Ylyl - Jow Forums edition

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CUNT.

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Any of you guys just fucking sick of people? I can only tolerate reading, watching select TV (ALWAYS SUNNY, tucker, impractical jokers, sports, (((seinfield)))). GTA5xPS4. When people come around I just wonder why the fuck theyre here. When people call I just wonder why the fuck they thought I would like to talk. Why in the mother fucking hell do people approach, initiate, or engage me? What on my fucking face says, "hi, lets be friends"? Why does my family insist that I exist? Why do people think I "wanna go do sumfin"? Why do they knock on my door, when there's a sign that clearly says, "FUCK OFF"? Why? Why you sons of bitches? Why dont people just leave each other the fuck alone? If I want to see your stupid fucking face or hear the thoughts of shit for brains, I would willingly invite it, would I not? Why do people weasel their fucking way into my space just to spoil my sanctity. WHY THE FUCK WONT EVERY SINGLE FUCKING MOTHER FUCK ON THIS GODDAMNED FORSAKEN FUCKING EARTH JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE? Is solidarity and solitude too much to ask for? You mother fuckers dont care for me, you care for yourself and what you can get, especially from me. I fucking hate you. ALL OF YOU! not you Jow Forums, but people. People and their fucking filth, their neediness, their egos, their desire for communication, their pathetic need to be "together". FUCK YOU!

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Didn't even click till I saw your comments,

Search "The Game" on encyclopedia drammatica.

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lulz. u a good nigga. GUYS! GUYS! This nigger is a good nigga. Thanks for the chuckle southbro. Been a rough day.

>Thanks for the chuckle southbro.

You're welcome, Americoon.

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Trump tweeted that he had hired the lead actor as an advisor for the next election

that looks like a cringey "lefties cant meme" meme

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Die in a fire, newfag.

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please lurk for 1-2 years before posting

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Based nig culling the furry fandom!

August is always like this. Get out summer fag!

t. zoomer

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Ruh Roh: The Woof Brigade

HAD A GIGGLE

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HE

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i named my daughter after my first true love. ex wife hates it. she is the custodial parent. waiting to get custody after her rage is inflicted on my only child. thats how you troll a cunt, fellas.

why the fuck is that whore throwing up? jesus christ what a pussy

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i lost

I actually have been lurking for just over 5 years before posting

Lost

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>*siiiiiippp*
>Yep that's right fellas
>That's how I ruined my marriage for no reason
>Heh I'll get custody one day... Just gotta pay child support first
>Gotta love being alone

i take my pants and shirt off when i poop

how is anyone this new? this isn't even a Jow Forums meme, it's like an irl thing

Long arms
Short thread

More Far Side!

I strip naked and shit with the door open. Helps that I live alone.

African-American of mine.
I've never felt comfortable shitting while clothed. It always seemed like my shirt tail will hang too low and get covered in shit.

MAKING FUN OF TRUMP IS NOT FUNNY

>It always seemed like my shirt tail will hang too low and get covered in shit.
What possible position could you be taking a shit in where there's enough room for the shirt tail to duck down between your back and the toilet seat and fall under your asshole

nouveau pédé

T. Newfag

No real logic to it. Just an irrational childhood thought that stuck with me.

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You get too hot shitting with clothes on, even if it's the middle of the night at freezing temperatures.

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You do?

You don't?

I have never experienced any sort of heatenings associated with taking a shit.

Fucking deviant

Nobody gets your faggot hollyjew references

I'm pretty sure anyone in the first world with a facebook account gets that joke.

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Is it just me that cums a little bit when I have a shit?

I'm sorry, Nigel, you're a homosexual

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Damn it.

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Trump becoming slenderman

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I ask this every time it's posted, who's the black guy? He's not in the movie.

I guess someone who works at the hospital

I assume you're not talking about the dead nigger, the black guy is probably just a relative of the kid.

That's statistically impossible.

Definitely not true.

This is really great, I was thinking how annoying that trope is recently.

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you must be new

lost also

I want to fuck the sloth

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