UK RUNNING OUT OF SEMEN

>European semen pipelines actually exist

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I noticed there was a fair few grumpy and cranky Brits on here lately

5-million Denmark is supplying 65-million UK in semen...

lel

fucking right pal, this is British women
youtube.com/watch?v=B_s-7nSN2zI

Vikings spreading their seed in Britain again.

True story: I learned a couple of years back that Danes give children growth hormones and this is why they are as tall as they are. I had to actually make an app for a pharma company which alerted children when it was time to inject themselves and show them how to do it properly. Doctors measure children as they grow and if they don't reach certain heights at certain ages, they diagnose them with a growth disorder. Just a warning out there to any roasties out there thinking Danish spunk will give them tall children.

>importing semen

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>Just a warning out there to any roasties out there
If stupid women could be given warnings, we wouldn't have any stupid women.

>brittish women are ugly as shit, abrasive as almighty fuck, can't cook or clean and are generally unable to be useful in any way, shape or form.
>implying anyone would want a brittish chick
OP plz, brittish men already have shit lives.

Because when it comes to THEIR child, everyone is a eugenicist. Tall educated white Jutland Jizz is what even hamplanets want. Remember that feminism is genetic losers having a temper tantrum.

You're retarded if you think that affects the statistics, though. It's nowhere near common enough. I've heard of one case who eventually didn't do it in the end.

We have the same here. If men aren't projected to reach 170cm, they are sometimes treated with medicine.
Reminder being a manlet LITERALLY is a disease

(((Danish))) sperm.

Dating a British girl right now. She's fine, but i wouldn't seek out another one if we were to break up.

norway is not in the eu

*wink* *wink*

*nudge*

I mean, they already did it once en masse, Anglos are originally from Jutland.

No more cream filled danishes?

>Donating sperm

Who the fuck would risk this when the law keeps getting changed every 5 years at the expense of the donors?

>Donate sperm in 2005
>Papers say that child will not be able to find you
>Law changes in 2010
>10 children can now petition the court for your identity
>Law changes again in 2015
>You are now the legal parent of the children who petitioned for your identity
>This opens up for child support payments
>Law changes again in 2020
>Despite having kids on your own, the sperm donor kids are now lawfully eligible to part of your estate when you die, robbing your real kids of their inheritance
>Law changes again in 2025
>You now owe the mothers of the donor kids 10 years of outstanding child support that you did not pay between year 2005-2015
>etc, etc

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British women can't be ugly, it's a meme. Anglo-Saxons are Danes and Germans.

holy shit. that user little comic image of brits getting air drop semen from america needs to be posted, but someone edit in the danes

WHERE THE HELL IS THAT MSPAINT COMIC ABOUT SENDING SEMEN TO YUROP

I CAN NEVER FIND IT WHEN I NEED IT

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Why would you import sperm I dont understand.

If you can't ship it to them anymore, just shoot it over with a cannon

Now now, genetics only play a minor role. What really effects appearance is diet, remember you are what you eat.
Brit slags eat nothing but Kebab and cock.

All banter aside, sperm donor clinics offer the genes that are the most sought after. For some reason Britslags believe Danish children are the most beautiful.

But why would they want kids that dont look as them?

Genetics play the most important role here. The harder natural selection was, the prettier girls are.

Would you want your kid to look like this, and still be considered an 8/10 by Bongs?

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why do white boomers adopt every niglet and chink they see? the same fucking reason; kike-media have made it into something positive. But people are waking up.

Don't worry Britain, we saved you twice before, Ameribros will save you again!

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Yes because its how my people look like, why should instead create mix mutts that have nothing to do with their ancestors?

This is false

I have never understood British cuisine.

>that old /sp/ meme became a reality
top kek

Because they are brainwashed Christians that think they are going to go to heaven for helping people and dont understand the consequences of their action.

I doubt that works otherwise every man/womanlet with children would give said medicine and expect the children to grow tall.

The Eternal Dane strikes again.

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They're not very different though. The average Danish person looks about the same as the most beautiful Bongs.

So instead of taking their chances with Bong sperm and receiving a half pig/half horse child, they just go with guaranteed beautiful Danish sperm.

Technically, children made of out of your sperm are your "real" children.

The UK has a massive lower class that is unintelligent, brutish, and ugly. On average we're definitely inferior, but we're a class based society and we've leveraged that to great success - until now at least. I think Eurofags and amerimutts don't really understand this about us, we live in the same country but we're not the same people.

We both know that its not the case you people have more blond hair/blue eyes than bongs do and have completely different facial structure than they do.

We bow to the Danes superior propensity for spunking into a cup. Didn't Germany conquer their entire country in a day during WW2?

Sure, but when people donate sperm, they do so in the belief that they will never be economically or socially responsible for the child that is created with that sperm.

But the agreement they sign isn't worth the paper that it's written on, since the law keeps getting changed in favor of the child and mother.

We have a lot of middle aged roasties who believe they can beat their rotten eggs. So delusional.
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2025900/Autistic-Dutch-man-fathers-20-children-sperm-donation-lying-health.html

She looks like that probably because of climate.

Why would someone want to give a blood sample, a urine sample, DNA swabs, medical history, semen sample ( Duh ) then hand over personal information and write a bio for about £30?

Hope the bastards don't come knocking for gibs in 15 years.

Yeh right paki dwarf who has to kidnap or drug woman. Stick to goats.

They're pretty close actually.

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Well, this is big ethical grey zone.

Anyways country laws always take precedence over civil agreements but still rule "Lex retro non agit" should work. Anyways the best would to have agreement with "milking" company that they will take over all responsibilities in such cases. If they would bankrupt then you are screwed though.

>Lex retro non agit

nypost.com/2018/08/02/after-new-law-erases-anonymity-a-sperm-donor-meets-his-daughter/

That's just one case in one country, which retroactively fucked over every sperm donor who had signed a legal document granting them anonymity prior to the law change. You'll find similar developments throughout first world countries.

>There apparently aren't enough wankers in the UK anymore
They grow their own danishes and eat them

Whatever it takes to make Europe white again.

We have to use of all available tricks.

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haha, thanks

Do we really need to make this continent 100% light-haired?

ahahahahahah

Fun, that's how civilization falls, when it doesn't uphold it's own laws.

BTW who names child "Gypsy Diamond".

british women love the BDC

>tfw a spermdonor
I don't know why Jow Forums isn't donating en-masse. We must secure the existence of our Jow Forums and a future for autistic children.

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British-Danish genes are very compatible.

Our royal Twins is exactly that..

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^This. German lawyer here. Children conceived with the help of an "anonymous" (who is never anonymous, lol) sperm donator have a right to know who their father is. And then - most likely - they, or rather their mothers will sue for alimentation.

So you can be Darwinianly successful without having to deal with the eternal 3DPD.

Underrated + digits.

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>BTW who names child "Gypsy Diamond".
a fucking nigger

I KNOWNHIS IS CONFUSING A LOT OF YOU

Its not that there aren’t plenty of males in the UK to collect sperm from, it’s that their quality is so low and no woman wants either inbred British or Paki babies. They want tall white Dutch and danish babies.

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this

That’s what happens when feminism makes its way into the process of law. Fuck the entire foundation of which the legal system was built upon; male privelege must die.

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>sometimes
And I'll need a source, nedervriend. Lots of short men around where I live.

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>Why would you import sperm I dont understand.
search "British lad" or "worker class British man".

Well they haven't had a proper injection since the Viking times.
>A CRAVING BUILT INTO THEIR GENES
kek

Just use Finnish autism sperm. They won't know until it is too late.

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It seems the Dutch are the drunks. Bot Dutch men and women there need to get pissed just to co- exist.

i can ship mine

any UK gal interested ?

so i guess you can now legally say that remainers are cumguzzlers

"Flow of Danish sperm into the UK..."; the mental image.
But then again the non-white sperm might contain the flesh-eating STD.

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If the vikings drank as much as their descendants their raiding parties would drifted to shore passed out in their long boats.

donations collapsed after they removed anonymity
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37786576
>the UK's first national sperm bank has stopped recruiting donors less than two years after its launch, it has emerged.
>The National Sperm Bank said it was unable to fund further donor recruitment, having successfully only taken on seven men.
>It was set up in October 2014 with a government grant to tackle the shortage of donors, particularly at NHS clinics.
>the Department of Health say the NSB's demise will not affect people's access to safe sperm donation services.
>a shortage of donors often drives patients overseas or to unregistered services.

Drinking culture + feminism = chaos.

>One of just three countries in the world where women drink just as much as men.

Whenever a doctor says women can't drink as much as men they complain its a sexist statement.

Interestingly one of the other reasons its equalised is actually that men are drinking quite a bit less than they used to in order to get Jow Forums. Degeneracy culture is in general a much reduced thing amongst young men now although this doesn't get reported on much. Doubtless there will be complaints that women not getting the memo is itself another form of sexism.

Without that steady flood of nordic sperm the perfidious anglo will degenerate even further into its continuous primal cretinisms, i wonder what manner of quadracial pygmy genetic dead end lies on that wind and rain blasted accursed island in another 100 years. I doubt even god could that incestual mess out.

Brazil NO!

This is the result we want. This is optimal.

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Plenty of nigger and Muslim sperm is flowing into the UK.

Can you show me the difference? Pretty interested in average looks across Europe, I would think they're very similar being so close

Absolutely, considering the other 90% of the world is dark hair, dark skinned

>muslim sperm
explain this

those are some ugly children right there

desu it's mostly the women that are fucking hideous here, so men don't really have a reason to take care of themselves and stay Jow Forums. Too many hamplanets and basic bitches

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>there's scraping the bottom of the barrel remoaner excuses
>and then there's scraping a wad off the discarded tissue remoaner excuses
What next?
>Brexit will result in an economically disastrous layoff of builders as less mosques are constructed!!!

>take care of themselves and stay /fit
Well to be fair mate, taking care of yourself and being fit doesnt give you access to pussy so whats the point?