Are chinks the worst fucking tourists? Anyone got any green text stories to elloberate?

Are chinks the worst fucking tourists? Anyone got any green text stories to elloberate?

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>be me
>be on tour bus with thirty or so chinks
>guy in front of bus acting strange
>he's not a slope, looks more middle eastern
>ohshitit'son.exe
>guy stands up and starts aloha snackbarring
>cuts the driver's throat and launches himself out the door
>bus loses control and crashes into light pole
>cops, medical personnel, the whole enchilada
>caught the guy less than a half hour later
>cop tells me it's because they had 900 pictures of him
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>the worst tourists

No. They're the worst """people""", period.

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I wouldn't be suprised if this happened

>Go to sydney to get a new passport
>just there for one day done my shit at 9AM
>go for a walk around end up at that white building with the pointy bits
>There it is
>A fucking chink chasing a seagull snapping pictures of it
>that was the day that i stopped believing china`s avr IQ is 105

michael savage has some hilarious bits on chink tourists, try youtube. he goes into detail about how they lick ice cream cones and take pictures of the SF Bay like they've never seen a body of water before. cracks me up

Chinks are nigger tier

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>be me
>go to florida
>look out hotel window
>10-15 chinks piling in on a bus
>get angry

>Be me.
>Fly to Hanoi.
>Ride an overnight train from Hanoi to Sa Pa.
>Arrive to hotel.
>Decide to take a taxi to the newly built Mt. Fansipan cable car.
>On the way, awe struck by the beauty. Tell taxi to stop. Get out, gonna walk the rest of the way.
>Walking down the road, hear a bus pull up behind at creeping speed.
>wtf.jpg
>Bus stops. ~20 chinese people get out.
>Keep walking, they run up to me and surround me.
>They say “Oh, America!?”
>I nod.
>They proceed to take dozens of pictures with me like I’m a prop.
>Finally they get done and board the bus again.
>I finish my walk and the whole time I’m thinking “WTF just happened?”

Fuck Chinese bugmen.

>work at a museum
>Bus of chinks show up
>Seem pretty nice, always smiling, nodding their heads, and saying hello or yes
>After about 10 minutes they all get bored
>They start roaming the hallways
>Opening private doors, crossing Not for The Public ropes.
>Continue to be smiling and nodding their heads
>They peruse into the back hallways and into the either offices and break room.
>Just smiling and nodding their heads as they are gently pushed out of private areas.

>go to climb Mt Fuji in Japan
>see tons of slant-eyed women struggling amongst the rocks in high-heels
>all of them spoke Chinese

However yesterday night I’ve sat next to a female chink on a bus from Krakow to Budapest. Her English was surprisingly good and she was quite friendly, then it turned out she was from Hong-Kong and it all made sense. I’ve also had positive experiences with Taiwanese in Budapest. I’ve used to work with Chinks for 3 years and the difference is astounding.

Many of them coming here want to take photos with Finns and of Finns, and can be intrusive as fuck about it, like insisting people just going about their business to pose.

Only aussies and Koreans can post green texts about China men, the rest are 99% fabricated.
Aussies where u at

>own camaro 69
>wherever i park, bus stop with chinks to take pictures

got used to it now

>In NZ hitch hiking
>trying to get the fuck out of Auckland
>make it out some how. fuck_Auckland.jpg
>standing on the side of the road heaps of cars
>thumb up walking down the side of the road with my back pack
>bus approaches
>looks like its on a lean
>comes closer. see driver straining behind the wheel
>bus goes past
>MFW these chinks are all on one side of the bus taking pictures of this Dutch guy hitch hiking
>was lucky that day
>NZ roads are constructed to a high standard, if that happened in Australia I would have been dead

Did you see anyone die????

I have to go to China soon and I'm dreading how many people I'm going to see die everything there is a fucking death trap

Will I die too????????

Stag dos are the worst tourists. Lotta fun to drink with though

Japs did this with my family in Italy

and pearl harbour

Hanoi is in Vietnam. I never saw anyone die in Asia, and I’ve been to the Philippines, Korea, China, Vietnam, Thailand, Japan, etc.

There are definitely dangers though. Try to avoid touching metal objects because they tend to not know how electrical grounding works. And avoid being near high vehicle traffic streets as much as possible—the mother fuckers cant drive.

Going with the flow of foot traffic generally works out pretty well, but always be aware of your surroundings.

That doesnt make sense

also avoid escalators, and elevators if you can.

are you threatening me?

>chinks come to NZ
>go to the local
>sit there all day and night at the pokies
>yelling at the publican for water

Yes, good tip.

YOU SHOULD TAKE AN ESCALATOR OR ELEVATOR IN CHINA YOU FUCKING BLM SCUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE ONLY GOOD TIP FOR A BLM FAN IS A GOOD SHARP TIP OF A BLADE!

now now leaf thats not very nice, hey
apologize to that nice young man, hey
He cant help it that he is mentally retarded, hey

>group of chinks ask for directions
>send them to a roach ghetto
>call business partner to look out for some victims

>at lake tahoe with family
>walk around the beach for a few minutes away from where everyone is and pick a secluded spot so we can smoke weed in peace and not have it around children
>family of gooks with young kids appear out of nowhere
>no biggie, there are spots everywhere for them, they must just be passing by
>wrong, they decide they are going to set up shop right where we are at and basically invade our space to the point of us having to move since they are just letting their kids wander through our area where we have beer bottles, pipes and weed everywhere

do these people have any awareness or value of privacy?

once more in english?

>cops, medical personnel
Pssh.. nothin personnel... kid

that is english cant help it that you speak burger

No.

At least chinks don’t murder, rape, and rob, and turn every place they inhabit into the fucking Congo overnight like BLMs do. This thread is about people being mildly annoyed.

asian girls love the bbc, looking forward to my third trip to Asia.

instead they slowly drain the life out of everything including each other. that's much better.

The ones who are into poop sex and eating turds, maybe.

YOU WANT SOME OF THIS TOO YOU FUCKING BOGAN SCUMBAG!!!!!!!!!

A Bug's Life

>watching ‘Crocodile Dundee” without subtitles, the post
And a digeridoo day to you too matey!

Those ones are already taken by the Germans.

Some East Asians have good genetics and very high IQs. We can use some of them to help breed our Aryan master race.

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Hi Israel.

Green text from NZ

>Driving in the car in Waikato region near matamata (where they got the LOTR tourist shit)with dad and his friend
>Friend is an old Maori dude with a big grey/white wispy beard who dresses in kinda shawl like gear
>We stop at the lookout over kaimai ranges to smoke weeds and relax
>Bus full of chinks shows up
>“gandarf gandarf!”
>His Maori blood takes over and he begins to chimp out at them
>“fuck off ya bloody fucking gooks”
>“gandarfffff PHOTO PHOTO”
> Wind begins to pick up, cloud blocks out the sun
>“I SAID FUCK OFF YA FUCKING BASTARDS”
>Chinks visibly shaken by encounter
>Their suspicions kick in and they warily back off
>We drive away with me losing my shit while dad and Maori gandalf grumble about chinks and poos

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Visited Japan recently. It was the cleanest, most organized, civilized country I have ever been to. The only bad things about Japan were the FUCKING CHINESE TOURISTS BEING LOUD, OBNOXIOUS, BLOCKING TRAFFIC, PUSHING PEOPLE, IGNORING RULES, THROWING GARBAGE ANYWHERE, AND ACTING LIKE THEY WERE EITHER REALLY PISSED OR JEALOUS of the country and the people they were visiting. Any major European city is the same. Chinese tourists are scum and a virus that should be eradicated.

The Yellow Leaves

Shalom Goldberg, what's you yearly salary for doing this stuff? Just curious

>Go to Niagara Falls for the first time during the summer
>City REEKS, shitty kebab and indian food everywhere
>Eat at an indian buffet, nobody washes hands, no air conditioning and no english
>Only by the good grace of god do I avoid food poisoning, indian bro that was with us later tells me I could have died
>As nasty as this experience was, it did little to prepare me for what was to come
>In the observation docks above the falls HORDES of chinese people have monopolized all routes of traffic and sightseeing spots
>The consistently push through people with abandon, shoving people aside as they devolve into brutally loud screeching with their compatriots
>I climb through the masses to the upper observation deck, hoping for relief
>Finally, a little peace and quiet. I notice and older chinese gentleman overlooking the masses below
>I think to myself "Ah, one from the older generation. Perhaps he can sympathize in the dealings with his animalistic progeny?"
>I can almost make out a frown on his face, was my faith partially restored?
>nope
>Fucking hocks a HUGE loogie over the poor people pushed back by the chinese, almost as if by design.
>Old man spit rains freely, gluing itself to men, women and children of proud European descent

To be fair, I think he didn't mean to spit over the edge. Had a bit of a remorseful look afterwards. BUT WHY THE FUCK DO THEY SPIT SO MUCH

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I can fucking see it bro. Maori know all about the yellow menace.

You haven’t met the niggers in Shinjuku who holler at every tourist and try to invite them into shady night clubs?

>be Chinese
>be on a University exchange program
>get sent to France
>found a part time job as a waiter in this little boutique buffet restaurant that serves small portions of regional French cuisine
>like it there, business is a bit quiet though
>one day, boss tells us that he got a call from a travel agent, booking for 30 odd Americans
>uh oh
>D-Day arrives, sound of heavy footsteps, screaming children and obnoxious jabbering come crashing in
>immediately start shoving chairs and tables
>"hey Ma, can I sit next to the window?", the smaller tub of lard speaking to its progenitor
>"sure Hun", the larger one responded
>a bunch of them start demanding for bacon
>another group start shoveling the petite finger foods by the bucket load into their plate
>"You ain't got yo money's worth unless you try haw haw haw. These Frenchies think they can screw us over with their smaller portions"
>a few of them started to harrass the poor chef to make some omlettes
>"hurry up with those crepes!! There's like 5 of us waiting here"
>"It's not called a crepe, Josh. It's omlette-du-fromage"
>"hehehhee Omlette-DU-FROMAGE"
>suddenly the whole group starts laughing and making Dexter's Laboratory impressions of "Omlette Du Fromage"
>bits of French cuisine fly from some mouths and across the dining floor
>this tirade doesn't end for another hour or so
>when it was all over, nearly all of the food in the bar was cleared out
>the only thing unmolested were the salads
>the restaurant made a couple hundred Euro loss in food, cleaning and damages


Yeah you Burgers act like you are any better

Went to the wonderful great barrier reef. Careful as shit not to disturb the coral.

Chink tourists are ripping off chunks of it to hold it above water to take photos

>the only thing unmolested were the salads

kek

But you only find those right outside their stores/bars/etc., not in every fucking tourist location blocking the way, monopolizing space, fucking dressing up with formal japanese attire with a fucking professional photo crew at 6:00 AM taking pictures, pushing you out of the way at restaurants, and fucking yelling, always fucking yelling, oblivious at everyone staring at them.

Chinks include only chinese people?

Also avoid asian countries if you can

thats terribly sad. dumb niggers try to meme US are bad tourists. subhuman gooks are the real threat. no conscience.

Everybody here is aware this isn't true.

For them is like gold BC muuh medicine

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This one is from NPR so forgive me if you heard it before, but they were talking about Lake Baikal. Currently the place is full of chinese tourists. They promised letting them in would bring in chinese money, but what ended up happening is chinese investors built hotels in the area and opened shops that only cater to chinese. So essentially they come to Lake Baikal, stay at chinese owned hotels and eat/shop at chinese owned stores. When they go on tours they walk into peoples yards and take pictures of residents. They stomp all over their gardens and peak into peoples houses. Whenever they encounter locals they tell them Lake Baikal belongs to them because thousands of years ago some guy from china named the lake something different.

Taiwanese people are great. Always so happy and friendly. I've always had a lot of fun with Taiwanese people.

Hong Kong people are nice too. More reserved but are usually very well mannered very well educated and well poised.

It's really just the commies that are the problem.

Source: from vancouver

>chinks flood here every summer
>rape beach of pippies (small shellfish) and anything else alive (anything, seaweed rock crabs you name it)
>coming out of surf last summer
>see group of chinks digging on the beach
>tell them its illegal
>smile and pretend they dont understand
>kick over esky theyre filling
>chink manlets surround me
>about 15 surf bros see whats going on, come in and join stand off
>chink starts running towards group of us, rest run with him
>prepare to fight
>chinks run straight past us and keep running to car park
>leave all their gear on the beach
>throw it in the water and laugh
>tell lifeguards to get fucked (watching the whole time and doing nothing)
>pretty sure Im on a video of 'racists' on north nsw beach
hehehe

Patrice raises a really good question. How do the most soulless people on earth fuck the most out of everyone?

American tourists are an incredible nuisance even here which you wouldn’t expect. we are so similar you wouldn’t think there would be any culture shock but you can spot these obnoxious monsters from a mile away.
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sure thing, chinkleaf, you need to go back home

Seriously though, I know PRC's could be crude and shameless, but back when I was in Europe, the Brits and Americans didn't fare that much better

>university exchange program
full fee paying chink attempting to backdoor visa into Australia and eventually get his 3000 relatives here via chain migration.

Fuck off chink, your days are numbered

At least I pay my dues, Hex dodger

*HECS

germans are the worst
their socks with sandles and loud ugly language
american college students on their semester abroad are a close second.

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fuck off cunt, post under a commie flag.
> I know PRC's could be crude and shameless
Tienanmen Square Massacre
South China sea aggression
Loan defaulting poor nations
Annexation of Tibet
Freedom of speech banned
Yulan dog meat festival
Xinping installing himself as eternal leader
State sponsored killing
pcps in all of your food
gutter oil
Shitting in the streets
Maos long march of ruining your country
Constant foreign interference
Parasite zerg-like mentality
Zero creativity from drone life
Elevators that collapse
Highest aids rate in the world
Highest Hepatitis rate in the world
Chink bird flu
Shit products

fuck you

no

kek, your busines english class has failed you ugly boxheaded drone trying hard to be 'white'
close your mouth, adjust your glasses and get some pants on.

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Spelling doesn't include acronyms.

Besides, I am not familiar with terms associated with debt, never having to face it if you know what I mean

*turns computer off for fear of deep state chinks killing him for having Tienanmen Square massacre mentioned*

Actually that would be burgers, chinks are pretty low key in JP as they have to work there, mostly illegally. Burgers, otoh, are fucking retarded, cannot comprehend any signage in English, cannot use a map in English, and fat as fuck. At least Euros are fit and don't stand out as much. Burgers are lard.

Annoying how easily Ive described your life?
Dont be too upset, you're all the same.

>all that seething hatred

Did your girl cheat on you for a Chinese guy in a Benz or something?

they lose all their money in vegas and buy overpriced dinners at locals casinos, which i happen to be invested in. although, RRR doesnt deserve this downturn

Good. My south coast nsw beach gets absolutely destroyed by tourists every summer. Thankfully it's cold enough that it keeps people away and has a chance to regenerate every year. The warmer northern beaches are going to be completely dead soon.

>be me
>masturbating in bushes of college dorms while watching qt.314 as I usually do on Tuesday nights
>finish cutting my palm so I can jizz in my hand and drink the mix of blood and semen to honor Lord Baphomet
>start walking to my car
>have to walk through dorm entrance
>chink opens door before I can
>doesn't acknowledge I'm even there while on his phone yelling loud chink noises
>continues to keep walking and bumps into me
>too high from the rush of adrenocrome I snorted seconds before
>watch him walk away continuing to scream into his phone like nothing happened
I swear they're the fucking worst

No one likes chinks buddy.
Leftist media isn't what real Australians think, just a bunch of apologists and browns in a hugbox.
sorry to burst your bubble, you're hated and seen as a plague, parasite.

I remember seeing an entire Chink family bathing in a public fountain in Toronto

You really sound like you're in pain

Tell me, who hurt you?

Here’s some homework for you

Type ‘Wise Earth Property Group, Elizabeth Street’ into google maps and report back

that hurt didn't it
:)

The Dead Red Leafs

get the surf bros onto it
also boomers digest redpills easily and are usually in charge of shit that happens around local towns.
start slowly, youll be surprised how quickly you can turn the local population against chinks

Kek

I've been to China multiple times and visited many different tourist areas there. The forbidden city, the terracotta army, the great wall (in a few places). Chinese tourists were polite and respectful. Fuck off with this meme. You dipshits will believe anything without seeing it with your own eyes. The Chinese are respectful but they are dubious in business and government. Even they acknowledge that.

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Oh no chinky. It looks like Dutton is going to get in.
Maybe say your final goodbyes to your relatives on visas?