Australia + USA friendship thread

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>Friendship ended with Bongistan.
>Now Australia is my new best friend.

Saxon unification & purge of foreskin munchers, shitskins, abbos & kangz will soon begin.

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Australia unironically is our greatest ally.

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>no greater friends
Israel BTFO

I didn’t know much about Australia before Jow Forums. I still don’t, and I’m not really interested. But you make damn fine shit posters- you’re ok in my book.

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What’s up cunts how is ya weekends what. Is. For. Dinner?

how are we my fellow australians

Won't lie, only Aussie I chatted with was a girl and she was incredibly friendly and easy to talk to. Hope we can stay friends, fuckers. Have a pint on me.

Aussies, is Australia a white paradise!

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I literally hope we invade S.A., free the Boer, and put your heads on pikes with the EFF, on live television.

Vodka and pussy. What about you lads? Yes you may be included kiwi

I wonder if Bill will get on with Trump?

Unironically having burgers for dinner, homemade

>Rose to national prominence as immigration minister in Tony Abbott's government
>Built a reputation as a tough operator in enforcing Australia's hardline "stop the boats" policy
>Drew criticism over the controversial asylum seeker policies and offshore detention centres
>The 50-year old father-of-two is a leading religious conservative and opposed last year's same-sex marriage bill.

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Americans are a bunch of fucking faggots,
Fuck them.

The best of the Anglosphere

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That’s not very nice

This

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good, cunt

Hello we're the English-speaking rice-eaters who supply your refined petroleum products and were part of the Commonwealth that was sadly parasited by the Rothschilds after Oliver let (((them))) back in.

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Leftover shepherds pie

They do not have enough Irish and Germans to be our friend

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t. Balut eating manlet

Based bogans helping us burn it all down
>t. Californian

Hey brothers.
Shall be deflecting the jealousy of stronk friendship
Shan't be acknowledging anyone else but burgers.

Oh yeah, our new 'vice president' is a Jew as well.

Chink

They can be based as fuck when they aren't being total fags

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anglosphere alliance exactly when?
>answer: next year when mad max kicks that faggot cuck out of 24 Sussex drive

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How’s the land down under?

They planted a bunch in Israel some time ago. Maybe the 70s or something?

go home faggot

wow rude

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we'd have to entirely clean up canada and bongladesh for you, you twats are cucks of the highest order atm

I'm not sure there's hope for Canada. There's too much gayness. It's just a gay place. Nice people. But retardedly gay. It's like a country full of women, but some have penises.

It feels like Canada has really grown distant from the U.S. in just the last 20 years. I don't know if that's because that's the "Little Mosque on the Prairie" demographic shift or if U.S. issues like military debacles in Iraq as well as our healthcare problems make each's country's politics unrelatable.

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ausland is still shit full of poz loaded faggot spreading their shit. nuke austrilia.
also sharebluewave2020 lol ur done drumph

Never question your Jewish master and overlord

So let me get this straight, the liberal party in Australia is actually the conservative party?

Looks terrible

Yeah, it was a good doc--I mean, movie.
A whole bunch of them. They love them and can't get enough. IIRC they even declared it the "tree of Israel." I wonder if they'll still think that in 50 years? Heh.

what a based sick cunt

>you'll live to see trees condemned as anti-semitic
what a timeline

The Bantz will never be the same

We've always been friends more by geographical proximity than similarity, let's not kid ourselves.

>that pic
FACKIN STREUTH MATE, GET YOU A VB LOOONG NECK AND CRACK ONE AT 20 PAST 8 YA FACKIN POOFTAHS

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shitskin detected.
piss off achmet.

Wow ok, fuck you guys.

I'd bet Pine Gap has some of the most quality bants on the planet.

don't worry canada, I think you guys are adorable.
Aussies are just fucking sick though

The Democrats & Republicans here used to be opposites ideologically.
The KKK was founded out of the Democrats.

i went to america last year (drove around most of the west coast, pacific NW, and southwest).
it is probably the closest place to australia on earth.
(a few times while driving in oregon and northern california, i actually forgot i was in america, and thought i was in rural victoria for a minute).

australia is basically the 51st state.

Aussies are easily my favorite foreigners. They’re fucking nuts. It’s like they’re naturally hyped up on cocaine 24/7.
youtu.be/BxhIGtHUCP8

OI CUNT GIV US YA LIGHTA

you reckon this guy steals codeine and valiums from behind the counter?

The east & west coasts here are very different from one another. Never been to Aus so I don't know if there's a similarity in that.

>ScoMo is fucking PM
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THIS PATHETIC COUNTRY AHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAH
I actually live quite close to his office. What do?

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no

I've gotten along with every Aussie I've ever met.

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tfw had a best friend who lives in victoria but he traveled a lot and had less time to talk to me

I don't like how there is so many asians and brown people in my country now. 1/20 people I see is white, the rest are mixed mutts. Makes me sad

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Poo in it

That's what you get for putting Prepbull in power. You either push back against the Jews and cucks now or lose forever.

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We should get our leaders to split the Boers between us; nothing but benefit for us both.

aussies would you say Florida is the aus of the us

Most of the mutts are actually mostly white, they just deny it for the diversity points. All the faggot 1/4 asians at my school pretend they're 100% chink
what happens in your penis looking state?

Florida esp the southernmost bit seems to be the FNQ of America..

just look up "Florida man" on google

meth and inbreeding

the north Australia maybe

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you wicked daredevils are alright

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yeah sounds like Queensland

ALL stereotypes are based on a kernal of truth.

Russell Coight is god

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I’m glad you don’t think Israel is

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“TPG was doing nothing unusual, unexpected or illegal when it built its FTTB network, and in the ordinary course we’d have expected that politicians and regulators would have been cheering us on as we built out our network to offer consumers a choice.

“But in fact what we’ve had is various measures taken to slow us down, if not stop us altogether.”

Moffatt reiterated calls by TPG to reconsider the introduction of the broadband tax.

“This targeted tax is not solving any problems and is only serving to damage competition,” he said.

“The government should take another look at the NBN business case and ask itself whether or not the solution that’s being attempted to be achieved by the tax is in fact worth squashing the natural drive for private infrastructure investment.”

If TPG scraps future deployment of FTTB, it may be able to take advantage of mobile technologies in its bid to have NBN-like services of its own.

The telco is investing heavily in a new mobile network. Mobile and wireless services are exempt from paying the broadband tax.

NBN is a fucking joke

This, ive already met 2 boers and a Rhodie. All real good blokes. Really wish i knew about Rhodesia 4 years back when i met the fella, wouldve been great to talk about it all.

BEST FIENDS OH I MEANT FRIENDS

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ENJOY YOUR NEW "BEST MATE" YOU BACKSTABBING CUNTS!

even if it isnt exactly that now - Sen Anning will make it
we're saved bois
too bad Dutton didnt get PM otherwise it couldve been sooner

little cluttered aye
also that res isnt so good but it aint that bad for a leaf if thats oc

crikey!

Seems trump has a new best friend every week lol

Best based mates

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tfw my seppo buddy from my econ class moved back to the states last break

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