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>National Enquirer

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Mom let the hyaena use her computer again.

Mr. Cohen arranged a severe case of ligma for another mysterious client, probably related.

>Chairman of the company that owns National Enquirer.
So not the national enquirer.
Idiot.

I need help filling my gore folder.

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What the fuck does that even mean? Where is the collusion and Russian hacking?

>Trump fucks women
>Pays them .001 percent of his net worth to go away

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This is hilarious. Trump can't violate campaign finance law by contributing in kind campaign contributions to himself. The only violation would be failing to report, which is a common violation that would be a violation on the campaign, not Trump. A fine would have to be paid by the campaign for the violation. that's it.

Idiots that don't know what they are talking about think the fact that, not in the legal document from the Cohen's plea, but in a statement by his attorney, Lanny Davis (long time Clinton attorney), stated that Cohen made the payment to aid the campaign. So fucking what. That isn't illegal.

If Cohen made out a check that said "hush money to keep the mouth of a whore shut all to aid the Trump campaign in winning the election" and Trump reimbursed Cohen, it still wouldn't be a crime.

>I need help filling my gore folder.

glad to help!

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that's a pretty vague statement, "including mr trump's knowledge of the deals". it could mean anything, such as "he was unaware of the deals at the time". also interesting that they choose to call him "mr. trump" instead of "president trump".

You mean the part when it was a repayment of retainer using personal funds, not campaign funds?

Oh gee, how awful.

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What they will say to this is that the purpose was to aid the campaign so it is an in-kind campaign contribution which they didn't report it as such. The reply to this is so fucking what? It isn't a crime for Trump to make in-kind campaign contributions to his own campaign. There is also no limit to making a contribution to his own campaign. The only violation would be not reporting it and that is a violation on the campaign, not Trump.

Trump literally dindu nuffin.

>national enquirer

HAHAHAHA! All the leftists are chasing the silver shiny ball but its all false!

Paying someone hush money IS NOT ILLEGAL! So what about all the 1,000s of of Billionares - don't they have sex anymore? If this was so illegal, why don't anyone ever press charges? Its 100% legal to use your own money to hush someone up. Remember Edwards running for President and his misstress came forward with his baby, and he paid her? Sorry but Obama DOJ even confirmed that was legal, even when he was taking lobbyist and donor campaign money.

The Dem's just got fucked and get ready for the years of Dem's crimes!

Trump did not take 1 penny of campaign money for his election and did everything himself! Thats the twist to this! No FEC violation since not 1 penny was raised, so all private monies used is NOT FEC campaign money. So how can Trump be guiltiy if he never got 1 penny in used FEC campaign money given to him, when none were given? Not 1 penny? Contract before he started with Rep. They signed it as a joke, thinking he wouldn't win, but all monies went to everyone else - NOT HIM! Thats how Trump fucked them all...

Paying anyone personal hush money is not a crime. He pleaded guilty to NO ACTUAL ILLEGAL CRIME! Get It? Dem's and left are being played...

Next charges up - Dem's turn since Rep's trash has been purged and no more time.

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>we havent tried the paying off literal hooker angle.
>this time hes doomed
imagine living in 2016 for the rest of your life.

Dude - how can their FEC payment crimes WHEN HE 100% FUNDED HIS OWN CAMPAIGN? He know of this money trap AND WHY HE FUNDED ALL HIMSELF!

Campaign money crimes only happen if you get campaign money! Trump paid for everything so no violation can be had! Trump knew this crime and why he did not take a penny! GET IT?

How can you mismanaged all your own personal money? You can't... But if you take 1 penny from someone and use it to campaign, it can be a legal issue...

See how Trump outsmarted them AND YOU???? hahahahahahahaha

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omg, guys, Trump fucked a lot of beautiful women and made settlements with them when they tried to extort him
drumpf is definitely going down this time

How can making a payment hush money be illegal and his doom? Why only is illegal? Because its Trump right?

So you tell me, all Billionares do not have sex and pay them to hush them up? Contracts like this are 100% legal as this happens 1000s times a day by lawyers..

And it isn't illegal because he used campaign money because he 100% paid all his own campaign! He used all his own money how he wanted. Now if he got 1 penny in campaign contributions by donors or lobbyists, yes, it could be a crime. But he knew this and outsmarted everyone.

See Trump ain't as dumb as you think... He's been learning Presidental law for 25+ years, and has all the Reagan advisors and very top legal behind him. Too, by not being a previous politican like everyone else, HE WAS NOT BRIBED OR BLACKMAILED AS ALL POLITICANS ARE! GET IT? You're on the wrong side of America if you don't see how LEGAL TRUMP IS DOING THINGS BY THE LAWS! NOT BY CRIMINALS AS YOU WANT AND SUPPORT!

You know Trump didn't just walk in off the streets right and know nothing? Thats why none of the criminal politicans can touch him, as he outsmarted them, and they are pissed!

See how you think then never talk about his background? Its not like just anyone walked into the WH, but thats how they brainwashed you to think. Wake up for humanities sake.

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>i have no argument

Can we please stop the fucking shenanigans and deport the illegals?

So what does this have to do with Russian collusion again or has the left completely given up on that facade and are showing that they are looking for any technicalities or mess ups to get Trump in trouble?

Reverse Nürnberg:
Cohen: At the direction of...
Trump: I was only giving orders!

Pretty much. They will go radio silent after november mid terms.

This is all just ratcheting up pressure on Trump to make him a liability going into midterm elections.

>Knowledge of the deals
>Trump directed Cohen to make the payments
which one?

It doesn't, that's the beauty of it, DT is fighting a losing battle on two fronts now.

>The only violation would be failing to report
But it's not an in-kind contribution to himself, it's a personal expenditure (according to campaign finance law) which means that it isn't disclosed.

>yfw your kike lawyer sending you a bill is proof you broke the law

well it's certainly not collusion with Russia is it asshole?

Thats not how it works with sending invoices dumbass. If your a billionare, you only pay a monthly retainer. If a hush payment is agreed by his lawyer, the lawyer pays it out his slush fund money, so its not a payment. Exactly what the Congress and Senate has as a hush money slush fund... And all the 1000s of lawyers do daily for the rich elite. So everyone else its 100% legal, but only Trump, its illegal because he's Trump. Thats not how it works.

On Cohen, so if you make a oral agreement between someone, who does the court believe? You or the other one? So In court, its only Trumps word vs Cohen word and not a legal contract. Thats why paper contracts are only allowed in law. So their is no crime

Plus no FEC campaign money is involved since Trump paid 100% for everything, so no campaign court involvement....

The absolute state of burger media

A personal expenditure is not a problem if it's his money and not his campaign's