PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - CUTTING AID EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
promiseskept.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Moral Panic 8/24/18
youtu.be/HnJMBlpFLtE
>Pres Trump @GOP Dinner in Columbus OH 8/24/18
youtu.be/ycpGzWcLZjI
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania Visit Children's Hospital 8/24/18
youtu.be/KF6nNP4C-f0 pt1
youtu.be/MmLDa5mrcM4 pt2
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania Arrive in Columbus OH 8/24/18
youtu.be/WcBRHP0gRKA
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania Depart DC 8/24/18
youtu.be/b57eb4eLkQI
>VP Pence @RNLA Summer Luncheon 8/24/18
c-span.org/video/?450442-1/
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Terrorist Threats 8/24/18
youtu.be/-eBAdrtnY8k
>USTransComm CoC Ceremony 8/24/18
dod.defense.gov/Videos/videoid/621066/
>USAF Commemorate MoH Recipient AFTechSgt Chapman 8/24/18
defense.gov/Videos/videoid/621025/
>TrumpTweet: Our Economy is the Strongest It's Ever Been 8/24/18
youtu.be/bUZYR4oBilg
>NASAVid: Spitzer Telescope 15 Years in Space 8/24/18
youtu.be/vglkIIFQZWI
>This Week @State 8/24/18
youtu.be/wNDsp9_MSDA
>VP Pence/Rep Scalise in New Orleans 8/23/18
c-span.org/video/?450495-1/
>Pres Trump Roundtable on Foreign Inv Bank Risk 8/23/18
c-span.org/video/?450440-1/
>Pres Trump on F&F 8/23/18
youtu.be/RuwK1QipDDg pt1
youtu.be/FoC2YLINIF4 pt2
>VP Pence @NASA Johnson Space Center 8/23/18
c-span.org/video/?450436-1/
>MoH Hall of Heroes Induction Ceremony Honors AFTechSgt Chapman 8/23/18
defense.gov/Videos/videoid/620839/

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Jesus christ there are some real weirdos in here tonight.

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i'm not even going to try and spoil tonight
i'm going to just declare right now that BOTH of you won't be on time

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quit putting yourself down user

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WE SCHWARZENEGGER NOW

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>t. Worst Faggot

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>trump wont even mention what happened to cohen
>not even talking about his entire team being sentenced to life in prison

Lmfao....
I have been a trump supporter since the second RNC debate. I was one of the guys helping rig online polls, making memes, and praising kek for the victory of a lifetime

But now im done.
I can not get in to this level of delusion.

Im done.

This will be my final post in PTG.
I urge you to leave too.

Jow Forums has a disproportional amount of weirdos so of course the same applies to Jow Forums and /ptg/.

>tonight

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I cling to the blackpill because clinging to hope is too scary

Is this the thread where the cat fucks it up?

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I Curse every Man, Women and Child of the Deep State. Misfortune, Sickness and Madness upon them.

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>there are some real weirdos in here tonight

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Unironically, pick up the book. It's not very involved technical reading, either.
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_High_Frontier:_Human_Colonies_in_Space

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CNN clickbait is just shit. Make it shorter and use more buzzwords. You'd think these faggots would know this but apparently they don't.

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MAKE ISRAEL GREAT AGAIN!

>have crush on a cashier at the qrocerey store.
>go through her line, not even on purpose
>she barely acknowledges me
I didn't have to be like this /ptg/, if it weren't for my anxiety I would still be fit, and she would have liked me.

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Hey the guy who found out how cities in CA voted are you here???

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>Not clinging to Hope
Fucking queers.

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I love you so much. Will you come to my house so we can have the damn sex tonight?

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t. newfag

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how does it feel that after Trump dies there is literally not a single person to take over his role, and everything will return to business as usual?

Sure, a strong-minded billionaire can wedge his way into power, but men like that are few and far between, and there's certainly not anyone promising who'd be able to fill his shoes.

How does it feel to realize that no matter what Trump accomplishes, it will make no difference in the long term?

Put THAT in your pants and smoke it.

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There can be only one.

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WHY AM I WATCHING CS:GO ON TV??

ALSO
youtube.com/watch?v=J-gOSuCqqDI

move on dude

You don’t understand the intricate (You) game the cat is playing

>still nothing about McBrain

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You are probably right...

We don't like normie scum here.

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It'll be like the Castro tweet.

>Awan blatantly broke literally any one of dozens of federal laws each of which would put any one away for a decade
>nope see ya later case dismissed
Thanks Sessions

>awful fucking day
>look forward to promised surprise
pic related

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I wonder how badly the Internet would freak out if Trump tweeted the BRÄIN man copypasta verbatim.

Cling to Hope
Never lose Hope

Kikes Mutilated Me
Kikes Mutilated You
Kikes Mutilated Me
Kikes Mutilated You
Kikes Mutilated Me
Kikes Mutilated You
Kikes Mutilated Me
Kikes Mutilated You
Kikes Mutilated Me
Kikes Mutilated You
Kikes Mutilated Me
Kikes Mutilated You..''

>MCBRAIN

GOOD ONE BUDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

set goals, work on yourself

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1. A candidate (Trump) can make an UNLIMITED CONTRIBUTION to his own campaign.

2. A non-candidate (Cohen) has a LIMIT to his contribution to a campaign.

3. Cohen went OVER his non-candidate limit and broke the law by making payments to Stormy.

4. Trump was able to repay Cohen to any UNLIMITED amount, because there is no monetary limit for the candidate.

5. Cohen then stands up and does a cry-baby routine claiming to be bullied into breaking the law HIMSELF, obviously trying to get less punishment and deflect.

6. Cohen is an idiot lawyer and should've known better, but he ultimately made the decision to break the law himself. Try telling a cop " but someone else told me to do it" and see how that works for you.

End of story.

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Ever consider that you're part of an internet hate machine?

QRD? Just got home. What kind of weirdos are we talking about here

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>thicc

get ready to live a long and happy life as western civilization leads humanity into the stars you fucking faggot

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a w o o

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Everyone else on Earth would be confused as hell, but Jow Forums's servers would die.

He knows people are waiting for him to shit on Cain

>Cohen went OVER his non-candidate limit and broke the law by making payments to Stormy.
HOW IN THE FUCK IS BRIBING A WHORE A CAMPAIGN DONATION
EXPLAIN THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW

no wrong you are a man of lies stop making things u doodoo king

Sheeit it's Vince's Birthday & I didn't even know it

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Cute, totally wrong, but cute.

>This story probably doesn't directly hurt him very much though, even though it's salacious enough to be memorable. Unless a reporter can actually find the Lost Trump and also get a paternity test somehow.

Actually, there's one other way this can get real, which is if the Housekeeper was nonwhite, especially if she was Hispanic and ESPECIALLY if she was illegal.

>Libshit thinks the US Military would side with it
Thanks, retard, I needed that laugh.

Eleague is back on? Based as fuck

What channel

Is it true that New York is about to try and investigate Trump's children?

This. Being off by 1 gets 10x as many (You)s

Turns out there's niggers in ITT right now

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Nah I just needed some quick (You)s, I'm running low.

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How does it feel to have furries on your side?

We must ensure this future.

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not an argument

tect

TRUMP PAID TO HIDE SECRET LOVECHILD is less accurate (since Pecker was merely a Trump ally) but way more clickbaity

What did Trump mean by this?

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Why did trump hire so many felons and foreign agents?

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hey lads any recommendations for a shotgun under $500? primarily use it for shooting trap and possibly home defense

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I hope he just tweets “sad” when McCain croaks.

A Remington 870 Express or Mossberg 500

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Mossberg 500

>mfw I haven't been here for hours

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The only ones who would understand it would be us but we would be dying from laughter.

my anxiety is going away and i'd like to thank the mexianon and pirateanon for giving me the advice last night on getting my nutrition back.
did anyone else see how smug Kellyanne looked here against Cuomo?

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>new york businessmen
>not shady

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Mossberg 500. You can get a longer barrel for trap shooting and change it out with a shorter one for home defense.

idk r u a CIAnigger?

I got an H&R pump action for around $180 about 7 years ago. It's an 870 clone chink-made shotgun, but it'll do what you need it to do.

Trump cares about Blue Lives.

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It's not, but Cohen had to plead to it to fuck drumpf.

And the biggest sign they've got shit is that this is what they're pinning their hopes on. Nothing whatsoever to do with Russia. Just bullshit nobody cares about.

>CNN cares about accuracy
Yea that would be much better, why didn't they do that?

>Turns out there's niggers in ITT right now
>Jow Forums: the most diverse white supremacist group

>Guys, I'm worried here. I live in Beleriand, a typically Republican area, and all I see are Morgoth and Sauron signs. Not a single Trump sign. Can he even win Middle Earth? Should we just give up now?

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Get you a used Remington Model 870 pump-action shotgun

Yeah but it doesn't matter. The media can spin it so their useful idiots can spread lies all over social media and try and manipulate the election. It's just a big political weapon; completely corrupt.

Take a magnesium supplement.

It's been like two years or something, when will liberals accept that they lost the election?

what did he mean by this?

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>tfw you hate leftists so much you become pro-israel

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Official thread if anyone wants

Save up a little bit more and get a Mossberg 590A1.
>good shotgun
>milspec durability/reliability
>bayonet lug for stabbity stab :DDD home defense

>one of the greats!
what did he mean by this Jow Forums?

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Mossberg 500, 590 or Maverick 88.

Pump shotguns aren't ideal for shooting trap; but you'll pay more for a semi auto.

Oy vey.

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Does there really need to be a general for Alex liking traps?

the argy has been posting ITT for weeks now

I have never seen a human being wear a Trump hat in my entire life. Ex gf did but only when she went back to the midwest, and she can't even vote.

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>Deplatform the guy
>Say anything you want about him without repercussion
Hm

>primarily use it for shooting traps
Don't do it Alex, there are other solutions to your issues.

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>the virgin cuomo vs the Chad Kellyanne

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