AUS/POL/ - PM RESIGNED

Keep lapping it up you mong

>Willingly listening to retard boomers

Got an iOS or Android device?

Daily reminder that the ABC did nothing wrong.

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>Not wanting people to have choice

Sounds pretty communist to me, mate.

I hate the musical chairs that our Prime Minster-ship has been in this country for the past 8 years but I hate Turnbull even more

Enjoy being a laughing stock you fucking weak willed liberal faggot

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I live in a white town, African gangs are not my problem. My problem is that I can't afford to buy a fucking house. And no I don't buy avocado and $4 coffees.

Yeah, Android running LineageOS.

Daily reminder YOU PAID FOR THIS.

>*assuming you are one of the 51% of Australians who are net taxpayers and not a leech.

>wow the abc predicting the fall of Malcolm is some radical partisan politics
>fuk my tax dollas go towards this

nigga why the fuck would you NOT want to see barry cassidy's divine face on your screen???

Android has a Foxtel app that doesn't need a log in for Sky News.

this
fuck turnbull, this is payback for sniping based tone

AUUUUUUSTRALIANS ALL LET US REJOICE

You want to see Barry Cassidy's face looking down on yours as he cums on it. The ABC has been Turnbull Boomervision Defence Force since 2009.

The liberals will never go against housing, the wealth of their core constituency is all housing.

Hell, most of THEIR wealth is in housing.

Go Dutton! Build that Wall!

>MY BODY IS READY

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:(

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Christopher Pyne can choke on fucking Hansard and I'd only leave the room to make popcorn. Cunt.

God Pyne is such a feckless faggot.

FOR WE ARE YOUNG AND FREEEEEEEEEEEEE

Victorian Liberals are dead. My dad is a party volunteer for the Liberals and he is screaming at the TV because of Dutton. Dutton as PM is going to crush the state libs who have a election in November.

Jesus. so many are resigning.

No way Andrews stays in

It should be chrissy pyne desu

Peter Dutton would actively harm the Liberal Partys vote if made leader, according to a ReachTel poll conducted on Wednesday night.

The poll of 2,430 voters found that 55.5% would be less likely to vote for the Liberals if Dutton becomes the leader, compared with 22.9% who would be more likely and 21.5% who say it wouldnt change their vote.

In fact, a majority in all age groups and sexes would be less likely to vote Liberal. Women in particular seem to dislike Dutton - 57% would be less likely to vote Liberal. Young people aged 18-34 are most opposed (57.6%).

Malcolm Turnbull is the preferred Liberal leader with 38%, followed by Julie Bishop (29%), Tony Abbott (14%), Peter Dutton is on just 10% and Scott Morrison on 8.6%. So thats bad news for Dutton - hes behind his fellow conservative Abbott and good news for Bishop, who appears the best compromise candidate.

Amongst Liberals, Turnbulls lead as preferred leader is even higher - he has 55% support.

>the Aussie silent majority is huge
junkee.com/no-campaign-marriage-result/135058

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Have we started the fire?

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Who cares?

The Liberals increased immigration. Fuck 'em.

They also have a federal program to relocate refugees to rural towns to displace White australians. Fuck em x2.

Stop posting on Jow Forums and go and give Mal a sympathy blowjob, Chris

Just read the Fraser Anning speech.

Half of it he goes on about ‘cultural marxism’, really hate the overuse of this meme tbqh

Breakdown of the family and of western cultural institutions is equally a result of our economy being liberalised and capitalised as it is the work of shadowy and unknown ‘gramsci influenced elites’.

This man is your future PM. Hell yeaaaaaaaaaa

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based joshy

Sick mullet but he's still a gormless cunt.

>knifing the most popular guy among your voters
are they trying to JUST themselves on purpose?

Is that a fucking mullet?

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You guys support the 'nigger in the woodpile' Scott Mo?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6088445/Alan-Jones-calls-Scott-Morrison-n-woodpile-amid-Liberal-leadership-crisis.html

lol someone should make a JEB standing for leadership meme

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It works. Thanks senpai.

TWO
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

no it is a lady behind him. But he looks like a sick cunt.

Enjoy Speersy's tips and Laura's tits, mate.

I believe in Bill.

If you actually read his speech he is opposed to cosmopolitanianism and advocates for a rural state Bank to give out low interest loans to farmers.

He is an agrarian socialist just like based katter.

all hail Pill Snorten

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It's backbenchers in marginal rural seats who are on a knife's edge. They're thinking maybe the libs will lose their election, but they'll get to keep their seats (and their $200,000 a year salary).

factions lol

This is entirely the far right knifing the moderate faction plus all the back benchers who will lose their seats next election throwing a Hail Mary

>agrarian socialist
The only respectable form of socialism.

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>Fraser Anning and Bob Katter radical agrarian socialists

YEAR ZERO dawgs
Pol Pot-core
Execute all educated and create nation of hicks

Saw that, not bad. Overuse of right wing talking points like ‘cultural marxism’ still annoys me a bit though, encourages a really low iq viewpoint of these issues

Current mood

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I hope bill shorten hates the Jews as much as Jeremy Corbyn

Getting some powerful and dank meme vibes off of this dude

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What's he thinking right now?

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Got on the Morrison train at Sportsbet at 7.0 an hour ago, now it’s 1.88 lel

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>lets pick one of the least preferred guys for our new leader after brutally knifing the last guy over a few day period
>this will help us in the next election
did they think this through? I mean normally if you were on a knifes edge in the election before with a centrist as leader why would you increase your margin by voting in a more conservative fellow?
Though I will confess I have no knowledge of how party loyalty is spread in different Australian states
the factional fighting at least I can understand

Get out of our thread American

>why was there a red hair on Lucy's pillow this morning?

"Fucken Xi is gonna kill me"

Why did they support Dutton when they knew Turnbull was their best chance?

How to best tie a hangman's noose

that he's not going to get his legacy as the first president of the australian republic

Shorten was a chairman for getup which is Soros funded. He's literally a soros baby

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?
I MADE MY MISTAKES
I'VE GOT NOWHERE TO RUN
THE NIGHT GOES ON
AS I'M FADING AWAY
I'M SICK OF THIS LIFE
I JUST WANNA SCREAM

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME????????

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OY VEY!

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Get on my level:

Scomo - $10 @ 16:1
Dutton - $11 @ 11:1
Next party leader to fall, Turnbull - $20 @ 16:1
Abbott to frontbench before 2019 - $20 @ 4:1

can someone give me a QRD?

>Turnbull was their best chance
That sure is a sentence all right

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did you get a new prime minister or what?

>Well that was a million well spent

It's a combination of
1. the right wing faction who will burn down the party before they give it to the left wing faction
2. Tony Abott's suicide bombing of Turnbull's prime ministership
3. backbenchers who know the libs will lose the next election but think they might be able to keep their seats
4. ministers who can feel the winds changing and don't want to be on the wrong side when the knife falls

Put them together and you've got the numbers.

Hopefully it ends up being family fun instead of a wedge. Politics tears apart too many families. Read about what happened in communist countries. Anyways... that's a nice whitepill.

God damn it.

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Get a better job then, fuckwit

>polls

Not yet. We'll probably have a new one by the end of the day

>ReachTEL

What’s next, are you going to cite the Get Up poll?

b-but it's empty

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Probably Essential(ly union-owned) Media

What’s he shredding?

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mobile.twitter.com/thetodayshow/status/1032400773861138432

Based centrist uhlmann

>turnbull, a member of the moderate faction of australia's conservative party, has backtracked on numerous key policies
>failed to pass almost all of his signature policies
>on tuesday, a party meeting was called and dutton, a member of the party's far right faction, challenged turnbull for leadership of the party
>narrowly defeated
>today numerous turnbull loyalists have turned their back on him
>turnbull resignation immanent
>morrison, the country's treasurer, and dutton likely to contest the party leadership sometime this morning

Why aren't you cunts at work? Bunch of NEET bludgers.

>that one faggot defending the abc ITT

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Journalists live for this shit, I love it when they pretend to be above it all

Who’ll win, Dutton or Morrison?

Mate I'm getting paid to shitpost

>tfw no emma griffiths mummy gf

>he doesn't shitpost on pol while his experimental samples are in the centrifuge

Cuck

>Dutton can win the election by talking about points like immigration, the Aussie silent majority is huge. We are fed up with African gangs and other bullshit.

This. Where I live, everyone talks negatively about Melbourne and the whites that live there. How they are openly welcoming their demise at the hands of Africans and we don't want any of that shit here.

Even normies on the radio are talking about how fucked up Melbourneites are.