generals, they'll get you sorted.

this

>Ask them for directions to somewhere
>Say that you’re not comfortable with the route they suggest
>Get into head-on collision

This is fucked up but true. Especially if you were to argue with them and say you don't feel right going there.

this

Become an aids ridden drug addict trannie

This

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Exit bag

But you need tons of Cp on your computer and you need to die in a very compromised state. Dragon dildo up the ass, human feces and semen on your mouth, lots of crude fan fiction of pedophilia with your dad and zoophilia with mom, drugs in your system, and implicate your parents in sexual abuse of local children.

There needs to be one indelible detail that no one ever forgets. Something so hilarious and wrong that it becomes legend.

I would say print a bunch of Male celebrities faces , tape them over the bodies of pictures of kids, and tape those to the back of a blow up fuck sheep or some sort of crudely built pocket pussy type thing

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Do it in front of them while screaming that it is all their fault

why would you want to inflict pain on the only people that would remember you
this

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suicide bombing in their name

Don't do it

Kill arabs. That’s all.

>One that will inflict the most devastating pain on my parents?
Dying after becoming an extremely successful businessman with a wonderful family

Guess it just wasn't in the cards for you, Leaf.
Your parents will be thankful you're performing a much-needed post-term 20 year old abortion.

KYS FAGGOT

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streamable.com/g6mzs

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set a glass of water on the ground at the base of a building, put on flippers and a snorkel jump off the roof and land face first next to the glass.

trips win.
but faggot, i live in canada.

no.
I am.
That's why i want to end it.
Well, i'm probably going to hell regardless of what i say or do. I was a kid who tortured animals and shit.

Use this.

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based leaf

Rape your father and don't pull out until shot by cop.
Keep your dick in his anus and a knife to his throat. This will ensure you are snipered.

be gay in front of them, leave gay open on the computer, start taking hormones and call over gay people to have sex with before they get home so they catch you in the act. then die of aids.

Im suicidal, not a faggot you stupid britbong.

by assassinating a liberal politician. faggot. sage

>leave gay open on the computer
where do I find gay on my computer?

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Since when do literal demons post on Jow Forums? Cheer up, OP, you'll feel better in a day or two.

If you have a sibling kill them while you're at it. The one two punch of losing a son/daughter to a son/daughter will hurt more than anything. Leave a note saying the good you felt in life and that you love them for maximum "he showed no signs" confusion which will deepen the wound.

Since you're a leaf I'm going to make the safe assumption that your parents are retarded lefties. Go out in a way that furthers the interests of white people. I promise nothing will wound them deeper than their own son not participating in their self-genocide.

Ironically, probably a killing spree. That’s the only way to do it. But try to hold on user. It was worse than this before and that gave us hitler.

wow the kikes are really worried that the latest dead kid will galvanize whites
i really think the kikes killed her through an ngo or some leader in the community that was always psyche terrorizing them with ideas of helping the spics

Rent a wood chipper and jumpmin feet first. If you're poor, buy a gallon of gasoline, douse yourself and set yourself bon fire. I'm pretty sure they'll be horrified.

is op an orthodox jew that feels like if they reply with "suicide is a sin" on a new session then g---------d will forgive them for making this thread?
kikes, they even try to cheat god
lololol
cunts
EVERY CAPTCHA SHOULD BE
> GOD
and then eat some pork and lobster

You wanted maximum damage to your parents.
I gave you the answer.
Also, take a few black dicks up your syrup dripper.

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is this a trick question? kill your parents first.

Mass Shooting.

The most pain you can cause your parents is to live a fulfilling life without them. Not grow up kid and stop blaming other people for your problems.

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Ironically a Dodge Charger of peace user. But seriously, don’t give up yet.

Turn on the webcam.

Kek

Pic related has set the standard by which all shall be judged. He was an true hero.

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Calm down, man. What did you do today? What is the issue?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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are your parents liberals?

I don't give a fuck what race you are who you are. . .but whats the issue? Lets see if we can come up with some direct help.

>make noose from piano wire
>slip noose on
>superglue hands to face
>fall from significant height decapitating you with noose
>it looks like you ripped your own head off
>profit

Rob them blind since their own pocket book is all narcissistic boomers care about.

Most times it isn't one issue, more like a combination of many issues.

Keked.

meditate every day, learn to lucid dream, dissolve into god

Burn the house down first.

Go to a hospital with lots of guns and kill all the nigger babies.