Scenario: Trump offers you the opportunity of a lifetime: to become a member of the Time Warriors, an elite commando unit sent into the alien lairs to defeat Baal, a crazy demon who is bent on conquering Earth.
Do you accept the offer?
Scenario: Trump offers you the opportunity of a lifetime: to become a member of the Time Warriors...
Robert Hall
Cameron Russell
I would hold down Baal and fuck him to death
Wyatt Cooper
>baaling baal
Colton Barnes
Baal also known as Remphan. Remphan also known as Moloch. The god of child sacrifice, his symbol is two triangles forming a star also known as the Star of David when adopted by zionist Rothschilds in the mid 1600s
Ethan Ross
This looks like a scene from Naked Lunch
Jackson Miller
>Do you accept the offer?
If he rewards me with state of the art cybernetics and a lifetime supply of any drugs I want
Michael Young
Or vice versa your puny near non-existent psychic defense barriers would be torn and your mind would be fucked long before you get near the thing let alone lay eyes upon it's corporeal form
Jackson Thompson
Hey if it's from the president then it's legal, right?
Jayden Barnes
After the job is done ofc
Ryan Carter
Oh and free healthcare/maintanence too
Hunter Stewart
Fine ok I'm in.
Gimme the SITREP
Logan King
pls respond soon I'd rather take my chances with the "demon" than sit around anymore
Jacob Walker
Hello? Anyone there?
Jason Perez
Am I the President???
Bentley Hill
Yep either using a proxy or you've moved to Canada for some reason
Matthew Nelson
t.b.h i don't care just gimme a map, a target, some info and I'll be on my way
Hell I'll go naked if I have to. No equipment, no backup.
Jose Edwards
Sure. Is it like an RPG? Do I level up and gain skills?
Jackson Watson
by the way proof of kill or nah? I'd wager if this thing is as dangerous as it is it's death would echo everywhere in space time
Jacob King
What are your combat skill ratings? Power level?
Jonathan Nelson
I’m an enchanter. So I do most of my work out of the dungeon. But I still fight to increase my level.
Evan Rivera
I could also make things for the team. So think of me as mid support
Easton Campbell
Do I get the [Harbinger of Chaos] class?
Blake Torres
To be honest I'm probably below average in terms of physical power for males of my age but I can temporarily enhance my resolve and strength through life force manipulation but again even that doesn't always work most of the time. I presume if I'm exposed to real combat/violence I'll learn quickly and master it. I'm psychic to some degree so mind tricks won't work. Bribes are out of the question, a deals a deal and I'll honor mine to whoever kicks me out in this nightmare realm. Unless you have something handy against I'll just scrounge up whatever I find in that realm and kill that thing myself then head home either the way I came in or some other. You shouldn't really feel obligated to hold the door open for me at all times, too risky.
Hudson Wilson
Well if It's gonna be a team or invasion force then I'll be the forward scout or just a stress test
Eli Powell
bumpo for space-time force
Tyler Martin
Do I get a babe like Melania too?
Owen Young
he/she/it probably had it coming anyway