Why aren't right wing comedians funny?

Why isnt cracked funny? Sage

>conservative comedy is MEAN
>liberal comedy is long-winded bullshit about how conservatives are MEAN

So basically liberal comedy is women's comedy aka NOT FUNNY

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"I hope there is an economic collapse because then drumpf will lose, even if millions of people die or commit suicide as a result of losing all their money"- liberals in 2018

Too much self censorship.

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oh, uhm sorry sweaty but this isn't funny :/

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Conservitards actually laugh at this shit.

Just pathetic :/

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I was expecting to see a gookposter for once
not some schizophrenic boomer talking to himself

>what is south park?

>yfw you wrote the article

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>cracked article calling someone else unfunny
Pot, meet kettle.

btw saged your thread you stupid expat faggot

lol

18 paragraphs on why a dad joke book isn’t funny.

>Why aren't right wing comedians funny
Because the truth is not funny. Lefties are mentally ill, whacked out and psychotic, so it's impossible to see them and anything they say as anything other than amusing. It's impossible to take lefties seriously, so they're perfect for comedy.
Right wing builds, left wing destroys. Fundamentally comedy is about destroying conceptions and creating confusion, not building unity in truth.

Dennis Miller's twitter feed is an unintentional laugh riot. Genuinely millions of times funnier than he's ever been in earnest

wow, establishment shills arent funny, breaking news
mainstream political comedians arent fucking funny
fuck off and die
sage

They are. You just don't get to see them.

Funny is at the fringe. The fringe leftists get on stage just fine. The fringe right wingers are pushed underground because we've allowed the Overton window to shift so far left.

Online the right is by far the best at comedy. "the left can't meme" is a saying for a reason.

tl;dr all the best right wing humour is considered hate speech.

>saying "nigger" is the heighth of comedy

Reminder that you are a massive faggot if you bump this slide thread

lol

>lets cherry pick the worst examples of conservative comedy
>lets show some right wing political cartoons that of course of leftist would sneer at

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youtu.be/BWzI_Wn0ZwM

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>Seanbaby
This guy was given like 3 pages in EGM to review the worst games ever made and it was very funny. Nothing he's ever written after that has been funny, including the monthly column they gave him after the popularity of his one off. I wonder if his one hit was ghost written.

That's so fucking cringey. "If you disagree with me it makes you a loser teeheeheee". It's like vintage /v/ posting.

The remarkable thing of the past few years is witnessing the facade of decency and wit and sophistication drop from everyone else. Turns out the emperor has no clothes - nobody has any clothes, and everyone is as venomous, dumb and petty as a Jow Forums poster.

comedy is the lowest form of entertainment for bottom feeders anyway

But American conservatives have great comedians like O'Reilly and Glenn Beck.

Dennis Miller is witty, like Will Rogers 1920s comedy. It's not designed to make you burst out laughing like a retard.

But then again his critics are the type of people who think Will Ferrel running around yelling jibberish is a laugh riot.

i liked his website 20 years ago

No one wants to read your shitty article, faggot.

Also

Sam Kinison
Roseanne
George Carlin
Denis Leary
Drew Carey
Nick Dipolo
Artie Lange
Andrew Dice Clay

Off the top of my head

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Nah, his critics think this is funny
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Now to cleanse your palate, i.4cdn.org/gif/1534861901806.webm

unintentional kino

thanks for the laugh

1/4th of the entire thread is you bumping yourself

Absolutely pathetic

>1/4th of the entire thread is you bumping yourself

That's what your mom said last night.

Hey yo!!!

>Absolutely pathetic

Is what your dad said last night

[CANNED LAUGHTER]

I'll see myself out :^)

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>Why aren't right wing comedians funny?
there is not a single place in the interweebs funnier than Jow Forums
Don't know why you are bait posting

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>cracked

kys my man

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this one is actually impressive

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Sauce?

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this
I went to a local comedy show recently- a black guy got up on stage and started telling some fun race jokes, but everybody was too scared to be seen laughing at a black person's problems

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Shut up nigger

>cracked
lmao

What's the hit mobile game?

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Our humour is too edgy for the mainstream. I find Pol humour to be top tier myself and better than any faggy American or British sitcoms which are so unfunny they have to have a laugh track in them so the normy drones know when to laugh. Most mainstream comedians are absolutely shit too especially American ones.

Cunt
youtu.be/77_uzgn_OKY

Comedy died when the left turned into Marxist social justice warriors.
youtube.com/watch?v=rgDtgyzVZYk

Oh how the mighty have fallen

His comica and MMA articles for Cracked were hilarious. Now he's been pozzed too

This faggot has the audacity to be an authority on humor? This is why the Left is losing, smug cunts like this idiot.

It's so true
they just don't have the comedic brilliance of Amy Schumer and Lena Dunham

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So, pay me for the article, then I'll troll /pol with it to get clicks.

T. Seanbaby

lol cracked, i only read buzzfeed for my goodgoy funny lists, cracked is for faggots and boomers

You are truly pathetic.

Why do you have all of these things saved?

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I think the question is "why aren't Americans funny anymore". The answer is your overwhelming censorship, commercial interference, and generally noncommital people.

Sean Baby?
I didn't know you were a nazi too.

you're like super funny, have you like tried to go up against Norm MacDonald, the fucking racist sexist creep. I bet your witty comebacks and selfless awareness can btfo him quickly.

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>cracked.com/blog/5-awful-but-revealing-examples-conservative-comedy/
>Conservatives have a shaky relationship with truth, which is arguably the most important component of comedy.

You can just imagine how self-satisfied this faggot was writing this shit.

Kek I laughed. Thats more than any Colbert monologue got. You should take a shot at a comedy central gig.

Strange that he leaves out:
Eddie Murhpy's red pilling on faggots
Dave Chapelle red pilling on Trannys
Chris Rock red pilling on Niggers

It's almost like this author is a racist, and that he assumes that being black = "progressive"

did the mods shoah'd this thread?

holy shit that's a lot