AUS/POL/ P.DUTTY EDITION #2

Evening boys.

>Opt Out of MHR
myhealthrecord.gov.au/for-you-your-family/opt-out-my-health-record

>Chinese Influence on our Major parties
pastebin.com/uA67FWaj (embed)

>Scandals for Labor and the Unions
pastebin.com/pNq9nvvP (embed)

>Turnbull demands Dutton reveal support as Morrison joins race – politics live
theguardian.com/australia-news/live/2018/aug/23/turnbull-dutton-liberal-canberra-chaos-spill

>How Malcolm Turnbull lost his grip as Prime Minister in just 48 hours
archive.fo/9myr9#selection-380.0-380.1

>Leadership contest turns ugly as Peter Dutton confirms push for second vote
archive.fo/UCptj#selection-230.0-230.1

>Political turmoil pushes ASX to 3-week low
unv.is/baka.com.au/business/political-turmoil-pushes-asx-to-3week-low-20180823-h14csd.html

>Everything you need to know about Scott Morrison, who's now in the running to be Australia's next prime minister
archive.fo/BO8Pe#selection-1068.0-1068.3

>Russian trolls targeted Australian voters on Twitter via #auspol and #MH17
archive.fo/brStx#selection-984.0-984.3

>Huawei banned from 5G mobile infrastructure rollout in Australia
archive.fo/SnfcH#selection-320.0-320.1

>Australian drought relief: Donation and touching statement issued by Queen Elizabeth II
archive.fo/GBe0I#selection-240.0-240.1

>Fact check: Would reducing international student visas create university places for Australians?
archive.fo/TpUdo#selection-388.0-388.1

>Muslims pray for rain for Australian farmers during religious holiday Eid al-Adha
archive.fo/wUyP7#selection-320.0-320.1

>ABC Live
youtube.com/watch?v=sSTH5sBWcVQ

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wtf is Leigh wearing

BILL BILL BILL BILL

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What number is this now lads?

THE DUTT

herro

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5

Brahs I’m almost ready to give up on this country

Catching public transport in Sydney is so fucking depressing when 80-90% of people around you are not white.

Why shouldn’t I just move to the country and have a comfy life and watch this place burn?

Also, every single one of my friends votes Greens or Labor, unashamedly

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You can make it user!

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Parjeets, Pengs and Muhammads are de-frauding and scamming the Australian people of their wealth via poorly regulated government social programs. For example, the Somali’s and South Sudanese scam the family day care scheme by claiming children that are not theirs, or don’t exist and the govt is paralysed to do anything because of “muh racism”. The Parjeets have defrauded state and federal govt vocational training programs to the tune of billions of $AUD and sent all the money to India by claiming funding for students who don’t exist or facilitating a migration scam via the unregulated student visa program. Not only this, the Parjeets who own these private training colleges own other businesses where they employ these same students so as to exploit them for cheap labour, further undermining wages for Australian’s. However, nothing is insidious as the Chinese colonisation program. The Chinese are opening private training colleges which exclusively enrol Chinese from Primary to high school and then Higher Education. The classes are all taught in Chinese and now they’re training Chinese overseas students in the license to practise as a real estate agent in Melbourne and Sydney, effectively creating a parallel society.

>Be Big Based Bill Shorten
>help turf out Kevin Rudd
>get rewarded by Gillard
>help turf out Gillard
>keep position
>Rudd makes it too hard to turf out a sitting Labor PM
>become opposition leader despite being unpopular
>Turnbull turfs out Abbott
>Turnbull wins election by one seat
>Labor is really happy with this for some reason, remain opposition leader
>Libs turn on Turnbull, kill his government
>release Section 44 info on Dutton that you've had since April
>Libs explode
>sleepwalk into government
>Rudd's rules ensure you can't be turfed out
>tfw the 11th dimensional chess plays off
What are your thoughts on Big Willy?

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Nazbol Bill is going to put an end to it.

a Manchurian candiate for China.

That was a good summary of the political landscape. Fuckin depressing.

>Greens senator Andrew Bartlett, once a senator for the Australian Democrats, is resigning and speaking in the Senate.

>A pretty depressing day for him to leave. He gives us a view of how the parliament has changed during his more than 20 year career.

>Everyone who works here says there’s a problem with the current state of parliament, he says.

> They all say things have gotten worse. They use a variety of different words. But they all say roughly the same thing. This place is nastier, it’s stupider, it’s more dysfunctional. It’s less effective at doing the job that we are all meant to be here doing. That we all get paid and overpaid to do. We are here to represent and work with the community to work in a way that ensures we are a united, caring society.

> As so many people have noted over the course of this, over that whole period of time since 2008 we’ve seen nothing but instability delivered through our political system.

>Bartlett says there will be no “third coming” for him in the Senate. If he does come back, he will sit in the lower house and seeks to win the seat of Brisbane from the Liberals.

>Bartlett returned to the Senate in November as a replacement for Larissa Waters.

BIG B R A I N E D

MAKE AUSTRALIA WHITE AGAIN

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Fuck of this thread is full cunt

me for PM boys

Glad Larissa Waters is back in

then live somewhere with mostly white people like Cronulla or the hills district, you mong.

You like dis big emu cock aus bois?

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Big brain bettors only

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I ruv you rong time

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That the whole problem, we parade around like tough cunts but vote like the biggest faggots possible.

Australians are just shitty meatheads.

I guess I just have to figure out my most important issue and vote for that, even if it means sacrificing others.

Kevin Rudd was alright and a bit of a goof, but nobody in Parliament could work with him, he was spontaneous and egotistical, he craved attention and was replaced, at least Gillard knew she could do it.

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How yall gonna even compete with us?

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nah its look pretty empty to me
much like your sex life

How many dimension are you playing in my big brained friend?

He's certainly a power player but he's just in it so he can root some chick from the CFMEU
And god damn he's goingto pull it off

aus bois trippin over this big emu cock

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come to the cenny coast cunt

I'd vote

yall never gonna compete

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HOW DOES ONE POSE THE REQUEST TO A DOCTOR AND/OR CENTRELINK STAFF THAT THEY WISH TO RECEIVE SUPPORT FOR MENTAL ILLNESS?

I FEEL LIKE BRINGING THIS UP WILL PROMPT THE DOCTORS TO ASK THE QUESTION: "DON'T YOU WANT TO GET BETTER? FOCUS ON THAT!"

IF SOMEONE IS DEALING WITH FLUCTUATING MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES FOR MANY YEARS, HOW DO THEY GO ABOUT BRINGING THE CONVERSATIONAL GAP BETWEEN "YES, WE KNOW I'M SICK" to "LOOK, I NEED ECONOMIC SUPPORT"?

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Would unironically be less pissed if an emu moved in next door

Because where ever you might move will eventually get flooded by shitskins. The agenda of the current citizenship minister Alan Tudge is to relocate new migrants to regional towns for "integration". Nowhere is safe, these people aim to replace you, you cannot vote them out, protesting is illegal because racism, a firearm license costs around $500 for the TAFE training, fees and mandatory safe. Figure out the rest yourself.

Just pass over australia to us you inferior monkeys

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Sky News reporting Julie Bishop is going to run for the leadership, the (((globalists))) are running interference on based Pete.

>betting on mal
Come on user. Everyone knows ScoMo will do it

>nah its look pretty empty to me
>much like your sex life
Correct on both accounts

Give me a rundown is Dutton going to be in by next week or will the leadership spill resolve itself (i doubt it at this point)???

What happened to this kid???

this yall face when you see a big emu cock

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Tomorrow 12pm

Big Mal has outsmarted potato brained Dutton, he's told Scomo and Julie to put their hands up to ruin Dutton's chances.

stay losing aus bois

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>fuck off we're fu--

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Almost forgot it was this special day

heraldsun.com.au/blogs/andrew-bolt/the-priests-of-twitter/news-story/a939caf63422a3e1033b99c330d6731a

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You realize that when Dutton becomes PM he's going to start importing white South African farmers ASAP and they'll all racist liberal voters.

He might not win the next election but he'll lay the groundwork to win all future elections.

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Next PM comin' through.

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Dutton is too based, it will be scomo

ABC fully support leader and deputy leader of Labor party Malcolm Turnbull and Julie Bishop.
Bill Shorten is a meme.
Turnbull doesn't care, he is rich with high social status, that's why he said he will resign from parliament.
Peter Dutton the potato is attracting boganlanders who are mostly illiterate, Murdoch fake news corporation and Jow Forums trolls.
ALP will win the next election landslide.

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saucenao.

Mal isn’t running, he’s simply acting out of spite.

yall finished bruh

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>tweets "fuck off we're full"

real pic is a kid who whipped out a knife at school in burgerland and got shot by cops

niggerflag is just being a faggot

Roughly 63m.

Chinese colonist detected

God I hope you are right

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based boi

Scomo is a faggot boomer
Bishop is a moll
Dutton...well if he wins he's gonna have to say some seriously based shit to win.

Fuck off fvoot I bet you're not even an emu probably some dumb ostrich nigger

yeh I know user, what ever happened to the kid?? His father came out and was pissed his kid was arrested because he was a victim of constant bullying, did he end up in prison???

we always gonna be superior aus bois

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This.

ask yo daughter about my emu dik nigga

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he ded m8

What clown do I bet on?

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Malcom and the Libs know they are finished at the next election no matter who becomes leader, their best bet for hanging onto seats is either Scomo or Julie, Dutton would be a disaster for them.

You want the answer?
Incorrect.

Please respond to this ; I'm seriously unsure how to go about this.

Retard , it helps to land in hospital for whatever reason A few times

What are they saying Jow Forums ?

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Dutton is their only hope, no one wants to vote for Shorten, let alone Labor-Greens alliance.

Mate my daughters all have dicks, and if they ever didn't I'd put them back in until they grow one

Check Bet365 and BetFair as well and see if you can play the odds a little better. Sadly there's not a good deal of action now - you missed the boat on the good odds.

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Nah, it's a Spiral of Conflict 2.

...

Julie has put her hand up for the leadership position, absolutely retarded.

Y-you know he said he's going to step aside tomorrow r r right?

* retard Kia

we run broken hill aus bois
stay losing

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Wrong, the Libs have been on the nose for a while now.

history be repeating itself

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Even with things like this on my history (and they continue to occur) I'm still unsure how to go about actually asking the question. I'm not even sure who I;m supposed to start this conversation with, my GP? The carers at the hospital? A psychiatrist?

Bishop's the obvious winner. most appeal to normies

The only reason they’re on the nose is because of Turnbull’s Labor lite policies and his support for Chinese hegemony.

>broken hill
oh no, not broken hill
australia is finished

>Pete fails against Prepbull
>lefty media goes "HAHAHAHA LIBS ARE FALLING APART"
>Rudd > Gillard > Rudd bitchfest 8 years before
>"I-i-it's nothing!! move on goyim"
this really does rile me up, anyone else?

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link to site user ?
i wanna bet on the next one also.

What are you talking about?

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>destroy Rudd
>destroy Gillard
>destroy Abbott
>destroy Turnbull
>destroy Dutton before he can even run
Is this man unstoppable?

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How about getting a job instead of taking my tax dollars? Bet you are a fucking greens voter as well.

I honestly think he's ok, but he has this weak persona, I just want to see him yell or shout just to show me he has the capacity to fight for his issues

It doesn't rile me anymore because it's been the norm for so long. You don't get surprised when a dog pisses on a fire hydrant.

Not if he says some based shit. He'll have the entire mainstream media backing him.

Serious immigration cuts.
Fuck the chinks off.
Deal with the SJW cunts.

He just has to say it, he won't have to actually do it if he wins. People will vote for him out of desperation. People know that with Labor you are 100% guaranteed of a shitskin fest and further Melbournisation.