OH SHIT THEY GOT HIM GUYS. THEY FINALLY GOT TRUMP RIGHT WHERE THEY WANT HI- wait a minute... *reads article*
"Sajudin was paid by American Media Inc, the publisher of the National Enquirer, for exclusive rights to a “rumour” he had heard about Trump's alleged affair with a 29-year-old housekeeper.
The Enquirer never published the story, claiming they had spent four weeks trying to verify the claims, but had been unable to do so."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Know the best part?
This is the year Democrats win fucking everything.
No.
Really.
I mean EVERYTHING.
Asshole will attack Syria, kill Assad, and leave the bald headed Russian cunt spitting mad.
Then Mueller will have Asshole and Vice Asshole arrested by summer.
Then President Nancy Pelosi (uhhhnnng fuck YAS) gets to declare national emergency right before the big blue tsunami in November.
Hey, don't forget the Russian cunt!
He'll do something incredibly stupid. Or we'll just tell you he did. ;)
Are you guys with me?
Okay.
So.
President Nancy Pelosi. Democratic supermajority. War and emergency powers.
Like holy FUCKING SHIT.
We're literally literally going to be dragging far right pantshitters into FEMA camps this time next year. We'll literally be giving their big houses to refugees and undocumented immigrants. We'll LITERALLY be doing whatever the fuck we want and there's exactly FUCK ALL Skinhead cunts can do about it.
Congrats, babydicks.
You beat your chests and thrust your little dicks thinking you'd won the entire world when Asshole beat Her.
Now, you get to find out what a big, brutal bloodthirsty bitch Hillary "Payback" Clinton is. And how much delicious mischief we'll do with no rules, no limits, and no more regressive shitfucks standing in our way.
lmao, bro I love watchin these people fail and die inside. Over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, for YEARS now.
Is journalism anything but speculation and conjecture these days
The best part of the article was the fact that Nat. Enq. didn't publish this because they couldn't verify it, but they did however, publish an article about how Scalia was assassinated by a $2,000 hooker.
Wetworks anyone? Who remember?
Calm yourself with your power fantasy, my good Swede. Maybe you should take a quick breather, focus on fixing your own country, and stop writing shitty pasta.
>President Nancy Pelosi
Not even the democrats would vote for her.
its almost as if you are unaware of how fucking pathetic that makes you sound
How's Malmo this time of year, Mohammad?
all of this would have come out before the election to stop Trump, now these late claims are just chaff and smokescreens thrown out by a dying enemy.
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Oftentimes there's a much more active role as well. They newsmakers nao!
cute
This thread is full of brainlets who haven't been keeping up with the news.
American Media is owned by David Pecker
David Pecker was just granted immunity in the Cohen case.
American media was practicing "Catch & Kill" that is pay for exclusive rights to a story, then bury it. Basically hiding true stories.
Yeah except they couldn't verify the story so it's a big nothing burger.
so why is it that you people are allowed to reddit-space
Shut up, larping faggot.
trump b4 the fat?
>larping faggot
what, because of the nazi flag? no I have it on for the same reason I say "nigger".
it's for the sake of irreverent humor. Jow Forums hasn't been the same since gamergate & trump.
Waiter? Sorry to bother you but this pasta is stale
> THEY FINALLY GOT TRUMP RIGHT WHERE THEY WANT HI-
> finally
> Implying there was ever a moment when they didn't have him right where they wanted him
Imagine being this delusional.
>*gets a boner Unironically*
How many fake news stories are we going to have before we start doing something about it? Who is going to be punished?
Thehundredth monkey effectis a hypothetical phenomenon in which a new behavior or idea is claimed to spread rapidly by unexplained means from one group to all related groups once a critical number of members of one group exhibit the new behavior or acknowledge the new idea...
>But did you know its BASED
Boomers scientifically CANNOT learn the new memes and abilities...
>give up on 60+ year olds , maybe 50
The young first teach their contemporaries & immediate family, who all benefit from the new behaviour & teach it to their contemporaries 2. If the parents or their contemporaries (or their parents) are too old, they do not adopt the behaviour 3. Once the initial group have children, the dynamic changes from teaching previous & current generations, to the next generation learning by observation. The behaviour is no longer actively taught but passively observed & mimicked
DONT YOU SEE!!!??
>reason for slide theads!
They want to poison your well of knowledge and STUPIFY MANKIND
>dumbing down society is reverse 100th monkey effect
Watch this Based-Bellagio masterpiece
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SKIPPY IS NOT HOT SHIT......
>these days
lol
Yes that's how enquirer makes money
cool picture with the watermarks plastered all over it, faggot.
bump
never gets old literal -25 iq
>democrats keep failing at taking down a real estate mogul/reality tv star who has never even been in politics
>but we're the pathetic ones.
Ok, kid. Go play outside with your friends. You must be 18 to post on 4chins
what if the housekeeper was black and she got pregnant ?