>Names Bond mate
>I take my chicken fried, not grilled
Names Bond mate
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*pours out his martini for the homies*
>coming in 2020
>Idris Elba
>is James Bond in
>The Man With The Golden Grill
codeine and sprite my darling
>codeine and sprite my darling
How would the new bond music go with a black?
Kek
Well James Bond canonically is half Scottish, half Swiss. Idris Elba looks like any Swiss I've ever seen.
>Octodreads leans in
>How did you get so proficient in investigative techniques Mr. Bond?
>mate I been tracking cars my entire life
>I can detect rim size by the smell of the metal flakings
WE
Nice
>the names bond
>bail bond muhfugga
Aw sheeeit i iz a nigger james bond fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk sheeeeeeit
Post yfw this movie tanks and white supremacy is blamed for it.
00Congo
lmao
The name's Bond, Ngwele Bond
yfw the best grilled chicken is African
>Never say Nigger Again
Lost
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T
I want to see as many franchises dies as possible at this point. I have not watched television in 8 years, and I have not be inside a cinema in about 14 years. All of it is a waste of time and money. I used to just leave it at that, but since they're going so hard on this, I hope they all bomb miserably and turn off as many white skin normies, and asians as possible.
>dat bat and monkey meat ayo
but lets call it chicken
>warrants are forever
>the man with the golden hi-point
>the spy who mugged me
>coonraker
>never say nigger again
>Taquanda never dies
>quantum of soul food
Jordans are Forever
>Dr. Ho
>from Africa with AIDS
>Goldblinger
>Basketball
>You Only Nig Thrice
>On Her Masters Secret Plantation
>Diamonds are for Niggers
>Gib and Get Fly
>The Man With the Stolen Gun
>The Spy who Mugged Me
>Mooncricket
>For Black Guys Only
>Never Say Nigger Again
>The Nigging Nightlife
>Licence to Ill
>GoldenTooth
>WE WUZ ROYALE
Posting in a high quality thread
>moon cricket
10/10
The Scottish cunt that wanted to turn Bond into lefty #metoo niggerfication is no longer working on it because all the actors told him to fuck off.
Danny Boyle is a lefty faggot. Based religious man from Game of Thrones is right.
You winning
Same as usual, but beatboxing.
>For England James?
>Na, for the kang
Fuck me my sides
Basically the Shaft theme.
th oipening scene when he shoots the camera and the camera bleeds, he just cocks the gun sideways and keeps shooting for about four minutes until the credits stop
>"I'm Q yo hermesay innit raatid, I'll be advising mans on dee the latest technology dem Kween's Secret Service haffi to offer and we know nuff ting bout dat blaaat blaat innit blud. Over here we have a bottle of drain cleaner and a moped."
I'd be stoked about this, unironically would he a better bond then Craig the pouty faggot
lmao
Names Bond. Bail Bond. Gin ‘n Juice; taken, no tip.
>moon cricket
>rolling on the floor for 5 solid minutes laughing so loud the neighbors can hear me.
12/10
*puts rake down*
Leafs are getting based these past days
and the chick he brings along that usually gets killed, he just rapes the fuck out of her
KEK
There's been reports of Boers finding their way to leafland, which is what I attribute this anomaly to
>no tip
KEK
>i'll have a malt liquor, stolen not paid for.
Kek
>De'James Boon - A License to Chimpout
>A Missouri security guard has been fired after a bartender accused him of being racist and trying to order a “Trayvon Martini,” referencing Trayvon Martin, the unarmed black teenager who was shot and killed in 2012.
>Kansas City’s Buzzard Beach bartender, Alobar Bandaloop, posted about the encounter with Mike Dargy on social media. “As a bartender, I’m asked to make 1001 different drinks and never once has any drink like this crossed till last week,” Bandaloop wrote Monday in the now viral Facebook post.
>Dargy, a former Olathe police officer and local security guard employed by Chelsey Brown International, allegedly went into Buzzard Beach and tried to order the drink from Bandaloop.
I wouldn't mind him playing another double 0 agent, but why must he play Bond? Really, when Bond was living on a beach during Skyfall, Her Majesty's Secret Service didn't just close up shop. Where's 006? Why can't Elba be him? Also, Elba is not some American nigger hoodlum.
006 is a traitor and dead as fuck in the Cuban jungle
Racist has no meaning anymore
>the man with the stolen gun
The spy who raped me
Why don't they just make him 008 or some shit?
>“When he noticed the shock on my face, he decided to tell me the recipe. One shot of vodka, watermelon juice, and it only takes one shot because it only takes one shot to put him down!” Bandaloop claims.
>008
>08
>8
because then they aren't subverting and destroying a cultural icon, as per their soviet inspired plan.
9
10
11
what the fuck ever
>tfw russians are the reason people are closeminded and not their own natural stupidity
their own natural stupidity is why they think the commie bullshit is a good idea in the first place.
WTF I love communism now.
>00K
Did it really ever?
Do you expect me to discuss my grievances?
No Mr Bond, I expect you to chimp out.