Why are the Balkans so seemingly unrelated to Europe, despite being right in the thick of things?

Why are the Balkans so seemingly unrelated to Europe, despite being right in the thick of things?

It has fantastic land, is right next to Shitaly, just south of Austria Hungary

Yet the Balkans seems more unrelated to Europe than a place like Greece or Malta or Sicily

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Conquered by the Huns, Goths and Ottoman Empire.

first the ottomans then the commies

What specifically is different about it?

Subhumans, one could say they are the niggers/mexicans of europe

Full of slavshits

go fuck yourself,also it's more european than you will ever be

every person I've met from there has been nice, so I like them whatever others say

>It has fantastic land
meh. also, turks ruin everything they touch, and commies just finished the job

Go back.

go back to america,summerfag

we were constantly fighting wars, and that took a toll on us

Gib back Kosovo. It's legitimate Romanian clay.

>We
For 90% of 18th,19th and 20th century its always roaches oe german cucks and their relatives that made war on us.

You forgot yanks too.

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it was all already fucked beyond repair before the yanks. the 90s were not even the final nail in the coffin, just straight up necrophilia

It's not, all the Italians here think I'm local and speak pizza to me

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>italians think im local here

Im sorry user but thats worse. Italians are literally part nigger, proven by genetics. I'd be super ashamed if i was mistaken for italian and extremely offended as well.

I would beg to differ, Yugo state in 90s was old man with 1 wooden leg but Clinton administration boot kicked him into face to his grave, then necrophilia ensured.

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remove your head from your anus before typing pls

I'm offensive and i find this italian.

In all seriousness go fuck yourself, we have more culture that all the balkans altogether

>Meme fags

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>In all seriousness go fuck yourself, we have more culture that all the balkans altogether


Ok.

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umm croatia is not in the balkans sweetie

We have been fighting to preserve our culture for centuries while you were jerking off with the Pope
Tsar Dusan actually wanted to make an alliance with the Catholic church in order to fight the Ottomans but it fell through
Then the Crusaders promptly sacked Constantinople and let the Turks conquer the Balkans

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>umm croatia is not in the balkans sweetie

I`ll just leave this here for smart people to find.

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So you think a guy with a silly mustache is culture? You were just a bunch of countries in a retarded empire

umm excuse me but i live in zagreb which is typical middle european town

>greece
>balkans

Dude, just no

It needs to be united under a strong religion and since christianity doesnt cut it then I say Islam should do it.

It literally isn't a peninsula without it

more like Gayropean town
Zagreboids are competing with Smrdograd goblins in who is the biggest faggot

But are you really comparing the pinnacle of (past) western culture to balkan states?

>You were just a bunch of countries in a retarded empire
That moustache guy represents something silly tartuf.
You know we have history before and after ottomas right ?
Meanwhile you`ve been sucking on roman culture for 2000 years.

Burger tier eџyкeјшн baka

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We produced the greatest wizard known to man, without him you wouldn't even be able to post here

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>greece
>balkans


What am i even reading here kek

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Newton's a greater wizard
He is the arch-wizard

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At least roman culture is glorious and it touched every corner if europe

except for germany because fuck nords

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Seems like there is some argument if Croatia is in fact Balkan or not - what I can tell you is that it's the nicest place I have ever been and since I have been there, I've been trying to figure out a way to move/retire there.

>umm excuse me but i live in zagreb which is typical middle european town
You can unfollow me anytime you want sweetie but you are still on Balkans.

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Can you give a good pick up line that works on serb women?

spbp

Za dom spreman.

And what does it mean?

Depends, if you're in Belgrade all you have to do is speak a foreign language and claim it's German and she'll choke on your dick
Outside of Belgrade you gotta use more advanced tactics like tacky golden watches or yuge muscles

You guys dont have some kind of fun pick up lines?

Old Croat Nazi slogan, roughly meaning: "Ready for the homeland"
Expect a swift kick in the bollocks if you say it to a Serb tho

Nuhh uh, romans were black.
Prove me wrong bigot.
Pro tip : You can`t.

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>Serbs
you mean "aggressors"

based bosnia
always the most knowledgeable of the balkan states.

we are blacks too

youtube.com/watch?v=Tc0LnADh7ms

There ya` go, works like a charm everytime , now you only need to learn serbian to use it. kek

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U gay

>aggressors
That sounds mean desu. Remove kebab is far more comfy.

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That video makes me cringe to this day because it's so fucking dumb

"WE WUZ ROMANZ" yeah, no. Romans litterally destroyed cartage and they only recruited barbarians (nords) when out of troops

I went to Croatia and saw the bullshit your dirtbag slav nigger people did. Fuck you.

If anything we were too gentle on them

>we are blacks too
I know, you`ve built Egypt also. Congratz.

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Yul Brynner is some sort of Russian/Mongoloid mix

This is what Serbs actually look like, the white ones are just Nedic propaganda
This is why we are so good at basketball

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Yeah sorry, I wont use amerifats when i potray white people next time. I apologise.

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der erwige leaf strikes again

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Yes.
Heres one nigger caught being startled when he saw a true serb talking.

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spbp
t. bulgarian