WHERE IS THE RECESSION YOU PROMISED???

You know how this works user.

Too many little people thought the same way you did. They thought that stocks would inevitably fall. The market doesn't do what the herd thinks, it does the opposite - then it waits for you to follow... then it dumps on you. So you can just watch it go up and up and up and up and up and up and up...

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Until eventually you buy...

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>youtube.com/watch?v=TaKnDMv6ceg

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This is a set up, the market is severely overvalued, and (((they))) are rigging it to collapse a few weeks before the elections.

the election of 2200?

November :^)

NVDA and AMZN are gonna get me to early retirement in a few years

Print money
Buy stocks
??????
Profit?
>JUST DONT RAISE THE RATES
Almost of the wealth is coming from 6 companies.
Unemployment is a shame and is low record because of how the federal Reserve calculates it.
You can get rich, most people just don't have money to buy in.
Anyone planning on shorting America again like in 08?

>Lol, the dems think they'll have a blue wave. Ha!

How? Their voter base keeps getting deported and arrested.

Needs to be Jaffa...nigger

We're obviously in a bubble, although to be fair it isn't exactly Trump's fault

>Set up an account with Robinhood.com or etrade.com or TD Ameritrade or one of the many competing online brokers for fucking free
>Buy 1 share of VOO for around $265
>Plus commission which is fucking nothing on Robinhood and Etrade, maybe some others too
>You are now reaping the stock market benefits
>Do this as many times as you can until you stop voting Democrat.

no voter id to stop them from voting still

It isn't only trump. He couldn't crash or cause a boom alone. The tax cuts were a boon for stock prices in the form of higher profits and more share buybacks.

Stocks in the US are a bit of an anomaly in the world as they don't trade completely sideways or down for extended periods(at least for the past 20 years). The US treasury rate drives international finance and stock valuations in the US because the risk free rate is tied to treasury rates. At times, interest rates AND stock valuations can go up in the US, especially when other nations have issues. Speculative inflows accelerate when large nations(china or EU) go down or sideways, and the US is way up right now. China's stock bubble popped and their currency is getting weak so chinese investors are taking cash from china and pouring it into US treasuries and indexes. European investors see shit interest rates in the EU and sideways stocks as far less appealing than america, who has rates on the upswing along with a powerful economy. The money just pours into the US, causing a higher dollar and stock market. Every time the 10 year gets near 3%, people start diving into it from all over the world- and even 1 year rates are above 2% now- far better than other developed nations.

The average normie is too stupid,they will panic sell when it drops 10% then claim the stock market is a "scam"

Literal derangement. These people actually think they're talking to Russian bots, its unreal.

Reminder that, adjusted for inflation, the US stock market was flat and consolidating from 1999-2015 and we are ONLY 3 years into a 20 year secular bull market

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I know...

I'm helping my sister set up an IRA that does exactly that and I'm pretty sure the most difficult/important part is putting it somewhere where she won't be tempted to check it every week.

>tfw just read that article too

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What article? I only look at charts like a true autist

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Yes, what article? This is news to me.

Saved to my fap folder.

This is unfortunately probably true

No one can be this stupid. The nasdaq composite was at 5k in 2000 in a pure bubble. Considering the length of time(17 years), that would mean an equivalent amount would be somewhere between 7500-7800, where it has been since the beginning of the year. I took a small short at 7000, hoping to lever into it at a higher level later, which I'm going to do against longs at 8000. I'll be ready again at 8500-9000 as I get stingy with longs and shorts, trying to buy for less than "good value" and sell higher than "nosebleed". Levering into positions also removes the timing element that I don't pretend to be good at.

And while a stock index COULD move higher, at some point it doesn't, and stocks simply don't have the room to run 2x their current levels without a large amount of inflation.

The dow isn't exactly a broad index, the components are chosen because they're big or rising according to the people that chose them. The s&p or nasdaq is much broader and is weighted according to market capitalization instead of price weighting like the dow.

seekingalpha.com/amp/article/4202010-s-and-p-500-weekly-update-new-highs-posted-old-bull-market-ready-move-higher