Whoa, ITS HAPPENING!

Nothing ever happens. I'll cut you with my butter knife and teach you a lesson

About to light up a fat blunt with Captain Don.

Fire that useless piece of shit

you could probably tear him apart with just tweezers

Breaking: Sources say Trump yelled “sleep through this you son of a bitch” before feeding sessions into a wood chipper, then sending the flesh mulch to a legal weed farm to provide nutrients to the weed which Trump will victory smoke.

I would never otherwise stand up for someone with a Southern accent, but Sessions trumped today, with dignity.

They should investigate him after too, either he is corrupt or they threatened to give him the Flynn treatment.

have your fucking (You), what a beautiful picture you paint

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If Sessions had offered to resign at one point before (and of course Trump was too bull-headed to accept it, as it would show his poor judgement in nominating Sessions)...we need to meme Sessions to resign now.

He's not at all responsible for Drumpf's miserable failings. LOSING

sessions was already scheduled at the WH for a round table discussion on some fuck thing or other. he wont be fired until after the midterms. useless motherfucker should have been long gone

It's Thursday where you are, no?

I dont think Trump thought Mueller was going to be this desperate and veer this far off Russia

Kaitlan is so fucking hot

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Story time
>be me
>catering an anniversary party for my boss
>venue is their Unitarian fellowship hall, replete with parquet dance floor
>boss and wife have been taking dance lessons
>jitterbug.exe
>only catch is floor is broke up in sections and stored in a closet
>only other catch is that the guy who knows how to set it up correctly is in his 80s with matching wife
>16 4' x 8' floor pieces stored in closet, bolted to wall
>old man removes bolt and I start pulling pieces one by one out to the floor
>nohurryatall.wav
>old lady decides to help
>enters closet and starts tugging wood
>ten 4'x8', 1" thick pieces of parquet floor decide to tip over on her
>one of the sheets scrapes her shin to the bone
>her thick ancient blood splats on the ground like a spoonful of pudding
>my first instinct tells me to grab something fabric and apply pressure
>only thing in the closet is a curtain rod with two white curtains still hanging from it
mfw she tells me not to use the nice curtains because they'll be ruined

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