THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)
THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR: ALPHA BRAIN SHROOMTECH KRILL & MCT OIL PRIMATE CARE PILLS
youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE >YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE >AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA DUDE BOOOOM LMAO DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE >"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS" >"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN" Joe Rogan, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING
>buddhist philosophy, is like, so deep >jamie, can you just pull up those monks? >look at the shiny head on that one >so, yeah, jackie chan, he'd punch your head clean off
Christopher Rogers
I find it ironic that you guys are somehow confusing the very basic fact that psychedelics are mind expanding.
are you all really that stupid? did you all really fall for government drug war propaganda?
Weed is great because you don't even have to think on it. The weed does all the thinking for you. You can just sit back and enjoy the show. This is good.
odd, ive never seen people shrug off basic information in such a willing way.
im being sincere, don't you guys care about learning new information in your life? The jury is in on this stuff guys, it isn't complicated nor controversial at this point.
Dominic Hernandez
>did you fall for the propaganda? take a look in the mirror, if your expanded mind can comprehend it.
Doing them once can be perspective changing. Do them repeatedly and you're just getting high.
Oliver Sanders
wow are you people truly this lost? this is embarrassing levels of ignorance..
please explain how joe rogan explaining his experience with different chemicals propaganda.. and FDA approved studies and books written by neuroscientist, etc etc
Nicholas White
>please explain how joe rogan explaining his experience with different chemicals propaganda.. >and FDA approved studies and books written by neuroscientist, etc etc i didn't say any of that. also, you have the capacity for expression of a nigger. etc. etc.
Adrian Young
it is quite literally curing people of PTSD, depression, anxiety, child hood trauma, etc.
Psychologists and psychiatrists are calling it 20 years worth of therapy in 15 minutes
Dylan Adams
wrong.
Isaac Torres
go ahead, lets hear it then. in what way am I wrong.
or do you guys want to post more spaced out memes and lol'ing at Joe Rogan for saying people are stupid enough to fall for made up shit by Alex Jones.
None of those dosages are high enough to generate a psychedelic experience, which is what is supposed to change your perspective.
Jackson Peterson
oh yeah and its curing people of drug addiction, immediately, one of the single most important issues of our time. instead of all of your hillbilly friends OD'ing on heroine they could all be alive, but you would rather make jokes about people smoking weed.
your pure stupidity causes direct pain
Juan Thomas
i haven't said you're wrong. i told you to look in the mirror if your expanded mind can comprehend it. you've responded with poorly expressed weird defensive nonsense. i don't know anything about "spaced out memes" and "lol'ing at joe rogan for saying people are stupid enough to fall for made up shit by alex jones".
Luis Brooks
Psychedelics can be good for some people but joe rogan is a fucking kike loving retard who should be euthanized if he can't learn to shut the fuck up
Angel Jones
You said I need to look in the mirror after saying people here fell for propaganda. so what did you mean
Liam Martin
i don't know, bro, that's a good question. maybe you should look in the mirror, if your expanded mind can handle it.
Jose Foster
longnose say not to talk to kooky shaman anymore. say shaman in trouble for talking about sky tribes and sandy rock.
longnose say me lose rocks and even whole rock cast if me allow shaman here
me just simple rockcaster and rockjitsu artist reaching many grugs, me have important things to say with famous grugs about mushroom, me no want longnose take away rock cast
so you're just talking out of your ass, good to know
Caleb Allen
Transhumanist.
Lincoln White
but muh research! >cites 30 years of nutrition research that says meat is bad >gets diabetes
Tyler Hill
oh word, science and studies is talking out of my ass? I guess knowing how hot mars is is talking out of my ass as well? you're on the wrong side, smarten up.
What does that make alex jones? his entire show is fear and selling products
Michael Ramirez
>jamie pull that up
Brody Barnes
do you think that's phlogiston you're breathing?
Brandon Rodriguez
have you been to mars? no? sounds alot like blind faith to me, tinfoil
Levi Allen
keep representing Jow Forums as a whole and laughing off basic facts and reality, without any sensible argument.
Present an argument whenever you're ready. Condescension is not actually an argument; you can debate like a braindead leftist or present an argument with the rest of the big boys.
Dominic Walker
>t. Puritain robot who has never smoked weed before
Sebastian Turner
They cant. this is equivalent to flat earthers.
Luke Nelson
Shrooms have the ability to impart great wisdom to those ready to receive it. They are no cure for being a fucking druggy toolbag though.
Joshua Flores
Holy fuck this entire board is triggered by the cohen verdict right now. Havn't seen all-caps spergouts like this in a long time. The salt is glorious.
Noah Adams
I’ve used hallucinogenic drugs and they are not “mind expanding”. They cause brain damage and schizophrenia and make you think you understand things that are actually put retardation.
Noah Howard
actually theres is about 20 different psychedelic chemicals all with different uses that need to be taken pure and in specific doses.
no one gives a shit about the tab you got from your neighbor
Henry Diaz
wasted words my dude
these simpeltons have already damaged their brains, or have huge misconceptions or misunderstandings on how the human brain should naturally work.
>muh muh muh MIND EXPANSION!!!1WON
At their core they are nihilists.
Michael Perry
>when your mind expands that little bit too much
Alexander Watson
yeah retard, or we read about clinically tested experiments and their results
Joseph Evans
>argument is reality somebody didn't take philosophy 101!
Evan Hill
you read what you're allowed to think, dumb goy
go shroom out now, there's a jewish doctor out there right now that is depending on your stupidity
Dominic Ramirez
Oh so you're the expert on how the brain should work then
Jacob Russell
You think you got me or something?
Alex Jones is just a Right Wing Jew Gate Keeper, Snake Oil Salesmen. Pick your poison.
do you trust other people with your brain, dumbshit
Parker Turner
You're the one bitching about what people do with their bodies, faggot.
Levi Howard
i'm not bitching you fucking queer, i'm pointing out the ignorance and hypocrisy of people who take anyone else's word on anything in absolute blind retardation of the subject.
Ryan Richardson
hallucinogenic drugs can turn you into an idiot. People take them and learn that reality is a product of their perceptions, but then they fail to take that into account for their actual drug experience where their perceptions were intentially altered. They begin to take the drug experience as reality.
Your aggressiveness and disbelief at people not accepting your version of reality is ironically extremely closed minded and unempathetic.
Robert Sanders
I'm pointing out how you're a stupid retard who whines and cries about what other people do with their bodies
Leo Reyes
whatever cry more fag
Ryan Myers
Laugh it up, this man has the most watched podcast by white men in the world. And they will all fight for the left in the coming civil war.
>talks about literally every subject and conspiracy theory imaginable in great detail >never once mentioned the jewish question
he is such a faggot
Julian Ortiz
That's just a formality. He talks about what they do and that's good enough.
Joshua Kelly
>Causes brain damage Can you come relevant studies? I can cite some that indiciate it promotes neurogenesis. Assumptions do not qualify as actual research or knowledge. As far as schizophrenia, that's something that can also be attributed to weed and traumatic experiences in general. It doesn't 'cause' it though, it simply reveals the underlying condition that would have manifested itself at some point in your life. >I've done psychedelics and... Your experience on them (assuming you're not being a kike) would not give you the first hand knowledge that they cause schizophrenia or brain damage. That is still your assumption, not based on any real research or insight. If that's the game you want to play I could claim that they gave me a genius level IQ after taking them, but I won't because it's not true. It changes your brain chemistry and allows you to break free from certain patterns of thinking that you are caught in. It isn't going to make everyone geniuses, especially if they do not treat it as intended.
Ayden Gutierrez
>All science is Jewish subversion and not based on any facts Are you sure you don't have brain damage? Jewish influence and subversion doesn't mean that there's a Jew around every single fucking corner. Paranoia is a symptom of many disorders, schizophrenia being one of them.
Oliver Diaz
You can't just take random drugs and expect to expand your mind. You have to have the right understanding and mindset, and know what you're doing.
Noah Murphy
Pasta you fuckin shill. Or maybe ur just newfaggot
