Aus/pol/ - IT'S OVER Edition

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not sure if bait or legit chink shill

I made it

exactly

Sounds like neither.

First for HAHAHAHAHA

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JUST IN from team Turbull: "I-It's Russian bots pushing fake news, everything is fine!"

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Who is it then? Barnaby?

neither, I just feel like its the best way to go.

>hate Turnkike
>hate Shortits even more
what do, anons

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(((TRENT ZIMMERMAN)))

WHAT A SHOCK A KIKE BAD MOUTHING PUTIN

like honestly think about it...

East Coast Highspeed Rail when?

Brisbane, Gold Coast, Byron, Coffs, Macquarie, Newcastle, Gosford, Sydney, Wollongong, Goulburn or Nowra, Canberra, Albury, Shepparton, Melbourne.

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Poor leen

Join the KAP

For me, it's the Bullet Train Party.

Never. It's much more useful as a political football than a real project.

stupid

Sounds like it's from a football match.

Wow good idea r/Australia!

The votes, user

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you take the black pill and vote for whoever you hate the least while simultaneously putting every single minor party ahead of both Libs&Labs on the ballot paper.

SIEG DUTTON

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>Dear Prime ̶M̶i̶n̶i̶s̶t̶e̶r̶ Malcolm.

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>join the lebbo party

HAHAHAHAHA

>David Speers….

>The Prime Minister has left the building. Neither he nor the whip has seen any letter/petition calling for a meeting/spill.

What does this mean?

in about 100 years

Reckon I'm just gonna spoil my votes from now on 2bh lads. I live in a VERY safe Labor seat, no point in me voting.

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Malcolm is not invited.

World problems solved

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>What is the senate

Possibly a Nationals leadership challenge

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>no nuke on Melbourne
Problems not solved

Also friendly reminder that next election will almost certainty NOT be a double dissolution and will be under the new senate election system

That means an almost certain loss of some ONP Senators, Leyonhjelm, KAP, Aust Conservatives and any other meme minor right-wing party.

You're basically looking at 10 green senators at minimum and 6-8 ONP with a Labor + Greens majority as a real possibility.

Dutton is going to get the Liberals (and the right at large) fucking killed.

What is this stance meant to convey?

So, tell me, are any Ozzie politicians NOT in the Cabal or is this just a shift around for when the Day of the Rope comes?

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What's the difference between littledick and mcuckmack on policy?

>not nuking China or India
you solved literally nothing

No idea

That was the coach of the Adelaide Crows.

themorningbulletin.com.au/news/this-explosive-spray-would-have-put-the-fear-of-go/3499855/

Malcolm's spending his last night in the Lodge.

>6-8 ONP
You're dreaming mate. One Nation is dead. Pauline will be the only one left standing.

FIXED

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The only appropriate candidate for PM: Demi Lardner

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>Leyonhjelm, KAP, Aust Conservatives
Why do these go?

China wants us neutered and served on pladder to harvest our natural resources. A resource pig with no protectionist policies to undlessly plunder.

All hating boat-people means is that they'll remain lily-yellow while we are inundated with the subhumanity of the third world. An alliance with another race would never work in the long term anyhow - for reference I advise you reserach the racial causes of the breakup of the sino-soviet alliance.

Based

Good. Coalition ruined this country

For me, it's Dad's Google History Party.

*platter

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> Dutton backers began circulating a petition to force a party room meeting late on Wednesday evening. Their numbers, so far, are unclear. A party room meeting can either take place tomorrow, or in the next sitting period, two weeks time from now. Liberal MP Jane >Prentice said she thought the petition had about nine signatures on it earlier this evening. Estimates on the numbers have varied wildly.
> Earlier today, Dutton outlined a policy manifesto as he pitched himself as an alternative leader. One of his policies was removing the GST from energy bills for families and pensioners. The idea was widely ridiculed as an unworkable “thought bubble” and “piecemeal”.
> Dutton also confirmed he was still working the phones, trying to drum up enough support for a second tilt at the leadership.
> James McGrath became the third frontbencher to resign from cabinet, following Dutton and Concetta Fierravanti-Wells. McGrath is a former Turnbull insider. His loss is significant. He complained that the party had drifted away from its core supporter base, something he could not fathom. It’s a criticism also aired by Fierravanti-Wells and senator Jim Molan.
> Turnbull, meanwhile, tried desperately to keep his cabinet together and stare down the rebels. He appeared alongside treasurer Scott Morrison and finance minister Mathias Cormann, two figures of authority within the Coalition, and said that those who had previously offered their resignations had since re-pledged their loyalty to him.
> the cloud around Dutton’s eligibility for parliament has continued to play a role in the leadership dramas. Labor went hard on the issue during question time, before Turnbull referred the matter to the solicitor-general for consideration. Late on Wednesday, Labor released advice from Bret Walker, SC, suggesting Dutton was not eligible for election and therefore not eligible to sit in the current parliament.

> Tony Abbott denied doing any deal to secure a cabinet position under a Dutton government.
> the Coalition has dumped two policies, one of which was a key part of its agenda. The corporate tax cut bill was blocked in the Senate, and Turnbull said it would not be taken to the next election. The government also said it would stop trying to repeal the energy supplement, a payment to low-income >welfare recipients to help with energy costs.

Even less funny than that other fat dyke. Why the fuck can't millenials do comedy?

cum all over her glasses.

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>pdutty knifes maz
>pdutty gets btfo by s44(v)
>empty seat
>retard tones pm again

This is better than GoT

Not all of their senators are going to election and ~7% primary is normally enough to hold on to a senate seat. Queensland is a sure thing and WA, NSW could also elect a ONP senator.

But you're probably right in the sense that ONP is in decline, their electoral moment seems to be in decline and their party infrastructure is fucked beyond repair.

Leyonhjelm and KAP will struggle because it isn't a DD, theres a 14% quota to get elected this time around whereas they were only just elected on a 7% quota last DD. Its still possible but throw in the fact that Labor is doing really well and it becomes harder to see what their path through is.

Whether or not Bernadi is re-elected comes down to his personal popularity. I don't believe it to be all the great, SA would probably sooner elect ONP and again he won't get great preference flow from Liberals or ONP given their electoral chances have recently collapsed.

Probably because she’s a woman, and I mean that un-ironically

OH NO NO NO NO

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Dutton just needs to do a standing back flip. The Australians will forget all his policies and say look a potato that can back flip.

His votes will increase in the polls and he'll be PM in a days time. Mark my fucking words.

Dutton is delusional if he thinks he can win. It'll be a wipeout under him. At least with Turnbull it was more of a contest.

Good night Boomers

Stop supporting LNP party dad.

bruh, look at this dude

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>Bernadi
No chance

I've made the joke in every thread, but it needs repeating.

> Why is Turnbull like an Irishman in the potato famine?
He's run out of potatoes in his cabinet

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Judging from handwriting he needs to go back finish his primary school.

Comedy is based on playing with logical errors to incite surprise. Women can't into logic in the first place so they can't do it wrong on purpose

>14% quota to get elected this time around whereas they were only just elected on a 7% quota last DD
So why did it change? Did the Labor and Liberal change this to strengthen their hold?

HERE WE GO

Fuckkk this

hahahahaha.
everybody joins this festival.

Saw this. Made me lol

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SA here, Bernardi has no chance. He tried to take the Christian Family First vote, but he isn't "Christian" enough for them to vote for him. Folding Family First was a very bad move.

I think you’re pretty low IQ if you see that as blaming the Russians and not as blaming the media yelling “Russia did it” in jest

Yeah it’s legit biological too

m.youtube.com/watch?v=I7izJggqCoA

Yes, that's the point I've been saying. Those minor party nuts should thank Turnbull gave them a job.

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hehe

>knowing the names of the bits in her routine
user, i no dis feel

I've spent too much time on /tv/, she's a forced meme there

>SA Here Bernardi has no chance
Agreed. I'm SA and Bernardi has no chance. He's to retarded to market himself, won't get off his safe space Sky News. I heard him on ABC Adelaide once, but that's it. He needs to be having columns in The Advertiser, and appearing on Channel 7 if is to have any hope. Pull a Xenophon.

Nah its just how senators are elected.

Normal half senate election (6 senators elected): 100/(6+1) = 14% after preference distribution

Double dissolution (12 senators elected): 100/(12+1) = 7% after preference distribution

Hence its much harder to win as a minor party in a normal senate election and thats also the reason for the many minor party senators currently sitting.

>Try to unseat Emperor Malcom
>Challenge fizzles out in two days
I think Dutton might be an idiot.

Every fucking wit!
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just watched (((family guy))) for the first time in a while, I didn't know it was so jewish?

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Dutton is just a patsy for Abbott.

Same thing happened in 2009. Kevin Andrews launched the first challenge against Turnbull, then Abbott went in for round 2 and finished him.

Dutton will get him tomorrow.