/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - SARAH NO! EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
promiseskept.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Roundtable on Foreign Inv Bank Risk 8/23/18
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>Pres Trump on F&F 8/23/18
youtu.be/RuwK1QipDDg pt1
youtu.be/FoC2YLINIF4 pt2
>The Real WH Press Brief 8/23/18
youtu.be/8EsUNOIYyKg
>VP Pence @NASA Johnson Space Center 8/23/18
c-span.org/video/?450436-1/
>VP Pence Tours Training Facility @Johnson Space Center 8/23/18
c-span.org/video/?450436-101/
>MoH Hall of Heroes Induction Ceremony Honors AFTechSgt Chapman 8/23/18
defense.gov/Videos/videoid/620839/
>SoS Pompeo Announces Spec NoKo Rep Biegun 8/23/18
youtu.be/0Pnox_tsTCc
>SoS Pompeo meets w/Kenya CabSec Juma 8/23/18
youtu.be/HpE0N40AnWU
>SBAAdm McMahon on FBN 8/23/18
youtu.be/4BLYTPO7JZE
>FEMAAdm Long Press Conf on Hurricane Lane 8/23/18
youtu.be/diRos_Ztkx0
>NSA Bolton Press Conf 8/23/18
youtu.be/hvlMNfar6ns
>CEAChair Hassett on FBN 8/23/18
youtu.be/pj193R6jjyQ
>NASAAdm Bridenstine on FBN 8/23/18
youtu.be/AMxPUNGBUEE
>Fed Commission on School Safety in Nevada 8/23/18
youtu.be/fZ5hHzsmch0
>Transp/NASA Nomination Hearings @Senate 8/23/18
c-span.org/video/?450387-1/
>RNCSpox McEnany on FoxNews 8/23/18
youtu.be/CevZ5bFPg9w
>GOPAd: Democrats Want to Abolish ICE 8/23/18
youtu.be/B1Lz69hc7D8
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 8/23/18
youtu.be/g0wZkPBqPH8

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ATTENTION: NEW BAKER REQUIRED!

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MAGA

00ʍ∀

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STOP BEING LAZY......... fine I'll get one or two

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LOL

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waging is killing me

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I can hold

What do we do if they come after his family?

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ignore then

Almost time

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Uncle Adolf please come back

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Um no sweetie Cohen betrayed Trump because of Putin

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Guys I want to be a big guy for Trump, but I can't stop going to this South African food truck by my house. The owners are open communists, but the street chakalaka is so good. What do?

>Jews warning that Trump will finish what the Holocaust started
SOON.

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Fucking Cohen isn't a witness, he is a defendant in his own case. His testimony fails to implicate anyone but himself on multiple legal levels, with none of the recitation of his charges during a guilty plea being legally capable of implicating another in a crime, much less become the basis of another investigation and indictment, despite what the brainlet reddit legal experts think.
>It's a plea (cant do that for someone you're not)
>It's a guilty plea (this goes double because the prosecution and judge will stop you from doing things that aren't reading from the paper they gave you)
>It's just him alone on trial (pretty self explanatory)
>the plea testimony is carefully written by the prosecution to avoid implication of anyone but the defendant in the crime (failure to do so nukes the investigation and effectively puts the trial on death row for the appeal)
>"The Candidate" is indeed a neutral term that does not implicate Trump, and cannot be used as the basis of, or to further push for, putting Trump under investigation

>The rush of lawmakers to conflate a plea with witness testimony, including official statements calling it proof that the president committed a crime, that he was directly implicated in the plea testimony, threatening him, and that this is justification to place him under investigation, is ironically fucking up the trial and the follow up investigations that were to come out of that
>Lanny Davis is a literal legal suicide bomber that in "Speaking for his client" did absolutely everything the prosecution tried to prevent, either having lost his mind, or is crashing this investigation with no survivors. Cohen isn't just fruit from the poison tree when he talks to Mueller, he's a fucking landmine

What the fuck is going on. Cohen is a Trump plant btw, and even the NYAG isn't stupid enough to eat Cohens fruit and go after Trump's family.

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THIS user HAS BAKING!

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Good. I was worried that I'd have to volunteer/

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Thanks for yielding

Everything is stupid.

>Cohen is a Trump plant
That's a pretty hot take, what do you mean by that?

OH NONONONO

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This is what happens when Jews push emotional nonsense in place of logic and reason in schools for fifty years.

Oh no, millions more dead non-white babies with tax payer money :(

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>75 Days until the blue wave gets flushed
>439 Days until the 2019 elections
>803 Days until we Make America Great Again again

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I`m blackpilled today. Can I have a whitepill?

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I'm going to marry awoo.

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>Trump lashed out at Turnbull during a call shortly after taking office last year, reportedly badgering and eventually hanging up on the Australian leader.

>Trump argued with Turnbull over a past agreement on refugees that he viewed as unfair, according to reports at the time.

>The combative conversation led to Speaker Paul Ryan (R-Wis.) and other lawmakers to reaffirm support for the key U.S. ally.

>“I have had it,” Trump told his Australian counterpart during the call, according to a transcript reported later by The Washington Post. “I have been making these calls all day, and this is the most unpleasant call all day.”

>Trump told the Australian leader that he had a better conversation with Russian President Vladimir Putin, according to The Post.

>“Putin was a pleasant call,” Trump said. “This is ridiculous.”


AUSTRALIAN PRIME MINISTER HAS BEEN OUSTED!
OH NO NO NO NO

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Must have threatened to cut him out of the jew gold will

THE WAIT.

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bullshit lmao

that was not the first time Trump has described putin in that manner

Is 95c a coin? Why should I invest?

Will catposter be on time tonight? Stay tuned to find out!

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1 FUGGIN MINUTE!!!!!!

A FUCKING NDA IS NOT ILLEGAL

Sure. What do you want to know???

>75 Days until the blue wave gets flushed
Don't underestimate those psychopaths

iktf. one day at a time, bro. just think of that paycheck, for the few, sweet moments you get to hold it before it is distributed amongst various merchants.

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Cat, I love you, but nice try, heh.

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>we
Nice try CIA, Trump supporters will do nothing and you and the rest of the glow niggers in the 3 letter agencies will still hang. Your time comes soon

BUT THE TIME FOR TOMBOYS IS NOW

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>the solution to nonwhites is to promote promiscuity

>leftists in charge of sticking to one narrative
>chinks in charge of staying up late to bake
ITS TIME!!!

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>Your honor, my client was paid 130k/150k for this NDA
>a federal judge has found that arrangement to have been a felony committed by Michael Cohen
>I ask that you throw out this contract on the grounds that it was contracted as part of a crime

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You'll die before all the whites are mix raced and beat to death.

>Can I have a whitepill?
We might finally be on the road to lighting the fuse on this fucking powder keg.

Look, if he's not willing to actually start the civil war I'm not going to help his ass out.

It's a storm that's turning into another hurricane you memelord. Hawaii about to get DP'd

YES!!

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I just want top make it

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There's a bunch of your national bird here in the farm

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No, of course not. Paying for it is.

It's like how buying bread is not illegal but paying in cocaine is.

YEAHHHHH BOOOIIII!

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wew

fag

Ummm sorry sweetie.

This nation supports abortion. We love killing millions of babies and selling the parts to make extra cash.
We should even give additional cash incentives to mothers wanting to kill their babies. Maybe even support infanticide? I know most American support their tax dollars going towards killing babies. We're overpopulated!

SUCK IT, RING WINGERS!!

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Better luck next time
Gg
YES
YES!!!

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I have blonde hair, blue eyes, and was born exactly 100 years after Hitler, to the day. Should I start a cult?

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YES NICE GUYS

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He could have saved his name. Too bad

A drowning person is a danger to the person trying to rescue hin. He will try to climbo above the water by pushing the rescuer underwater. A sinking jew in court is probably the equivalent.

>cats in charge of not hiss

CONTROL URSELF

How is the right-wing today? Like, is the left in full censor mode because we are winning, or because they want to choke us even more?
Genuinely asking. I have mixed responses from social media (which I hate).

We have the best autistic posters don't we folks. Now post some god damn anime tomboys

Specifically paying for it in excess of campaign finance limits when the NDA is to protect a campaign.

Congrats despite the sabotage
nice

bitch(nice digits though)

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Is this the most relevant political cartoon of the 21st century

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45 Republicans???

You're too stupid to live
Personal funds are not campaign funds
Just because some retards in SDNY said otherwise doesn't make it true

>tax payer money
so even if you abort them you STILL have to take my shekels
great argument

Good job nigger

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If Trump had used campaign money and written off the payments as "consulting from AMI" he probably would've gotten away with it. Nothing wrong with spending campaign money to help your campaign.

Proud of you too fren

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>ID is literally kYS

Beautiful words. I hope it`s true. We just need strenght and a spark to wake up the masses.
Graypill, I guess.
Beautiful bird.

>This nation supports abortion.
And I agree, save countless lives from future rapists and murders from single moms raising unfit filth.

>crying statue of liberty
Every fucking time

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OOPSIE WOOPSIE!!!

THE DOJ HAD ANOTHER FUCKY WUCKY!!! THEIR MONKEYS ARE WORKING HARD TO FIX THE PROBLEM!!! GOOGOOABOO!!!

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Trump paid off whores before he was a candidate. It's not a listed campaign expense. It's also literally never been successfully prosecuted ever in US history making this whole thing a complete fucking witch hunt.

No.
White Suburbanite Birth rate
>2.1 - 2.4
White ruralite Birth rate
>1.4 - 1.5
White urbanite Birth rate
>0.9 - 1.1

Well done, kot.

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Are urban liberals going extinct, then?

>Personal funds are not campaign funds
Yeah. Cohen and Pecker's personal funds are not campaign funds. If they had paid using campaign funds,it just have been unreported expenditures. Instead, they conspired to receive an unreported and excessive in kind contributions.

>tfw missed comfy hours last night because some chucklefuck cut the entire rural redneck town's cable for 15 hours
Is this a 5 day streak for you now fren?

It's missing a furry hanging out with the commie but pretty close

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I dont know what the fuck Lanny Davis is up to and I don't think he really does either. The way he is posting on twitter about Cohen is like he was dumped and wants to get back together.

I think Roy Cohn taught Donald Trump how to weaponize Jews and the final outcome are these niggersteins with the powers of advanced psychosis.

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So mostly monkeys then? How self sustained are you? Could you survive months without resupply? I'd be pretty sketched out living as a minority surrounded by violent Brazilians but I've only lived in heavily armed 95%+ white areas.
I'll fly you up to Maine for vacation if you fly me down, would like to check it out.

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Where’s the damn hugposter?
Its like a Seinfeld without Shigman

Trump should declassify everything and let it loose for plebs to read

>we weren't caught guys, we were just testing you!...

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Uh not entirely no. But by 2060 there will only be like 38 million white people left who won’t be suburbanites.

>It's also literally never been successfully prosecuted ever in US history
Apparently you weren't paying attention when the judge entered Cohen's plea into the record and found him guilty.

We're all gonna make it, bro. Just keep your nose to the grindstone.

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Checked

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That's what I was wondering too, it might be four but kitty is on a nice streak though that's for sure

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How about that nice movie you're going to watch Saturday.
Silent Running is a good Sci Fi flick.

Is that Maine or Australia?

Yes. If not for mass immigration, the political situation in this country would fix itself in a generation or two.

But alas, they’ve anticipated this and chosen to import millions of third world ringers to “correct” this disparity.

>some chucklefuck cut the entire rural redneck town's cable for 15 hours
lol wut

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Yeah, because trying to implicate Trump in bullshit isn't going to destroy your family name forever.
Why are jews so dumb?