Brit/pol/ - Pete Burns Edition

>Pet shops are BANNED from selling puppies and kittens in move to tackle animal cruelty and curb profit-driven rogue breeders
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6084823/Pet-shops-banned-selling-puppies-kittens-combat-immoral-profit-driven-breeders.html

>'Coconut oil is poison': Harvard medical professor says the health fad is 'one of the worst foods you can eat'
dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6084075/Coconut-oil-poison-Harvard-medical-professor-says.html

>BBC humiliates former Bake Off winner Nadiya Hussain by axing her Mecca pilgrimage series
dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-6084829/BBC-humiliates-former-Bake-winner-Nadiya-Hussain-axing-Mecca-pilgrimage-series.html

>Measles is on the rise in Europe – and populism could be to blame
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/aug/22/measles-rise-europe-populism-andrew-wakefield

>Boy fined £500 for kicking dog to death in St Ives
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-45268289

>Councils' care spending spirals as other services cut
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45258342

>Scottish public finances show improvement
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-45260268

>Birmingham Prison: Government takes over from G4S
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-45240742

>National Living Wage 'fails to cover families' basic needs'
bbc.co.uk/news/business-45242008

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First for Karen

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Clickbait news for tripfags and circlejerkers whilst Rome burns.
Mission accomplished Brit/pol. Return to base.

Surprised you have time to post from you being so busy organising the revolution

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all the links are for is to make the mods think this place discusses politics

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they're provocative headlines to generate discussion. If it posted MP drama or the millionth brexit article there would be zero chance of people reading it.

Vilified by the Strip.

Hello MI5 newchap. Do you need any expert NEET consultants to help you navigate the world wide web?

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So, who thinks Trump wont make it to the end of his presidency?

Watching /ptg/ go into meltdown would be hilarious.

Making brit/pol a /b tier thread with /b tier inhabitants. Man who lives in car, Ex forces Unionists.
Hundle round each other keep warm and know that you are part of the problem rather than any solution.

he'll make it. doubt he'd be elected again.

Yeah probably.

But if he got elected again by losing the popular vote but winning the electoral college, and with getting an even smaller amount of the popular vote, that also would be fantastic.

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i agree. hope he wins again and it sets a new standard. Would suck to just go back to plain old globalist politics and smug leftists again. I'm enjoying their asspain.

How are we meant to be part of the solution? I don't think there is much a blackpilled neet can offer

You keep talking like this, you're gonna get a visit. Some of us are here for the bants, we don't want to change the world.

bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-merseyside-45262351/hillsborough-charges-against-sir-norman-bettison-dropped

they fookin murda'd us they did
me fookin mum was gonna go to hillsburra on the fookin day but lucky she got off the bus 'fore it drove into the whirrin' turnstiles
shes absolutely fookin traumatised
so am i
we need fookin justice for the 96
want toreh reparataions

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>Boy fined £500 for kicking dog to death in St Ives
anyone got that boys name?

Tbh this is post politics, the situation is currently so ridiculous that of course a ridiculous thread mirrors it.

This. It's all just bollocks anyway.

This.

jew

Delete this, My laptop playing up.

>rotten-brain old man at the end of the road feeding a literal flock of 40+ seagulls again
absolutely fucking disgusting.

search the story on kikebook. im sure they'll be plenty of people tagging the cunts page

With the sudden destruction of Trump, Americans are going to lash out at the only country they've heard of so you'd all better brace yourselves for the billions of anti England threads that are heading your way.

Can’t really post this meme anymore

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I was merely pretending

How’s the head?

Do you think it's different this time? He's actually in trouble?

He should be kicked to death himself. Unless the dog asked for it.

Better than the conscience

>The incident happened when the dog held down a pet terrier belonging to the family of the convicted boy who had a "total loss of control", the court heard.

Honestly the worst thing you did was driving pissed

The dog held down a pet terrier belonging to the kid's family. I would have probably done what he did short of killing the dog. Shame it wasn't a toddler being held down, the boy would have got a fucking medal for what he did if that was the case.

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It's becoming a habit

Was the attacking dog a pitbull? Maybe he should get a medal.

Mate, I've known some people who fucked their entire life driving pissed. You should knock it on the head pronto.

Absolutely slaughtered some dumb fellow Aussies in this other thread lads.

I'm surprised to see you here almost non stop coordinating your little clique fucking chat fest. Don't you have a job?

MODS for fuck sake open your eyes. These lot need to be moved to Jow Forums permanently. Just watch the shitshow for a bit a you will see what I am on about. Please purge this cancer from pol for fuck sake.

reminder

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Just go some where else you cunt. Where's the harm?

Just chill man

You are the worst category of poster in Brit/pol/.
A tripvassal who is quite pleased to let Tripcunts turn this place into a blog/attention whore ceaselessly and eagerly lobbies for their recognition.

>and not anons blogging
>anons
The Mod fears ths Triplord

Calm man, calm

No, I just don't give a fuck. I've got a life and come here some times. Tripvassal is the most pretentious thing I've heard in a while.

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Post politics

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This was me before I let love into my life

I think that the pressure will force his hand yes, they want him gone as badly as they want Brexit reversed.

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Is Trump done for this time? Is it more of the same? There. Are you fucking happy now?

You just answered what I asked again below. If Trump is impeached and Brexit reversed then it's pretty much the end. We can sweep-up and make the tea, cos' Democracy is dead.

Misty from Pokemon is a Celtic Goddess and i want to breed her

Time will tell, the convictions don't mean much on their own, what the convicts say for a deal will.

They never wanted us to be happy, they want us to be as miserable and as hideous as they are.

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Surely he's done nothing that other politicians do all the time. How is bowing to mob pressure a thing now?

If Brexit is cancelled I will at least get small satisfaction from the total and complete butthurt Master Brew will be going through.

I was talking to the user who was scolding us for off-topic posting, but you're right all the same.

I don't think he'll resign, but if there's some tangible 'evidence' of collusion some of the more cucked republicans would probably cross the floor for impeachment.

If you were clever then you would realise the off topic posting is actually reflective of current political events and views. You’re just too thick for this board, delete your account.

If he becomes PM, how long before he has a stroke?

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They're already talking about this prostitute woman, that she has indeed been paid off and well yeah. I mean he could survive that, Bill Clinton survived worse or he could fold. It also depends on whether he can withstand the barrage of shit they will continually throw at him which will increase to levels never seen before.

Our government is being weird, one minute they are all "huff puff we fuck u good lool" then they're like "we want peace and cooperation". They need to just stick a knife into the EU and be done with it, fucking kill it, yes we'll suffer but we suffer anyway so it doesn't matter.

I tell you what though it has opened my eyes even wider to the low tactics of the left, I knew they were scummy but they've managed to amaze me.

>how could this be
bait and switch
there was a time where the op was full of links to current political news stories

I never thought Trump and Brexit would change anything, but the idea that these other wankers get what they want fills me with impotent rage.

MI5 won't allow him to become PM, the media is exerting pressure against him to force him to stand down and if it fails? MI5 will ensure he never gets into power whichever way they can. They don't like left wingers taking power and they keep dossiers on all left wing activists that then go into politics. It's no conspiracy either they actually do it. Do you think the media actually did research into all the Hamas groups and who they are or did they get it drip fed to them by intelligence agencies? Come now.

I agreed with you, you dopey cunt. Did you actually read my post?

Sad but true. At this point it would be better to roll the dice with Corbyn (and perhaps perish interestingly) than suffer slow certain death via the Conservatives.

No mate, I didn’t.

The Conservatives aren't even being Conservative, I don't know what the fuck is wrong with them but they need to fix it and fix it quickly. At least with voting Corbyn in there's the opportunity for gibs, I mean if we're going to burn then we might as well get some gibs out of it. Sadly he won't ever get into power so no gibs and just endless suffering.

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At least you admit it.

If everyone gets gibs then the gibs will be worthless

The 'Conservatives' haven't been conservative since before Thatcher. They can't be fixed, they're a neoliberal party now.

>Pet shops are BANNED from selling puppies and kittens in move to tackle animal cruelty and curb profit-driven rogue breeders

I thought that had been banned in the 70s or something, never seen a pet shop with cats or dogs in my life

Who here owes me bitcoin?

That's how they've got us, it's the original Hobson's choice. Either way you vote, you get fucked.

Where has lil P been by the way?

But I'll get a new flat screen and phone. Gibs!

Then they must be destroyed.

>They don't like left wingers taking power

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You owe me at least a hundred. Pay up now or we send the boys round.

The conservatives weren't conservative before thatcher either

Round where lol?

good post.

I know

Vs Comrade Corbychov? Really now.

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Bloody French peasantry

hairdressers always smell like shit and cigarettes

This.

Different shades of the same shite.

That's when they really put liberalization into action though. Do we really want to get into another one of these regressive arguments though? I'm too tired today eddie.

We'll find you, don't worry. we have agents everywhere.

Why is everyone acting surprised that two parties competing for the same electorate are similar?

>prat

they aren't that similar

>Mi5
>They don't like left wingers taking power
Yeah I am sure a government agency would really dislike a party that is set to increase public spending.

hmm

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Powell spent most of the late 50's early 60's arguing against his own party for not being conservatives and implementing socialism