Americans endorse this
>OP image
Is that East Pinellas? Based
americans: let's design neighborhoods and make cute wooden houses
europeans: wow you're a like caged animal :/ no freedom
what are you whining about? I think it looks pretty cool.
Is this GTA 6?
kino
you're thinking of italians
Here Americans use their brains to maximize the number of oceanfront properties for family homes. Pls go yuropoor
What's wrong here? Literally perfect.
Yeah, right. Totally the same thing, unlike commieblocks!
At least Venice looks good
House with direct water access. What's not to love?
Whats wrong is they're all the same boring mass produced houses instead of being unique
I swear to God interchanges like yours make me want to slap people who make them
Must be a terrible signt to you, no mosques.
I want to live there. Shit looks absolutely sweet
why don't they jump out?
lol it looks like those farms I'd build in minecraft by placing rows of dirt across a lake
Europlebs can't into fractal geometry.
you can shape those into nazi swastika symbols
Someone explain to me what is the problem with either of these?
if i break your levies will you die?
>American: hey i want to go to my freinds house
>go up, go left
>European: OI WAN TU GOU TU MI MATES
>takes the swirl towards the round-a-bout, then walks 5 miles down the bend, takes a left, a right, then another left, then realizes that it is already night time so he goes back home
>sea level rises by 4 feet
>goodbye
I am sure that's not what the Euro's are talking about
Yes that is bad ass and shows the power of the white man. Home locations with boat access are scarce. Builds 1000, claiming land from the ocean, or cutting massive amounts of soil to invite the ocean in to make your life more enjoyable. As says, BASED.
>europeans will endorse this
here look OP I can act like a stupid retard too
>uses a rooftop shot of the surfaces no one ever looks at
>ignores the unique facades visible from the human perspective
>lol they're all the same
Kys
I don't like suburbia where your neighbor is in spitting distance but I wouldn't mind it so much if you had ocean/lakefront property like that. Literally just hop in a boat and off you go.
idk man looks pretty comfy, i'd live there
I wonder how hard they had to work to not engineer those into Schwastika island and still maintain the aesthetic.
soul
soulless
More like
>slum
>slumless
There is nothing wrong with suburbs, especially cool ones like the one in the OP. Hating on suburbs is r*ddit meme started by cityfag s*yboys who don't have a car and can't fathom not living next to their degenerate gay bars and cafés.
Is that New Orleans after Hurricane Kat rolled through?
Why do (((they))) build such shitholes?
>venice
>slum
wew laddy famalam tbqhh
Rowing is a good workout.
wtf is that
Every house has at least 3 bedrooms, a yard, waterfront access, all on low-traffic streets. Some even have garages. This looks awesome. And yes, it probably is too expensive for you europoors. Especially since you have to buy flood insurance to live here.
>no landscaping
>no green space
Yeah pretty slummy
USA is depressing.
is this the map of breath of the wild
>soul
Nobody lives there, just tourist shops.
(OP)
>soulless
People live there.
wanna know how I know you never left your shithole country?
>taking into account human development and making so that people can reach each other and interact with each other
>"soulless"
>having to create an entire city around a bunch of retarded barbarian settlers that wont move their rape shacks around and makes it difficult to actually get anywhere
>"soul"
I've lived overseas faggot
have you never been to venice? ofc people live there
theyre rarted
chu say nigga
I've been to Venice and I thought it was a fucking sewer.
Tourist have ruined it and filled it with trash.
Looks comfy AF
But if there's a hurricane or flood you're all fucked
I don't understand this "problem". Why do they need to be unique? It's much simpler to have several designs and building those instead of making slight changes to each one so they'll be "unique".
You do realize that there is not enough ice in the fucking world that when melted, would cause a sea rise of 4 feet. It would barely be an inch.
that looks comfy as fuck
European cities look like nightmares to navigate. they haven't evolved beyond mindlessly throwing structures down and hoping it turns out alright.
new leaked pubg map.
>sea ever rising 4 feet in a small period of time
Life isn't a movie; humans have faced rising sea levels before. They simply moved as the water SLOWLY rose over several years
imagine being this much of an uncultured swine
hanging around military bases doesnt count
Venice is by far the more depressing of the two.
I was born in Pinellas. It was pretty gay.
We keep sending HAARP hurricanes at Florida but they still stay alive somehow.
Floridians have evolved with the water, they were born into it, molded by it.
>they haven't evolved beyond mindlessly throwing structures down and hoping it turns out alright.
>what is Manhattan
These threads aren't political, either. It's just Eurofaggots kvetching like a bunch of kikes.
Doesn't Venezia stink of sewage? The "canal" are open sewers.
imagine how much work and resources it takes to maintain those lawns
BOOOOOMERRR YEAAAAHH-HEAH
>ancient cities compared to 50-0 yo suburban sprawl
kys
>"OI, MOI PILE O ROCKS HAS BEEN HERE SINCE 500 BC AND DESERVES TO BE TREATED AS GOOD AS THAT 1000 YEAR OLD GOTHIC CHURCH"
>"o-okay hans j-just dont hurt me we'll build around you
way too many houses, yards too small, no businesses therefore car dependant
0/10 + with mutt housing all that water is gonna turn them into slough
They're right though, stupid kraut.
>compares centuries-old historical buildings to new residential homes
KYS
whats the problem this way every house has access for their boats to the ocean you fucking retard
Day of John Deer when?
You know they love doing it.
Meditarrean climate and renaissance architecture VS swamp sub-tropical shithole with cardboard homes.
agree
plus, it's an affront against nature. any place held up by rotting wood should not exist
kike slave depleted of his soul, sad!
why not firebomb it and scream USA YEAH while urinating of the corpses of women and children?
The city slaves have to live somewhere. 1000 times better than Eastern Commie blocks.
Also lol at giving Venice as an example, JUST. Literally a shithole to live in, visiting is a different matter but even then the smell is there in the summer and it's crowded as fuck. Also filled with liberal students to the brim.
Do you retards have any idea how nice a lifestyle these people have?
They can hop in your boats in their fucking back yards
And you idiots scoff because it doesn't look like an old painting
Holy fuck your priorities are so effeminate
Manhattan uses a grid bucko
not even that, the houses OP showed are infinity cheaper than anywere to live in venice, much less a riverfront property.
For something slightly equivalent in pricing a yuropoor would have to live no were near the water at all, and would not have the same ameneties as the american suburbia houshold
gotta mow. ever seen how shit the yards of those fags who end up on tv after house is destroyed? He aint gonna be that guy
It will be extremely painfull.
Cause its boring and we already see these types of houses everywhere. Whats wrong with going in to a new direction of style?
>firebombs american house
>if not in detroit or chicago, firetruck immediatly shows up and puts it out
>firebombs yuro house
>firetruck arrives 5 hours later due to poor roads, and half the block is in flames
kek, US is notorious for their shit infrastructure, euro infrastructure is pristine. you played yourself kiddo, better luck next time :^)
an ingenious way to create property/capital
>euro infrastructure is pristine
not for long Hans
daily reminder living in the USA is like living in a GTA game
One is American so it's poopy and bad
That’s the good life there. Nothing like having a bbq and everyone arrives by kayak. Hell of a good time. You bongs and leafs will never know paradise.
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
For you.
Hurricanes are fun, you're all just fags.
>no power for weeks
>daydrinking everyday
>siphoning gas out of vehicles to keep the generators running
>walk around your neighborhood with a chainsaw and people invite you over
>everyone that matters has guns so nothing to worry about nigger wise
>work totally disrupted and the fucking northeasterners leave
comfy as fuck senpai
more like
That looks like Baltimore
>britfags won't defend this
Venice has nothing to do with culture.
It's just a tourist trap.
Go to Disney Land instead - far less fake than Venice.
Average American Joe thinks this is paradise. Such distinctive ignorance.